I recently acquired the desire to fuck parallell objects

[DiStOrTiOn]

I actually just fucked my simple rectangular desk by sticking my dick in the upper inside corner. Something about fucking objects with straight edges using my round body is strangely arousing.

Next I plan to fuck one of my textbooks. Or maybe even a door jam.


Everybody should start posting some parallel objects i can fuck.

[Shrike]

Toaster.

[DiStOrTiOn]

Originally Posted by Shrike

Toaster.

my toaster is kind of rounded on the outside so i dont wanna fuck it. the only straight edges are the inserts but theyre also too small and its full of greasy burnt toast particulate matter

[zeno]

[Ambient]

Eiffel tower

[Mashleshmash]

Razer blade.

[Twin Gats]

Is that parallel enough for you?

[negative_zero]

Originally Posted by zeno

mind = fucked

[DiStOrTiOn]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

How exactly does this belong in PEOO?

This thread is going into the recycling bin.

faggot. get the fuck outta my thread

[Ambient]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

How exactly does this belong in PEOO?

This thread is going into the recycling bin.

Pissing each other off. I am sure many "others" will be somewhat pissed at people fucking non-personal objects.

[Mashleshmash]

I AM VERY MAD.

[zeno]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

How exactly does this belong in PEOO?

This thread is going into the recycling bin.

Why are you fucking with the thread? Talk about useless moderator intervention.

[Ambient]

Unwyred is a gayLORD. This is a great esoteric thread about object-sexuals, who make for extremely good entertainment. Here is the eiffel tower lesbian:

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