Can't wait to get my slow cooker for christmas

[Instigator]

I'm just gonna slow cook everything
EVERYTHING

[Jack]

Slow cook the cat
Post pics

[beefymcmanstick]

Originally Posted by Jack

Slow cook the cat
Post pics

this.^^^

[TaxonomicalPissingContest]

I have a slow cooker. Beats dumping the bodies at sea.

[Turd_Smasher]

Fast cook everthing. Only niggers cook slow.

[Morb]

Slow cook a microwave oven.

[TaxonomicalPissingContest]

Originally Posted by Morb

Slow cook a microwave oven.

...a microwave oven with a toaster in it.

[Sir Cornwell]

Wow! Sort of like a mechanical turducken.

Turducken: sounds like something you'd want to eat after huffing jenkem.