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I wouldve preferred an article to that faggot hosting such a cheesy ass video.
Despite her self-aggrandizement I wasn't able to find any mainstream articles about her literary accomplishments.
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Moved to LOLI, not news, derp hurp, etc.
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that fucking video was lame as fuck. fuck fuck fuck.
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I'm surprised to see that she's white

I was expecting her to be of total African descent


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http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gloria_Tesch

She has sold 634 books.
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She has sold 634 books.
634 more than you, you mean.
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What shit is this?

Preteen white girl sucking on a publisher's dick?
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She is self-published.
Her parents paid a shit load of cash for this crap.
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Old 11-17-2010, 07:19 PM
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She is self-published.
Her parents paid a shit load of cash for this crap.
You can get famous with money???

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I donno about her books or her looks but I would tap that.
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She is self-published.
Her parents paid a shit load of cash for this crap.
Ok that makes sense. 600 is nothing, buuuuut, think about it, by paying to publish a few dozen books, her parents have set that girl's future. For less than the price of college tuition, they've pretty much inspired her to write for life. She's got the experience of writing full-length books now, her SAT scores are going to be phenomenal, and by the time she's in her 20s she'll be an amazing writer.
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You can get famous with money???

Ever heard of Paris Hilton?
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Ok that makes sense. 600 is nothing, buuuuut, think about it, by paying to publish a few dozen books, her parents have set that girl's future. For less than the price of college tuition, they've pretty much inspired her to write for life. She's got the experience of writing full-length books now, her SAT scores are going to be phenomenal, and by the time she's in her 20s she'll be an amazing writer.
EHH FALSE! I enjoy your optimism but publishing a mere 600 books won't "set her life." It might be just a pricey phase in her life.

As for the SAT scores, a $2,000 full length course not only would've covered reading and writing, but math also.
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Her Resume will look awesome, that's for sure.
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EHH FALSE! I enjoy your optimism but publishing a mere 600 books won't "set her life." It might be just a pricey phase in her life.

As for the SAT scores, a $2,000 full length course not only would've covered reading and writing, but math also.
I'm not saying these books are going to make her money. I'm saying the experience of writing these will set her up to write better books in the future. You're just jealous because all your parents buy you is mcdonalds.
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I'm not saying these books are going to make her money. I'm saying the experience of writing these will set her up to write better books in the future. You're just jealous because all your parents buy you is mcdonalds.
I didn't refer to the net gain as not setting her life, I was referring to the experience.

And lol. It's ok that you're fat.
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I'm not saying these books are going to make her money. I'm saying the experience of writing these will set her up to write better books in the future. You're just jealous because all your parents buy you is mcdonalds.
More likely she'll come around to realizing what a massive fail these books have been and be so utterly dead on the inside by the age of 21 that she will never attempt anything creative ever again, lol. Besides, writing is not like lifting weights. You don't necessarily get better at it via repetition. Though of course an average writer can become an above-average or even good writer with enough practice, it's largely more of a have-it or do-not-have-it kind of thing. Like, I could practice painting all I want, but I'm never going to be Monet.

Best case scenario, you might see one of her books at the check out at a supermarket in 10-20 years.
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I can't be fucked watching videos because I'm watching Rake.

But I'm thinking of that chick in Mallrats.
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Jesus christ, they have no idea how to deinterlace their videos.
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