Checkout my girlfriend

Mashleshmash · #1 11-15-2010, 01:28 AM

We've been erm..."going out" for about a week now. I think I'm in love honestly. she's definitely the one for me. Every time I see her my heart skips a beat and my knees get weary. <3

Her name is Tonya. She's a little quiet at first and a little rusty and rubbing nasties but she gets the hang of it fast. She's quite the fuck now I might say. She said she may even let me go All The Way!

What do you guys think of my new girlfriend???

Mashleshmash · #2 11-15-2010, 01:33 AM

You're also a pothead. Thus, rendering your response useless.

Konglomo · #3 11-15-2010, 01:35 AM

I don't smoke pot, and I also find her repulsive.

Mashleshmash · #4 11-15-2010, 01:36 AM

You don't see the true beauty here. Everyone is so close minded.

Duelist · #5 11-15-2010, 01:40 AM

Sick Boy · #6 11-15-2010, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

You don't see the true beauty here. Everyone is so close minded.

I agree, and smoke pot, and think this one could clean up nicely. But trolls don't take showers, so that hoe prolly don't either.

Konglomo · #7 11-15-2010, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

You don't see the true beauty here. Everyone is so close minded.

No, shes really just ugly.

Mashleshmash · #8 11-15-2010, 01:43 AM

I happen to take showers. I took one today and I thought about her...this is our song

[youtube]1V4AscLidWg[/youtube]

Struwwelpeter · #9 11-15-2010, 01:47 AM

dAMN DAT BITCH LOOK LIKE A FECES AZZ BYTCH

Mashleshmash · #10 11-15-2010, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jim "fuck latinos" carrey

damn dat bitch look like a feces azz bytch

i can't hear you i can't hear you i can't hear you i can't hear you

Computer · #11 11-15-2010, 02:14 AM

Well at least you got a girlfriend...

zeno · #12 11-15-2010, 02:17 AM

U been blind since birth or was there an accident?

Unwyred · #13 11-15-2010, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

I happen to take showers. I took one today and I thought about her...this is our song

[youtube]1V4AscLidWg[/youtube]

Christ, I lolled so fucking hard.

virgil caine · #14 11-15-2010, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexual Deviant

i think its a cover

nutsack · #15 11-15-2010, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

You're made for each other

loose fur · #16 11-15-2010, 03:22 AM

ugly troll is ugly troll

Lord hang man · #17 11-15-2010, 03:34 AM

She's not very hot dude, either you're stupid or this is a stupid troll.

Mor3BL7 · #18 11-15-2010, 03:39 AM

fucking came looking at those pics!
nice score man, I love my women battered

sevenTwo · #19 11-15-2010, 04:06 AM

she looks like she does a lot more than go "all the way" if you know what i mean heheheh

Mashleshmash · #20 11-15-2010, 04:12 AM

lol haters gon haaaaaaaaate. That's my girlfriend. Deal with it bitch.

loose fur · #21 11-15-2010, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

lol haters gon haaaaaaaaate. That's my girlfriend. Deal with it bitch.

if you're serious then, fuck....not to be rude or anything but you should kill yourself. I know I would. It'd be martyrdom and your dead self could look yourself in the mirror and say "ya remember when you went out with that ghastly looking fat gross goth girl and you actually did something about it and killed yourself? the day I died was the day I became a man"

and until that day comes you're living I assume in hell. I bet you both cut yourselves

Mashleshmash · #22 11-15-2010, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by loose fur

if you're serious then, fuck....not to be rude or anything but you should kill yourself. I know I would. It'd be martyrdom and your dead self could look yourself in the mirror and say "ya remember when you went out with that ghastly looking fat gross goth girl and you actually did something about it and killed yourself? the day I died was the day I became a man"

and until that day comes you're living I assume in hell. I bet you both cut yourselves

She has told me she had a past with cutting her wrists but I don't do none of that gay shit now.

loose fur · #23 11-15-2010, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

She has told me she had a past with cutting her wrists but I don't do none of that gay shit now.

if I looked like that I'd cut my wrists too. also the makeup/blood just makes her look grosser although I'm sure she'd be hideous no matter what her attire is. If she was stuffed in a burlap sack and beaten until there was no skin on her face she could still not get any uglier

Mashleshmash · #24 11-15-2010, 04:36 AM

I think you're jealous.

loose fur · #25 11-15-2010, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

I think you're jealous.

hahaha now I know you're a troll, you almost made me believe someone could be attracted to somebody that disfigured and ugly

Mashleshmash · #26 11-15-2010, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by loose fur

hahaha now I know you're a troll, you almost made me believe someone could be attracted to somebody that disfigured and ugly

I'm sorry man but I genuinely think she is a very pretty girl on the inside. I don't care what anyone says. I think maybe I would introduce zoklet to my girlfriend and perhaps get her to sign up but haters gon haaaaaaaaaaate.

Mashleshmash · #27 11-15-2010, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 1337

Uhm, have you seen how disfigured and ugly the OP is? Sometimes you have to stoop low if you can't get hot women.

Hah you can try to get me down but fact of the matter is that I am who I am and you can't say shit to bring me down because I got a girl who I'm fuckin' alright mate?

loose fur · #28 11-15-2010, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

I'm sorry man but I genuinely think she is a very pretty girl on the inside. I don't care what anyone says. I think maybe I would introduce zoklet to my girlfriend and perhaps get her to sign up but haters gon haaaaaaaaaaate.

a more accurate phrase would be "people who aren't ugly tell ugly people how it is"

You admit she's ugly by saying "pretty on the inside" and yet posted pics of her outside. You didn't describe her anything other than physically and she's physically repulsive to the point where if I was drunk as fucking hell and couldn't even get a hard on and was going to prison for the rest of my life in the morning I wouldn't let her touch my dick. I'd most likely throw up if I accidentally looked at her

Mashleshmash · #29 11-15-2010, 04:52 AM

LOL well that's just you but I happen to think she gives AMAZING head.

nutsack · #30 11-15-2010, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

Hah you can try to get me down but fact of the matter is that I am who I am and you can't say shit to bring me down because I got a girl who I'm fuckin' alright mate?

If you don't care what anyone thinks why post this thread?