I fucked a chick within one barn

[The Backdoor Man]

she was a cow and lets just say I did more than milk some teats

[Sir Cornwell]

Did you get her goat? That would be sweet as everyone is like, "Shit. I just don't get that goat. That damn nanny has a weird sense of humor, even once you get past the idea of a goat having a sense of humor in the first place."