What a girl's facebook groups tell you about her personality

Mr.Happy · #1 10-17-2010, 11:05 PM

Activities

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS" - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU... ,
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.,
Sexy: when your girl aint got nothing on but some lingerie and some heels. Beautiful: is when u wake up in the morning and you see that same girl and she threw on some sweats and a tee and u still feel like the luckiest man in the world.,
I'm the type of girl who can be so hurt but still look at you & smile. The type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if i cant brighten my own. <3 <3,
i want a boy , who kisses me in the rain , cuddles me when im cold , who gives me little kisses on the lips , who will treat me the same around as his mates as he does when were alone , & i want a boy who will make me fall in love over and over again ever,
Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone. Too often we're too stubborn to say, 'Sorry, I was wrong.' Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts, and we let the most foolish things tear us apart,
boy: wat would u do if i punched u? girl: i would punch you back.. boy: and if i slapped you? girl: i would slap you back.. boy: and if i loved you? girl:

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tell her she's pretty, hold her hand, kiss her when she's angry, play with her hair, let her fall asleep in your arms, kiss her in the rain, tell her you love her, but wait....here's the catch....you actually have to mean it!,
"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect, you aren't either, and the two of you may not even be perfect together. But if she can make you laugh...,
A promise means everything. But once it's broken, sorry means nothing.

Music

Justin Bieber,
N-Dubz Official Page,

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What does this girl's facebook groups tell you about her?

Mashleshmash · #2 10-17-2010, 11:06 PM

Pics or gtfo.

Comrade Jokke · #3 10-17-2010, 11:23 PM

If you do any of those things she'll ignore you, be an selfish loud asshole instead.

Mr.Happy · #4 10-17-2010, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Comrade Jokke

If you do any of those things she'll ignore you, be an selfish loud asshole instead.

Yeah I figured that much but should I listen to Justin Bieber and N-Dubz?

Comrade Jokke · #5 10-17-2010, 11:29 PM

Yes, I believe you should, pudding or jello?

Mr.Happy · #6 10-17-2010, 11:38 PM

I'm British so pudding just means any sweet thing you have after dinner and jello is a stupid word for jelly made up by non-Britishers and propagated by Americans/Norwishers so I pick pudding and I will have cheesecake for pudding and Bieber-loving girls' vaginas for dessert (dessert being a British post-pudding pudding)

constantinople · #7 10-17-2010, 11:39 PM

listen pudding, if you keep blathering on like that, you're gonna be slapped.

PirateJoe · #8 10-18-2010, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

I'm British so pudding just means any sweet thing you have after dinner and jello is a stupid word for jelly made up by non-Britishers and propagated by Americans/Norwishers so I pick pudding and I will have cheesecake for pudding and Bieber-loving girls' vaginas for dessert (dessert being a British post-pudding pudding)

So what do you call real jelly (that sweet spready stuff you put on muffins)? And don't say jam because jam and jelly are different.

loose fur · #9 10-18-2010, 02:26 AM

FACT: All girls are whores, they just need the right pimp

Reefer · #10 10-18-2010, 10:36 AM

It tells me she's far too young for the likes of you......pervert

Mr.Happy · #11 10-18-2010, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by PirateJoe

So what do you call real jelly (that sweet spready stuff you put on muffins)? And don't say jam because jam and jelly are different.

Jam, dammit.

Kwinnie Bogan · #12 10-18-2010, 11:20 AM

How the fuck are Jam and Jam (Yankee Jam and Yankee Jelly) different?

PirateJoe · #13 10-18-2010, 03:20 PM

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) published standards of identity in 21 CFR 150, and treats jam and preserves as synonymous, but distinguishes jelly from jams and preserves. All of these are cooked and pectin-gelled fruit products, but jellies are based entirely on fruit juice or other liquids, while jams and preserves are gelled fruit that may include the seeds and pulp. The United States Department of Agriculture offers grading service based on these standards.[12]