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Old 01-01-2011, 09:20 AM
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Default It's 2011 - Where the fuck are our lazer bikes?

Not a flying car is sight, and STILL no complicated sex robots. Science fucks us yet again.
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Old 01-01-2011, 09:22 AM
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Didn't you make this thread last year?
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Old 01-01-2011, 10:08 AM
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Old 01-01-2011, 07:47 PM
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and STILL no complicated sex robots. Science fucks us yet again.
Surely your complaint is that science isn't fucking you?
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7-11?
More like 9-11... amirite?
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The Muslim Jews stole all the lazer bikes.
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Default Re: It's 2011 - Where the fuck are our lazer bikes?

If I put a laser on your bike then will you be happy?
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3ds will be availbale soon, so stfu
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propulsion is a hot topic right now. i wouldn't be suprised if we had hovering trains within 20 years.
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I'm reading a book right now about how nazi scientists were working on shit beyond your wildest comprehension like Ufo's and radium infused energy transportation among other crazy shit and also pretty much gave the US the nuke to drop on japan. Some scientists got grabbed by the US but they didn't do shit wit em really.

Shit like gravity should be overcome by now. I should have hovershoes. That word shouldn't even be recognized as a typo by firefox in 2011.

bout 700 days til the aztecs think shit will hit the fan worldwide. I look foreward to it.
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I bet they're using them to chase Jesus around on too. Cunts.
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