OK guys, it's time I revealed my tru identity.

[Pancake]

My name is Richard Macintosh.
I am a social worker in Canada, working for the Royal Association of Sociology.
I have been studying you folk for a year now, and I am ready to voice my concerns.
I have noticed the following patterns in your behavior:

- depressive tendencies
- anti-social behavior
- drug-seeking behavior
- premature cynical behavior
- low responsiveness to crucial stimuli

Because of my findings, I have recommended to the Zoklet ISP and corresponding web servers, the Zoklet should create a new, stricter, sign-up process that eliminates people with borderline personalities from registering.

It has been put forward by my staff that the following procedures be implemented:

- fax proof of drivers licence or other acceptable ID
- Doctor's recommendation proving a reasonable level of sanity
- Police record check

Current users will also have to provide such proofs. Faling to do so will result in permanent banishment from Zoklet.

Good day.

[xian]

too much effort

[King of the world]

tl;dr

[Sir Cornwell]

More like social jerker.

[Pancake]

^ funny you mentioned that, I just jerked off to some social worker photos

[Mullen]

Dad!?

[TCO420]

Originally Posted by xian

too much effort

This

[Clarphimous]

I hold in my farts in public... that should be enough proof that I am sane.

[constantinople]

I hold in my farts unless I am alone. People that think farting or burping needs to be done loudly and invasively are fucking annoying. Especially if they laugh at it. How fucking stupid do you have to be to think farting is funny? Like. you're going to have millions of farts in your life. Are you going to laugh at everyone? How childish are we gonna get here? Fuyckin grown men are the worst about this shit. They think their farts are fucking comedic gold. SO. GODDAMN. ANNOYING.

[loose fur]

the research I've conducted has led me to believe OP is a faggot

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by loose fur

the research I've conducted has led me to believe OP is a faggot

If he is a faggot then why did he fuck his sister all those times?

[Pancake]

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

I hold in my farts unless I am alone. People that think farting or burping needs to be done loudly and invasively are fucking annoying. Especially if they laugh at it. How fucking stupid do you have to be to think farting is funny? Like. you're going to have millions of farts in your life. Are you going to laugh at everyone? How childish are we gonna get here? Fuyckin grown men are the worst about this shit. They think their farts are fucking comedic gold. SO. GODDAMN. ANNOYING.

Did you know that when we smell something, it's actually the molecules coming off of something?
Like if you smell some oranges, it's actually particles of orange that are floating around in the air, and it enters your nose.

So, when some asshole decides to fart, and you smell it... you are actually inhaling particles of ... whatever farts are made of which is basically shit.
We are basically eating shit every time we smell a fart

[Clover]

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

I hold in my farts unless I am alone. People that think farting or burping needs to be done loudly and invasively are fucking annoying. Especially if they laugh at it. How fucking stupid do you have to be to think farting is funny? Like. you're going to have millions of farts in your life. Are you going to laugh at everyone? How childish are we gonna get here? Fuyckin grown men are the worst about this shit. They think their farts are fucking comedic gold. SO. GODDAMN. ANNOYING.

I was just thinking about that the other day. You're right.

[plorntstar]

the only funny farts are ones that are really really embarrassing

[Clarphimous]

Originally Posted by Pancake

Did you know that when we smell something, it's actually the molecules coming off of something?
Like if you smell some oranges, it's actually particles of orange that are floating around in the air, and it enters your nose.

So, when some asshole decides to fart, and you smell it... you are actually inhaling particles of ... whatever farts are made of which is basically shit.
We are basically eating shit every time we smell a fart

The smell of farts and poop is from gases that bacteria in our intestines produce. Poop itself contains some of those bacteria, which continue to produce the odor.

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

"What is poop made of?

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.

Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

Why does poop stink?

Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

That being said, I have read that farts can contain microscopic poop particles... but I think your clothes would filter them out in most cases.

[minor69ner]

Originally Posted by Clarphimous

The smell of farts and poop is from gases that bacteria in our intestines produce. Poop itself contains some of those bacteria, which continue to produce the odor.

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

"What is poop made of?

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.

Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

Why does poop stink?

Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

That being said, I have read that farts can contain microscopic poop particles... but I think your clothes would filter them out in most cases.

poop