Masturbation quitting techniques.

[Twin Gats]

So i have come to the conclusion that i need to stop wanking. I haven't gotten laid in almost a year since i moved, and im pretty sure this is because i beat it 3+ times a day. I have also developed a huge porn addiction, the cravings really interrupt my life.

When i abstain from masturbation, i seem to have much more motivation to go out there and meet women. After a few days of no wanking i can make conversation much, much more easily and i feel 10x the desire to have sex with any women i meet. Also id like to stop for 10 days so i can manufacture my own sex phermones, this should get me a girl pretty quickly as well.

Let me ask you zoklet, what are ways you control the urge to beat it? There is nothing that can stop me. When my hand is on my dick, i am going to keep at it until i am satisfied. I often reach a "point of no return" where i get this uncomfortable half-cum feeling that doesn't go away until i rub one off, then i have to finish even if i don't want to.

2 things i am going to try:

1. Looking at gay/gore/amputee porn when i have the urge to beat it, this should kill my boner and make me want to do something more productive.

2. I am going to try holding a paper clip over a lighter until its hot, then jabbing my erect penis with it when i have the urge to wank. Hopefully the pain will teach my dick to calm the fuck down.

[Vizier]

Just do it and stop jerking off to weird shit on the web, faggot. It isn't hard to do.

Or you can always go with option #2 and hopefully render your dick useless and that way you'll never be able to reproduce

[cheech]

Wtf noob. Just wank man.

[Twin Gats]

^but i want to reserve my load for a girls ass/face/tits (in order of most preferable)

its almost like i am mechanical when i beat it, like i have no control over what i do until i am finished. And then when i am done, i am filled with deep regret and slight satisfaction.

[cheech]

Originally Posted by MegaKush

^but i want to reserve my load for a girls ass/face/tits (in order of most preferable)

Lol, just wank until you find someone. I don't get how wanking would make you not talk to women.

[arleybob]

lol quit masturbation?

you have a penis. if you have no girl to service it, service it yourself.

if you abstain from masturbation in order to find a girl, you will only come off desperate and creepy and you won't even put effort into hitting on girls coyly. you'll just sound like a guy who needs to get laid.

believe me.

[Twin Gats]

Originally Posted by cheech

Lol, just wank until you find someone. I don't get how wanking would make you not talk to women.

its hard to explain. its mainly the motivation factor. I don't know many girls here. I have to pick up girls at my ghetto community college where most of them don't speak english, or on the metro. Girls do not talk to me first, ever. I am not an exceptionally creepy person but i am not very interesting either. I only feel the need to go out and say something to a cute girl after more than 2 days of refraining from wanking.

[cheech]

Originally Posted by MegaKush

its hard to explain. its mainly the motivation factor. I don't know many girls here. I have to pick up girls at my ghetto community college where most of them don't speak english, or on the metro. Girls do not talk to me first, ever. I am not an exceptionally creepy person but i am not very interesting either. I only feel the need to go out and say something to a cute girl after more than 2 days of refraining from wanking.

If anything won't you be more calm, collected and suave after popping one out, rather than being desparate and edgy? I found its always better when I decide on the spot to talk to a girl, rather than have it in my mindset, MUST TALK TO A GIRL IN THIS BAR TONIGHT.

EDIT: Basically what arleybob said

[arleybob]

Originally Posted by MegaKush

its hard to explain. its mainly the motivation factor. I don't know many girls here. I have to pick up girls at my ghetto community college where most of them don't speak english, or on the metro. Girls do not talk to me first, ever. I am not an exceptionally creepy person but i am not very interesting either. I only feel the need to go out and say something to a cute girl after more than 2 days of refraining from wanking.

if i know i'm gonna be getting laid in the next couple days, i refrain from wanking.

this makes a potential lay look a lot cuter (subconsciously) and the sex is fun and all, but after that jizz leaves me i feel so empty and emotionally cold. i tell the girl to leave me alone because i have to make a call while i actually slip out some emergency exit.

point is, i've been a lot more emotionally satisfied with a girl that i can have sex with whenever i want, a girl who i'm in a steady relationship with, as opposed to a random lay. which is, by the sounds of it, what you're looking for.

and if it really is a random lay you're looking for, go to a fucking club or a party and find the drunkest girl you see. you don't even have to say anything, just grab her and twirl her around a bit and dance and she'll wanna suck yer cock over and over until she sobers up. that sounds perfect for you.

[poast-bortem!]

Chop off your dick and flush it down the toilet.

[Twin Gats]

Originally Posted by cheech

If anything won't you be more calm, collected and suave after popping one out, rather than being desparate and edgy? I found its always better when I decide on the spot to talk to a girl, rather than have it in my mindset, MUST TALK TO A GIRL IN THIS BAR TONIGHT.

Well right now i never talk to women and i beat it all the time. So obviously something has to change, and i am sure as hell not going to go out there and meet girls if i can just beat it to take care of my sex cravings.

I know i sound desperate as hell after abstaining, i went 3 days without recently. One of my female friends called me after that and i was acting extremely friendly, we talked for about 30 minutes about nothing, i had no desire to hang up the phone at all, i was shocked about how strong i was coming on to her. She has a boyfriend though, but that goes to show how much it affects my motivation to talk friendly with girls.

And im just looking to meet women. for a relationship, one night stand, whatever. i am just sick of not having them in my life.

[arleybob]

megaKush.

your problem is not masturbation. even people who've been in steady, healthy relationships for years still masturbate. it's almost essential to the survival of mankind.

what your problem is, i really don't know. even if you're ugly as fuck (like i said, i don't know), that's not even a problem. you seem like a fairly decent guy, personality wise. i don't know what to tell you, but for the love of god do not stop jerking off. you need it to live, fact.

pretend to be a filmmaker and get easy girls to get naked for your film. this will inevitably lead to "fucking the director".

it worked for me, except i actually am making a movie. and except i didn't fuck any girls because of this movie.

[hooloovoo]

If you're only talking to a girl out of desperation to get your rocks off, she can usually tell and you are destined to failure.

Also, you could try a better city college. How close are you to pcc? I remember them having nice english speaking girls. Plus it's just a better school.

[Vox Ducis]

I recommend you to go there :

Wanking Addiction Treatment Center
69 Desperate Virgins Avenue
Las Cojones, CA

[iMagiNation]

Every time you go to masturbate, do pushups until your arms are dead tired. You'll get a rush of feel-good chemicals and you'll do something productive instead of masturbating.

[calatron]

Originally Posted by MegaKush

I haven't gotten laid in almost a year since i moved, and im pretty sure this is because i beat it 3+ times a day.

Your problem lies elsewhere.

You really need to step up your troll-game by the way. This shit isn't even kinda funny. It really is a shame there are people out there that might be seriously considering reducing the frequency of their masturbation habits...

Originally Posted by iMagiNation

Every time you go to masturbate, do pushups until your arms are dead tired. You'll get a rush of feel-good chemicals and you'll do something productive instead of masturbating.

This actually might work.


Oh yeah, there is no reason to stop masturbating. Cutting back, sure. If you altogether stop you'll get tired of soiling your sheets pretty quickly.

[Twin Gats]

Hey asshat, im not trolling. im just trying to stop beating it, its a bad habit of mine. The main reason i am doing this is so i can manufacture my own sex pheromones.

I bet i contribute more than you.


and the pushup idea is good

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Just stop. Don't watch any porn and don't touch your cock. If you really don't trust yourself stay off the Internet altogether.

[OnTheFringe]

1. Simple Bondage-- For some, the simple answer was to tie the masturbators up and prevent them from touching themselves.

2. Leather-Jacket Corset-- A corset made out of leather and steel to be used by boys, was created by Dr. Fleck in 1831. It included a metal penis tube and "a steel band riveted to the shield permanently and attached to the body with an encircling steel band in such a manner that it cannot be removed and prevented access to the testicles." The doctor once reported that "it closes with greatest accuracy, fits to perfection, and the boy wears it continuously without having succeeded even once in reaching his genitals or pulling the machine away from his body so as to produce friction on his genitals."

3. Spike-lined Ring-- Created to prevent the nocturnal emissions and any display of nighttime sexuality, spike-lined penis rings were created in the 1950's by doctors in Boston.

4. Spermatorrhea Bandage-- These devices kept the penis tightly bound, thus making it impossible to have an erection.

5. Stephenson Spermatic Truss-- Patented in 1876, this device placed the penis in a pouch, and then stretched and tied down between the legs, which made erection impossible. Stephenson changed his device slightly 21 years later, adding a metal hood under which the penis could move freely. Any erection would drive the penis against painful spikes.

6. Bowen Device-- This device was like a cup that was placed over the head of the penis and attached to pubic hair by chains and clips. When the wearer got an erection, the pubic hair would be plucked painfully and the wearer would have to respond.

7. The Cage-- The Handbook of Medicine in 1885 offered a metal cage that could be put around a boys genitals. It would allow erections, which weren't seen as wrong, yet would prevent the boy from touching himself.

8. Dr. Moodie Apparatus for Boys-- Scotch physician John Moodie invented this truss-and-shield device in 1848. It included a penis tube with a slot on the side for the boy to push his penis out in order to urinate.

9. Penis-Cooling Devices-- These devices cooled an impending erection with either air or water; Frank Orth invented both types and patented them in 1893. He said that "the penis is inserted in the hole and between the levers so that if during the night an erection occurs, the dilatation of the penis spreads the levers, thus separating the jaws, and permitting the cold water to flow through the tube to the sack or envelope. The cold water... cools the organ of generation, so that the erection subsides and no discharge occurs."

10. Sexual Armor-- A jacket with leather pants which supports a large piece of steel armor. Perforations in the armor allowed urine to escape, yet the bolted, padlocked trapdoor at the rear would have to be opened for other business...

alternatively you could build a time machine and live in the Victorian era

[calatron]

Originally Posted by MegaKush

Hey asshat, im not trolling

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Originally Posted by MegaKush

2 things i am going to try:

1. Looking at gay/gore/amputee porn when i have the urge to beat it, this should kill my boner and make me want to do something more productive.

2. I am going to try holding a paper clip over a lighter until its hot, then jabbing my erect penis with it when i have the urge to wank. Hopefully the pain will teach my dick to calm the fuck down.

Riiiiiiight.

[13373r3r]

Originally Posted by calatron

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Riiiiiiight.

As lame as the OP is, you're a fucking moron.

Just find something else that's fun to do OP. I recommend illegal activities, maybe get in a car chase with a cop. Or find something to build, or destroy. Good luck

[Cito]

masturate with ICY-Hot


I bet you'll quit after 1 try

[13373r3r]

Originally Posted by Cito

masturate with ICY-Hot


I bet you'll quit after 1 try

Or he just won't use icy hot next time he goes to masturbate.

[negative_zero]

DO NOT do #1. next thing you know, you've made a new brain connection in your head that makes you masturbate when you watch gay/amputee porn. think about it, you're already hard with your hand in your dick. you go all "nooo. i have to stop." so you go to google "gay porn." now you're watching gay porn with a hard dick in your hands. next thing you know you're stroking harder and harder, even though you're not gay. you're creating neural connections yo.

dondoit

don't do #2 either. it'll teach your dick to never get erect again because its about to get hurt real bad. this is basic grade 9 psychology.

instead, you might want to abstain from all forms of sexual thought. it helps to not watch tv. get an adblocker fro your browser for those facebook +18 hookup ads that are always floting around. you might even want to abstain from thinking of sexual thoughts for girls you pass on the street. you're just going to end up going home to jack off to dat peice of ass in front of you at the bank lineup.

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[13373r3r]

Just remembered this;
http://totse.info/en/ego/self_improv...com191640.html

[negative_zero]

If you are associated with other persons having this same
problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never
associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't
suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will.
You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in
their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind.
The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where
it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more
wholesome things.

op's gotta leave zoklet now