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Old 11-26-2010, 04:11 AM
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So if I was cooking a quarter(7g) of coke and 2 grams baking soda, how long should it be placed in the microwave? One person said 10-15 secs, another said a minute...which seems too long.
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Old 11-26-2010, 04:21 AM
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til it boils. use the stove man. :/
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I'm not too sure bro but google search it while you wait for nigs to respond n just compare shit n do whatever seems most logical.
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Old 11-26-2010, 04:24 AM
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Assuming you are asking how to cook crack from powder cocaine out of curiosity and not trying to do it on your own it is as follows: take 7 grams of good quality cocaine(or as good as you can),put it into water,add 1 gram of baking soda(sodium bicarbonate).Next have a glass of very cold water nearby,use a glass containerwith your water,powder cocaine,and baking soda mixed up, heat the glass container from the bottom and watch as the mixture goes from cloudy to formy chunks,these chunks are \"crack\" Take some of these chunks out of the water and put it into a flat dish and add the very cold water.This will cause the cocaine and baking soda to fully \"cook\" together.And there you have some crack..PS dont try making it or smoking it..you will die or go to jail..
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Old 11-26-2010, 04:28 AM
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Assuming you are asking how to cook crack from powder cocaine out of curiosity and not trying to do it on your own it is as follows: take 7 grams of good quality cocaine(or as good as you can),put it into water,add 1 gram of baking soda(sodium bicarbonate).Next have a glass of very cold water nearby,use a glass containerwith your water,powder cocaine,and baking soda mixed up, heat the glass container from the bottom and watch as the mixture goes from cloudy to formy chunks,these chunks are \"crack\" Take some of these chunks out of the water and put it into a flat dish and add the very cold water.This will cause the cocaine and baking soda to fully \"cook\" together.And there you have some crack..PS dont try making it or smoking it..you will die or go to jail..
Pretty sure a 7:1 mix isn't going to cut it.
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Old 11-26-2010, 06:04 AM
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use a lil under 2 g's of soda for that 7 and itll whip back real nice if you got decent shit.
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Old 11-26-2010, 06:56 AM
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Pretty sure a 7:1 mix isn't going to cut it.
four to one is the correct stoichiometric amount of bicarbonate to use to effect a freebasing reaction on cocaine hydrochloride, seven grams per oz of coke. this is because cocaine has a molecular weight of three hundred and bicarb is eighty something, in order to have an equal number of molecules you need four times as much coke as bicarb.

this implies pure coke and something tells me you aren't in a columbian coke lab so you don't have pure coke but it should be treated as if it was pure to ensure max conversion.

mix the two product in a cylindrical test tube until both are dissolved, put in the micro and heat in ten second intervals on high swirling between each interval to ammalgamate the oil into one blob, after five or so intervals it will be done. if you do three "fiddy" which i believe is retardinese for fifty you will vaporize all the product and your microwave will be so fucked up it will be trying to call hookers and pay with your credit card.

laboratory prep of freebase cocaine:

dissolve coke in distilled water, make concentrated solution
make a thirty percent solution of sodium hydroxide in water
add hydroxide to coke until the ph>13
add one volume of diethyl ether and shake, separate, repeat twice more, pool all ether extracts.
shake ether extracts with distilled water, discard water, shake with salt water, discard water.
add CaCl2 to ether and put aside for half hour, filter out drying agent
make solution of fifty fifty acetone and water
slowly drip acetone and water into ether, very slowly dropwise, if two layers separate add acetone until its only one
heat to drive off ether for fifteen minutes in a hot water bath, if base precipitates add acetone and warm to dissolve it, just enough to dissolve
put in freezer
perfect pristine base will crystallize(not blob out) as white microcrystals, it will flash vaporize so you must be good with technique
filter out the crystals and allow time to dry or press between two filter papers between paper towels
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I was going to face palm this whole thread before the post above me ^^/thread.
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perfect pristine base will crystallize(not blob out) as white microcrystals, it will flash vaporize so you must be good with technique
good post but what do you mean by this man?
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Old 11-26-2010, 09:21 AM
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good post but what do you mean by this man?
I'm really high, but I think he's saying that, when done correctly, the freebase cocaine will quickly form a lattice. Cuts in the coke could be screwing with the crack's quality


Edit: fuck i'm high, i spent like 20 minutes writing this post and it still sucks
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Okay, I think you guys may have successfully saved the thread. We'll see, though.

Thanks Mor3BL7 and beaker.
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Okay, I think you guys may have successfully saved the thread. We'll see, though.

Thanks Mor3BL7 and beaker.
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Old 11-26-2010, 12:54 PM
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best way to make crack in the microwave is in a campbell soup can. you just have to make sure you wash the can really good. You can even hear it cook! it's pretty cool...
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best way to make crack in the microwave is in a campbell soup can. you just have to make sure you wash the can really good. You can even hear it cook! it's pretty cool...
You have got to be kidding me right ?
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