What's a good reason to kill yourself?

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Having nothing left to lose and finally doing something badass you always wanted to do but never had the balls. Like robbing a bank or shooting the taco bell that fired you four years ago. Then getting caught by the cops but still on your terms, shooting the hostages and jumping off the top of a building with a sawed off stuck in your mouth and you pull both triggers before you land until the gun goes *click*.

10,000 reasons to kill yourself. Choose one.

[nuclearrabbit]

Murder/suicide.

[Unwyred]

A good reason to kill yourself? How about having a slow and painful, flesh-eating disease that is incurable and fatal.

Fuck having to deal with that...

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

You guys are so un-imaginable. How's about's... You're some dood who's been working at the same place for four years but being so anti-social and quiet that all the people you trained get promoted before you for being able to communicate well with the bosses, (where you find yourself unable to socialize with your peers), and one day you realize that there's nothing left for you anymore and you tell the people that are getting paid more then you, "You rip on me one more time and I'm going to kill myself." Then eventually they say something like, "So my lawyer tells her lawyer, If Casey think's he's getting that yacht, then he's a little dinghy!" Then you pull out your $400 ruger pistol and blow your fuckin' brains out right there."

You see what I'm trying to inspire with this thread?

[Captain Beyond]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

A good reason to kill yourself? How about having a slow and painful, flesh-eating disease that is incurable and fatal.

Fuck having to deal with that...

That just kinda sounds like life.

[ysr2096]

72 virgins, mate.

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Originally Posted by ysr2096

72 virgins, mate.

Wasn't your name something different before?

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by Captain Beyond

That just kinda sounds like life.

Fuck, you're right....

*cocks pistol*

Peace guys.

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Fuck, you're right....

*cocks pistol*

Peace guys.

Pics or it didn't happen. Preferably a video.

But you're probably a faggot and just looking for someone to tell you that was funny. You want a thanks huh? Is that that this is all about?

I see why I stopped posting on this shithole of a site, oh yeah! I got a job and party too much. My nose is fukt since recently.

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by OMGPLZDNTBAN

Pics or it didn't happen. Preferably a video.

But you're probably a faggot and just looking for someone to tell you that was funny. You want a thanks huh? Is that that this is all about?

I see why I stopped posting on this shithole of a site, oh yeah! I got a job and party too much. My nose is fukt since recently.

Damn, you nailed it right on the head... Pegged me completely... Fuck, might as well kill myself now.

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Damn, you nailed it right on the head... Pegged me completely... Fuck, might as well kill myself now.

But cerially, document that shit bitch. I mean, It's be cool if you did it, but there's no way you ever would. It takes a man with bawls to kill his'self.

I would'a thank'd you but I gave them all to JFCL. my main nigga. Is you mah nigga?

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by OMGPLZDNTBAN

Pics or it didn't happen. Preferably a video.

But you're probably a faggot and just looking for someone to tell you that was funny. You want a thanks huh? Is that that this is all about?

I see why I stopped posting on this shithole of a site, oh yeah! I got a job and party too much. My nose is fukt since recently.

hai gayz i go to parties and snort cocaine

u cool bro

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Originally Posted by robyextreme

hai gayz i go to parties and snort cocaine

u cool bro

Coke too expensive and not worth it. Mali+girls+charisma=one legit dood that doesn't feel the need to defend his'self online. You see hwat I did their? defended myslef then called my self out. Works in real life pawtie situation too. You should try it you self made nigger.

(no offense intended)

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by OMGPLZDNTBAN

But cerially, document that shit bitch. I mean, It's be cool if you did it, but there's no way you ever would. It takes a man with bawls to kill his'self.

I would'a thank'd you but I gave them all to JFCL. my main nigga. Is you mah nigga?

For one thing there aren't Thanks in GS anyhow... It's meaningless regardless...

Secondly, it doesn't take balls to kill yourself... It takes balls to deal with the fucked up shit that would cause you to want to take an easy way out to begin with.

Suicides are the weakest willed people around. Killing yourself is the epitome of faggotry... If you (figuratively speaking) feel that death is your only way out and you give up on life and quit fighting to either better your condition or make a change, you're a spineless shitstain.

[ysr2096]

Originally Posted by OMGPLZDNTBAN

Wasn't your name something different before?

Yes. Do you know what it was?

[arleybob]

Originally Posted by Captain Beyond

That just kinda sounds like life.

that's like something george carlin said:

(paraphrase..)

in recent news, it's been discovered that cancer is caused by swallowing your own saliva in short amounts over a long period of time.

[Sir Cornwell]

Xmas: but you missed it. Better luck next time.

[zhn0k]

stupid parents that raised you to grow up to be a piece of shit and yet they still question what's wrong with you.

[nosfera2]

Altruistic suicide has a redeeming quality to it.