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My cousin and I. I'm the bald one.
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success - YouTube

I tried to do this and ended up breaking all my fingers. Now I'm really self-conscious.
I can't stop fucking laughing. Who comes up with this shit?
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Old 09-26-2011, 11:25 PM
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Fucking,
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I'm loling so hard tears were had.
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Old 09-26-2011, 11:40 PM
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Now now everyone lets move this to a new thread. It will be called TF2 animations.
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lol

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It would be, if the left eye wasn't a plastic prosthesis.
Serves same purpose though
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:40 AM
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Serves same purpose though
No...I have no vision in the left eye, so it isn't a prosthesis per se, it's just to avoid scaring the hell out of folks.
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No...I have no vision in the left eye...
That sucks buddy. Do you at least have an eyepatch? You should get one and wear it if you don't. Its a great way to start a conversation.
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:43 AM
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Been there, done that...maybe I should go get a blingin' one like my childhood idol.

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dun dun dun.wmv - YouTube

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Is this the cousin you tried to fuck?
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this is the only picture of me recently, me and a few friends at the "Decentralized Dance Party" - it was fucking AWESOME lol, did so much coke that night. You ever hear of this thing? A couple guys walk around with FM transmitters playing dance music. Everyone else carries boom-boxes set to the same station and walks the streets as a mobile dance club kind of thing. It was fucking great. Started off in some huge cathedral lol, ended up in an outdoor stage area.

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Old 09-28-2011, 02:44 AM
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the new fb pix. i know i lied about never posting another photo but i ... need... attention.... really

yes those are rooster feathers in my hair that i picked off the ground and washed, from fred the rooster
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Where are you?
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Old 09-28-2011, 02:52 AM
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the new fb pix. i know i lied about never posting another photo but i ... need... attention.... really

yes those are rooster feathers in my hair that i picked off the ground and washed, from fred the rooster
photoshop is pretty awesome, you actually look good
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Old 09-28-2011, 03:07 AM
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the new fb pix. i know i lied about never posting another photo but i ... need... attention.... really

yes those are rooster feathers in my hair that i picked off the ground and washed, from fred the rooster
You look sort of like Diane Keaton in her prime.
And before you haters start hating on Diane Keaton, she is an example of what a real woman looks like.

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the new fb pix. i know i lied about never posting another photo but i ... need... attention.... really

yes those are rooster feathers in my hair that i picked off the ground and washed, from fred the rooster
You're kind of cute.

Your facial structure looks neanderthalic:



I don't mean this in a bad way. I know the reconstruction looks ugly, it's just the bone structure that's kind of similar.
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Old 09-28-2011, 03:14 AM
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You're kind of cute.

Your facial structure is kind of neanderthalic:



I don't mean this in a bad way. I know the reconstruction looks ugly, it's just the bone structure that's kind of similar.
dude, you have some serious balls and/or just extreme aspergers.
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dude, you have some serious balls and/or just extreme aspergers.
Dat sooo funnay! - YouTube

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dude, you have some serious balls and/or just extreme aspergers.
Lol I think we know the answer to that question ifyouknowwhatimsayin
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your rambleing monolouges were kinda shitty but i like these videos
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your rambleing monolouges were kinda shitty but i like these videos
Im starting to diversify
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photoshop is pretty awesome, you actually look good
i think its because i upgraded my camera. all my pictures look good now, straight off the camera.
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i think its because i upgraded my camera. all my pictures look good now, straight off the camera.
and i'm heir to president gerald ford
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i love you. i've come around. i love you.
That sounds a little gay. Just dont touch my assburgers
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idc, no more pictures now.
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That sounds a little gay. Just dont touch my assburgers
Well, I am gay
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Kinkou, I want you to know that I am very pro-neanderthal and think you are an attractive girl. I also recall you saying that your second toe is your longest, which might have something to do with neanderthal genes.

Are you offended by this? There is actually good evidence that the neanderthals were superior to sapiens and having their genes is a beneficial thing.
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You're kind of cute.

Your facial structure looks neanderthalic:



I don't mean this in a bad way. I know the reconstruction looks ugly, it's just the bone structure that's kind of similar.
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I bet neanderthals were crazy in bed.
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I bet neanderthals were crazy in bed.
I think we need Vizier's input on this before we accept it as fact.
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I think we need Vizier's input on this before we accept it as fact.
Not sure if racist........
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Not sure if racist........
LOL! No, like, because he's the prehistoric life expert! Geez.
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