Comedians that aren't funny

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Why are they on TV?

[negative_zero]

You know what show isn't funny? Corner Gas. Prolly cuz it's canadian

[Nero]

No, you know what's the worst? The new comedy movies that come out now. The ones with those actors like Seth Rogen and Michael Cera and Jonah Hill (I don't even know if those are their names for sure). But every year they come out with a new movie with the same type of humour and set-up: A couple of wacky, funny dudes getting into crazy shenanigans and hijinks all the while using the same kind of jokes that Will Ferrell gets criticized for relying on.

[nuclearrabbit]

Originally Posted by negative_zero

You know what show isn't funny? Corner Gas. Prolly cuz it's canadian

Northern Exposure.

[Blunderfail]

You know what's even worse than that? That fucking show Modern Family.

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That's so fucking funny! He said "el oh el" and the word "text" even though like, he's in his early 40s! That's SOOO fucking silly! HAHAHA GREAT SHOW!

[MunkeyQ]

Little Britain is quite possibly the worst comedy show I've seen. Repetitive, unfunny humour made for stupid people..."look look he said gay hur hur hur".

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They've used exactly the same jokes for every series. I've had the misfortune to see a few of them but it's all the same crap.

[Blunderfail]

You picked the funniest sketch out of them all, but yeah, I sort of agree.

[MunkeyQ]

Originally Posted by Blunderfail

You picked the funniest sketch out of them all, but yeah, I sort of agree.

I personally don't find any of them funny. Maybe the first time you watch each sketch it's bearable, but when that same joke has been recycled for the 1000th time in the latest episode, it's just shit IMO.

[Yggdrasil]

I cannot bear to watch Kathy Griffin perform stand-up. I mean, when she's a guest on some other tv show she can be bearable, and sometimes even hilarious (like when she's on CNN with Anderson Cooper, they've got great chemistry together), but to sit there and listen to her do stand-up is downright excruciating. God al-fucking mighty. She's got a pretty large fan-base amongst gay people too, which is little surprise, gay people generally having particularly shitty taste in a lot of things.

[Blunderfail]

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[King of the world]

Women make shit comedians. Women have no sense of humour or appreciation for true humour. All of the best comedians are male.

I despise Sarah Silverman above all others. I'd rape that cunt with a jackhammer.

[ayingerbrau]

Agree with a lot of these posts.

[King of the world]

Who else likes Chubby Brown?

[OneMulatto]

Ditto. Could never stand Carlos Mensteala. Was glad when Joe Rogan busted him out on stage for stealing countless jokes.

[Gun Lover]

Dane. Fucking. Cook.

Fuck that guy and the people who made him rich.

Also, Lisa Lampenelli. Listen bitch, and listen good: no one gives a fuck that you're a fat, unattractive whore who fucks niggers. NO ONE, so shut the fuck up you god damn cunt.

[Gun Lover]

Originally Posted by Negrophobe

Sarah Silverman . . . I'd rape that cunt with a jackhammer.

QFT. I can't think of one woman comedian that I've seen that was funny. I think there may have been one, but it wasn't even that good -- it just didn't piss me off.

[hooloovoo]

Originally Posted by Blunderfail

You know what's even worse than that? That fucking show Modern Family.

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That's so fucking funny! He said "el oh el" and the word "text" even though like, he's in his early 40s! That's SOOO fucking silly! HAHAHA GREAT SHOW!

Wish I could thank this. I can't stand this show, mainly because of this lead character. Don't know why it's getting so much praise. He's like a wanna-be version of Steve Carrell from the Americanized-office, which is by far the worst of Steve Carrell.

Originally Posted by Yggdrasil

I cannot bear to watch Kathy Griffin perform stand-up. I mean, when she's a guest on some other tv show she can be bearable, and sometimes even hilarious (like when she's on CNN with Anderson Cooper, they've got great chemistry together), but to sit there and listen to her do stand-up is downright excruciating. God al-fucking mighty. She's got a pretty large fan-base amongst gay people too, which is little surprise, gay people generally having particularly shitty taste in a lot of things.

What do you think of Chelsea Handler? I actually enjoy Kathy Griffin, because she has so much obvious glee in pissing off people that deserve to have their feathers ruffled. Chelsea Handler I just find plain bitchy and obnoxious.

[Nolte]

Originally Posted by negative_zero

You know what show isn't funny? Corner Gas. Prolly cuz it's canadian

No shit, eh?

Canadians that aren't funny..I suppose I would fall into that category.

But whoever said Dane Cook. That guy is so annoying and girls get all stupid over him, for some reason.

"Yes, Dane..we get it. You fucking idiot"

[ComradeAsh]

Russel fucking Brand.

[Psynthetic]

Nick Swardson.

[TCO420]

[youtube]kTFZyl7hfBw[/youtube] MADtv is funny shit

[AoxomoxoA]

Most of the modern black comedies are complete and utter bullshit. Everybody Hates Chris with Chris Rock is sorta watchable though.

[007GoldenShower]

Ben Elton and 99% of yanks

[GoodbyeSoberDay]

Tina fey.

[Gun Lover]

Any of the "Blue Collar Comedy" fucks.

Cancer is funnier than Larry the Cable Guy

[Bleeding Kansas]

[Rodrat]

dane cooks standup is terrible, but i like his movies hes done.
nick swardsen and sarah silverman need to go die