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Old 10-27-2010, 10:51 AM
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I thought I was done with those bastarding things!

Who the fuck gets a wet dream at 19 anyways?
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:55 AM
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I have never had a wet dream
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Old 10-27-2010, 11:54 AM
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You're missing out
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:57 PM
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Default Re: i had a wet dream last night

I hate it sometimes when I wake up with a raging boner but no desire to whack one out. I still try. My dick is like "Go for it! Beat my ass into submission" but my mind is like "Nah fuck this bro. Go back to be bed. No sexy thoughts for you."

The end results is a mightily disappointing orgasm.
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:02 PM
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story of my life
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:18 PM
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I have never had a wet dream
This.
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Old 10-28-2010, 12:23 AM
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A wet dream is just natures way of reminding you to get laid.
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Old 10-28-2010, 12:33 AM
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I thought I was done with those bastarding things!

Who the fuck gets a wet dream at 19 anyways?
a fat irish virgin like you lol
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:24 AM
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I still do. I have the most awesome sex dreams. I dont wet the bed though, I tend try to use condom in them.
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Old 10-28-2010, 05:10 AM
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Yeah I never had one
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Old 10-28-2010, 05:12 AM
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a fat irish virgin like you lol
^This. Very much this. Very much.
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