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I'm sick of people telling me how genius they are and how I just "don't get it." Their music is noisy and boring.
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The Mars Volta are genius and you just don't get it.
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The Mars Volta are genius and you just don't get it.
Oh, and their nonsense lyrics don't sound deep and there's nothing to extrapolate from them.
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Old 11-15-2010, 09:49 PM
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Here's an example of what's supposed to be good

[YOUTUBE]XOx38GLyYRY[/YOUTUBE]
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Old 11-15-2010, 09:50 PM
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Yeah man, I hate it when people think bad music is good. It's like, don't they even know to only listen to music that I like?
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Here's an example of what's supposed to be good

[YOUTUBE]XOx38GLyYRY[/YOUTUBE]
Funny you post that as something you think is terrible, it's one of my favourite songs. As far as I'm concerned they're one of the best bands ever and De-Loused in the Comatorium is one of the best albums ever made.
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Default Re: Mars Volta is crap

I'm listening to the youtube video and it sounds pretty good. I've only listened to one other song by them, thought that was good too.
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Old 11-15-2010, 10:21 PM
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There was one MV song that I thought was almost passable. The rest of it is shite, and it's only as big as it is because the college crowd uses the band as a measuring stick to judge who is deep and intellectual, and who isn't, based on whether or not you like the music.
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Old 11-15-2010, 10:23 PM
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[youtube]neSQgkEy_xQ[/youtube]

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[youtube]C5jcgJ3RNpo[/youtube]

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[youtube]8lKUl_bO4QA[/youtube]

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[youtube]51uFmIU8Gng[/youtube]


I like but I liked At the Drive-In better. Sparta is ok.
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Here's an example of what's supposed to be good

[YOUTUBE]XOx38GLyYRY[/YOUTUBE]
sounds pretty aweful, is that that one band where all groupmembers are mentally retarded? if so no offense.
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Old 11-15-2010, 10:26 PM
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i heard it's all about seeing them live. i don't listen to them on my own time but i'd pay to see em.
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Old 11-15-2010, 10:31 PM
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I'm sick of people telling me how genius they are and how I just "don't get it." Their music is noisy and boring.
Why don't you post an example of what you find better music?

I haven't really listened to them much, but I thought Jon Theodore's drumming in One Day as a Lion was badass. Will listen to some from this thread.

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Old 11-15-2010, 10:38 PM
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There has not been a good vocalist since the fucking mid 90s. There's a lot of good bands out there with vocalists who just fucking ruin the whole thing. .
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I like but I liked At the Drive-In better.
At The Drive-In is much better, but The Mars Volta are pretty good.

I only really love one album by either band though. Relationship of Command and Deloused in the Comatorium respectively.
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They're one of my favorite bands. Well, I should probably rephrase that. Their first two albums would be in my top 20 of all time, and De-Loused would be in the top 5.

They're not for everybody, obviously. In fact, I wouldn't recommend any of their albums past the first two aside from a select few songs. However, if you're a fan of prog rock at all, you'll probably like them. If you dislike long songs, cryptic lyrics, dynamic stop-start music, heavy distortion, or nasal vocals... you'll probably hate them.
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Old 11-16-2010, 03:51 AM
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i find their music to be highly pretentious and overly technical. they got some skills but they have a sound that remind of whiny little high school losers that think they're life is so hard because the self-diagnosed themselves with depression when in fact the reason their life is so hard is because they are a whiny little reject that no one likes.
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Wait, what? How does their music remind you of that? I can understand if you find that the people who listen to it are caricatures in that manner, but I see very little content in their songs to support this claim.

Most emo/screamo music would fit the bill, I think, but not the Mars Volta's music.
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Mars volta fucking sucks.


however everyone is entitled to their opinion.


in conclusion... this thread blows.
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wow, your talking up a 10yr old band, i thought everyone had moved on to bashing muse after the payola that brought on neutron star colision.

the one armed scissor would cut your fucking head off
Back when at the drive in were riping shit up all the youth had was korn and limp bizket, ATDI aka marz volta were a breath of fresh air
bashing mars volta is like bashing nirvana or queen, you can't match the old with the new

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I liked ATDI, but fuck mars volta
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Mars volta is shit I agree.
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cOUPLE GOOD SONGS

bUT OVERALL THE VOCALS ARE FUCKING PAINFUL


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Piano cover of one of their songs, just the melody without any of the potentially jarring parts of their songs. Listen to it and tell me it isn't a great piece of music.

[youtube]L1R7pub3BEI[/youtube]
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Mars Volta is usually one of those bands you either love or hate.
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ahh I hate whiney music.
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:42 PM
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Yeah I never liked them either. The vocals are screechy, the music is "experimental" at best. I think they are another band for trendy college kids and art fags.
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At the Drive In was awesome, Mars Volta are good when they're actually making a song and not a 16 minute piece of random noise and shrieking. I like Deloused in the Comatorium and their last 2 albums, but the shit they came out with like 5-6 years ago was horrible.
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Oh, and their nonsense lyrics don't sound deep and there's nothing to extrapolate from them.
I'll give you that. Some things just don't make sense. That doesn't mean that the music is bad. You just don't like them, dude. It's not about "getting it", it's about not liking it. If you don't like it, you don't. It's whatever. Music is all personal preference.
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I'll give you that. Some things just don't make sense. That doesn't mean that the music is bad. You just don't like them, dude. It's not about "getting it", it's about not liking it. If you don't like it, you don't. It's whatever. Music is all personal preference.
You obviously don't get it
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Wait, what? How does their music remind you of that? I can understand if you find that the people who listen to it are caricatures in that manner, but I see very little content in their songs to support this claim.

Most emo/screamo music would fit the bill, I think, but not the Mars Volta's music.
it's the really the singers voice that does it.

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Piano cover of one of their songs, just the melody without any of the potentially jarring parts of their songs. Listen to it and tell me it isn't a great piece of music.
that was the most hackneyed piece of crap I have ever heard. it really just sounded like someone is dicking around in a minor key. and if you thought that was a great piece of music then you haven't heard enough music in your life.
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ithat was the most hackneyed piece of crap I have ever heard. it really just sounded like someone is dicking around in a minor key. and if you thought that was a great piece of music then you haven't heard enough music in your life.
You're fucking high. That piano cover is an amazing piece. Stop being such an elitist prick with this "you haven't heard enough music" bullshit.
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You're fucking high. That piano cover is an amazing piece.
rite of spring is an amazing piece, Hindemith first symphony is an amazing piece, A musical offering is an amazing piece, my bong is an amazing piece.
What was posted was far from amazing, anyone that knows the tiniest bit of theory could have written something like that.
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I listened to De-Loused so much. Haven't heard their newer stuff much though, I should really get it.
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it's the really the singers voice that does it.
You have to put the the two the's together to pull off the the trick you know, right?
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