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Default Training yourself to auto-fellatio

So who can actually do it? i doubt any of you. But i bet alot of you want to suck your own penis. In this thread we will discuss how to train yourself to do so.

There are 3 variables here: spinal length, dick length, and spinal flexibility. The first 2 cannot be changed. but we can increase spinal flexibility, can't we? I guess the best way would be yoga. I guess you can also practice by lying on your back, and putting your legs over your head.

Is anyone else interested in learning how to blow themselves?
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Old 10-24-2010, 03:37 AM
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You need to have some ribs removed because you can successfully do auto-fellatio. Even then it's pretty dangerous. You'll either end up breaking your neck/spine or damage your organs.
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Suddenly everyone here wishes he were a dog.
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inb4 calatron locks this thread for "safety" reasons
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^totally was, lol

i remember i used to be able to stick the head in my mouth when i was 14, too bad i have a short tounge. felt good, man.
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^totally was, lol

i remember i used to be able to stick the head in my mouth when i was 14, too bad i have a short tounge. felt good, man.
what the fuck man
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:40 AM
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i can do it easy, im not even that flexible, i cant even touch my toes without bending my knees. just do some stretches and keep trying.
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auto-fellatio is gay masturbation
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inb4 calatron locks this thread for "safety" reasons
I was gonna until I came in a read your serious approach to the topic.

When I was younger I tried this and managed to barely get the tip in my mouth. Honestly it is way more work than it is worth.

It is pretty uncomfortable contorting yourself in such a way, seems kind of dangerous but with proper training I don't see why it wouldn't be doable.

Hopefully ate will come in and talk about yoga some.

Besides, if I could suck my own dick I'd never leave my apartment.
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Old 10-24-2010, 06:12 AM
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meh dude its more for the wow factor then pleasure. but yeah it would be really gay
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This thread is win.

Really who wants to work that hard just to masturbate?
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You know this makes me think though.. If you could effectively do this, it would be bittersweet, pun intended. Yea, you'll be getting a blowjob, but you'll also be giving one. Homophobic retardation aside, it would be like regular masturbation where you stimulate yourself, but you also feel your dick in your hand. Still feels good mang, but it never feels as good as when you've got a girl doing it for you.
The sensation of having your dick in a mouth vs. the sensation of having a dick in your mouth.
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I used to be able to lick my knob, if i was slightly taller at the time I could have probably sucked it, lol.
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Take up yoga?
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Do you think you could actually break your back or neck trying this?
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Do you think you could actually break your back or neck trying this?
Its plausible...
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easily. depends how motivated you are to suck your own dick.
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Do you think you could actually break your back or neck trying this?
yes. and your friends or family will find your naked corpse, your legs tossed over shoulders and your cock shoved down your own throat.
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Sucking your own dick is really gay
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Sucking your own dick is really gay
What's gay about sucking a dick?
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