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Old 01-02-2011, 05:26 PM
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there are probably enough of us in major cities around NA to pull this off. All I want you to do is either destroy the cooling system in the rinks, so the ice melts, or fuck up the entrance/entire arena that your home team plays in. If we all do this (and as your king I demand that you do) then those smarmy players shouldn't be able to make much more than 1.1 million dollars this year, playing at alternate venues. HAH!
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Old 01-02-2011, 05:29 PM
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Umm... why?
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Old 01-02-2011, 05:33 PM
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Yeah, baseball players make waaaaaay more money and it's a much shittier sport. I'd rather watch a zamboni for 3 hours than sit through a baseball game.

Some of those fucks make 100 million a year
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Old 01-02-2011, 05:36 PM
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I donno, don't you fruits wanna do something for the zoklet cause?
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Old 01-02-2011, 05:49 PM
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I donno, don't you fruits wanna do something for the zoklet cause?
What, exactly, is the "zoklet cause?"
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Old 01-02-2011, 05:55 PM
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I thought you were as asian guy who had beef with canadians or something.

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Old 01-02-2011, 05:56 PM
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Yeah, baseball players make waaaaaay more money and it's a much shittier sport. I'd rather watch a zamboni for 3 hours than sit through a baseball game.

Some of those fucks make 100 million a year
That's only if you factor in endorsements. While it's still WAY too much, no pro athlete makes more than $25mm per year on their playing contracts.
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Nah lets sabotage the NFL better. Lets switch all ther footballs for painted watermelons
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Old 01-02-2011, 06:25 PM
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In all seriousness though, we really should just sabotage every major sports league. And then some.
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Old 01-02-2011, 08:08 PM
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Nah lets sabotage the NFL better. Lets switch all ther footballs for painted watermelons
Dat beez a wase ob good waddameelyun mang!
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What, exactly, is the "zoklet cause?"
Hurting the careers of hockey players.
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Old 01-04-2011, 07:39 PM
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Hurting the careers of hockey players.
Oh.. Well, in that case..

Let's melt some fucking ice!
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what do you have against hockey players motherfucker?
you should prolly go take your beef with hockey players up with this guy
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