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Old 10-17-2010, 03:39 AM
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Default How to destroy an ebay seller quickly and for good?

This ebay seller is a total piece of work, and needs to be destroyed quickly and for good. Any serious ideas will be greatly appreciated.
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:31 AM
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Default Re: How to destroy an ebay seller quickly and for good?

the only way i could think of is to buy an item hes selling and then give him bad feedback but that would be a waste of money
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:52 AM
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or buy an item that has potential to be a knock off and file a claim and say its a bullshit product...like a fake dvd set or some shit...say it looks legit but its a knockoff...
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:10 AM
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Trace his or her IP address then meet up with them. Offer to go to a coffee shop and when they turn around cripple them with a ball pien hammer.

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Old 10-17-2010, 06:16 AM
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Default Re: How to destroy an ebay seller quickly and for good?

You could open up an ebay account, and make a huge bid on ALL their items. That would only serve as a minor impediment for their business though.

You have their address. Could just torch their house.
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Old 11-01-2010, 12:16 PM
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You could open up an ebay account, and make a huge bid on ALL their items. That would only serve as a minor impediment for their business though.

You have their address. Could just torch their house.
Update: This didn't work.
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Old 11-01-2010, 12:31 PM
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Claim he sold you counterfeit Microsoft software.
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Grow up?
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Old 11-01-2010, 01:01 PM
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Seriously, make untoppable bids and don't pay.
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Old 11-01-2010, 02:48 PM
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Update: This didn't work.
How on earth did torching their house not work?
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Old 11-01-2010, 02:53 PM
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Seriously, make untoppable bids and don't pay.
I tried that. I did however, tell them I would leave all positive feedbacks if they refunded me. They agreed, but told me to leave the feedback first. I told them if they didn't hurry, I was going to neg-feedback everything. Then the fuckers opened an unpaid item strike and got my account suspended.

However, since they did agree to the feedback fraud deal, Im going to bring that up to ebay. I think that might be enough to get them penalized.

If that fails, I'll somehow contact a Chinese gangbanger kid and have him torch the warehouse of the shithole company for a small sum.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:48 AM
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I love how Frackle says "trace their IP". SO go on, do it for us retard you can't trace an IP, even LEs have trouble doing it with all that court order bullshit and ISP stalling. It's highly unlikely a fucking Zok would do it. Faggots get real stop bullshitting to look big. BE REALISTIC!!!!
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Sue him.
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