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Old 11-27-2010, 07:08 PM
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Exclamation I think there's a chip in my brain (sorta)

Not sure if this is the right place, my apologies if it belongs somewhere else.

When I was young (maybe around age 6) I was brought to a hospital and put in a machine and told to count how many times it beeps. I remember getting scared but making it through it and that was pretty much the end of it.

My parents say it was an MRI machine (makes sense). So I asked them why I went in one. They said the doctors thought I had a brain tumor. So I asked them why they thought that. My parents explanation was that the [somethings] that go from my eyes to my brain (or something like that) were crisscrossed, which is typically a sign of a brain tumor (or so they say).

The problem with this limited description is I still have really no idea what was/is "wrong" with me. Does anyone know if this could be a legitimate story?

If not, I think they may have put a computer or an alien in my brain.
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Old 11-27-2010, 07:10 PM
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schizophrenia...
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Old 11-27-2010, 07:13 PM
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Oh no, he found out...
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Old 11-27-2010, 07:14 PM
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Stop going on the internet, you're getting to close to the answers, and you won't like them.
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Old 11-27-2010, 07:14 PM
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:49 AM
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You've been time traveling, the chip was put inside you to keep track of your real age and original location. Not sure if your "parents" are involved in this somehow.
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