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Old 11-10-2010, 09:29 PM
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How will I do it. I know I can. Older women like me.
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:33 PM
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:36 PM
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Ask your friend to sleepover...
slowly creep into her room in the middle of the night wearing a loin cloth, and engage her physically...
after that.......seperate entirely.
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:36 PM
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How will I do it. I know I can. Older women like me.
Oh, just point out that we're all made up of equally valid individual perspectives and that if it feels natural hanging out she could just give you a handjob if she wanted, and proceed to become your friend's halfstepbabydadda.

Raising your brother together will bring you closer. Write a documentary in fifty years, it will be epic.
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:42 PM
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:43 PM
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Raising your brother together will bring you closer. Write a documentary in fifty years, it will be epic.
Its his friends mom


and if you actually think she'd be down like she is giving you signs or some shit then i'd probably just pull my dick out one morning when my friends asleep and put it on her pancakes and take things from there
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:48 PM
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:56 PM
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I know I can. Older women like me.
Case closed nigguh, if you know you can then why the fuck are you postin??
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:57 PM
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:59 PM
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Time to step your game up another level then.
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:02 PM
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Default Re: I want to fuck my friends mom so bad.

well he might not be your friend anymore if you do that...honestly all my close friends have not had hot mom's so it's worked out well in that aspect...

Just hit on her man..mature women love a challenge especially if you get them curious. They start thinking if they could handle you and confidence is a huge turn on for them.
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Old 11-11-2010, 12:22 AM
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I would only do it if you don't value your friendship because later on its gonna be awk as fuck.
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Old 11-11-2010, 12:24 AM
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Ask your friend to sleepover...
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after that.......seperate entirely.
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or just buy her flowers and say "Lets fuck"
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Old 11-11-2010, 12:53 AM
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Is she single?

Is your "friend" called Stacy?
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Old 11-11-2010, 01:01 AM
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Is she single?

Is your "friend" called Stacy?
no what the fuck why
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Old 11-11-2010, 01:02 AM
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Oh, just point out that we're all made up of equally valid individual perspectives and that if it feels natural hanging out she could just give you a handjob if she wanted, and proceed to become your friend's halfstepbabydadda.

Raising your brother together will bring you closer. Write a documentary in fifty years, it will be epic.
or just whip down you pants and show her how you can beat your pecker against your forehead.
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Old 11-11-2010, 01:06 AM
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no what the fuck why
Stacy can I come over, after schoo-oo-oo-oo-oool (after schoooool)
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Old 11-11-2010, 01:09 AM
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Old 11-11-2010, 02:05 AM
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^^^ Hahaha that brings back memories

And OP... just try your luck! Don't be too overt about it, just say or do some things that could be construed as either friendly/charismatic, or an indicator of interest...guage her reactions, and take it from there!
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Old 11-11-2010, 02:16 AM
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Its his friends mom


and if you actually think she'd be down like she is giving you signs or some shit then i'd probably just pull my dick out one morning when my friends asleep and put it on her pancakes and take things from there
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Old 11-11-2010, 03:03 AM
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That vid do not never need no "fixing".

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Old 11-11-2010, 03:15 AM
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Old 11-11-2010, 03:48 AM
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You will ruin your friendship with your friend. Chances are, she will turn you down. People flirt but that does not mean sex necessarily, think it out and be darn sure.
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Old 11-11-2010, 03:53 AM
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Sullu! Make OPs request so.


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Old 11-11-2010, 04:03 AM
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Just treat her like any other girl your age that you'd try to fuck. Flirt with her and make her feel young, it's the easiest way into a MILF's pants (short of chloroform).
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:31 AM
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:07 PM
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I predict this will end badly.

Anything from getting knocked back discreetly to causing a majorly embarrassing scene and getting the crap beaten out of you by your friend, but probably you'll just embarrass yourself and the story about how you tried to sleep with your friend's mom will go round your social circle.
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:13 PM
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Its his friends mom
Hahahaha, Joe was all like "Oh yeah, wincest!!"
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Old 12-05-2010, 10:55 PM
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find a way to make it so that it's just the two of you in one room and just show "it" to her.

whatever happens, happens.
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Old 12-06-2010, 06:52 AM
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Grab some beers, go over to your buddy's place, drink up, flirt with mum, drink some more, flirt some more, take it from there.

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Old 12-06-2010, 07:27 AM
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chloroform... jp
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Old 12-06-2010, 07:36 AM
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Try compleme...hold it. Is he ever coming back to this thread?
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