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Old 01-03-2011, 10:33 AM
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They're no Crime or Court stories in the local paper so I can't have a laugh at their expense...:mad

There's fuck all in the nationals aswell apart from that stupid bint who got strangled and left on a gold course on christmas day...
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:36 PM
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Just wank off to some bonza sheilas
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:38 PM
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Nah I'm going food shopping then I'm watching The walking dead and drinking rum till I pass out in the early evening
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:46 PM
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Just wank off to some bonza sheilas
Me and my friends started saying bonza years ago as a joke kind of thing, but then we said it some much it just became apart of our normal vocabulary. We still say good stuff is bonza to this day. We probably use it a lot more then the average Australian.

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Old 01-03-2011, 12:59 PM
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I stopped reading when you made the childish error of saying 'me and my friends' instead of 'my friends and I'.
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Old 01-03-2011, 01:21 PM
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I stopped reading when you made the childish error of saying 'me and my friends' instead of 'my friends and I'.
Shame, the cure for AIDS was contained within those few lines.
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Old 01-03-2011, 01:58 PM
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I stopped reading when you made the childish error of saying 'me and my friends' instead of 'my friends and I'.
Have you not drowned yet?
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I almost did in your auntie's clunge-spadge
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I almost did in your auntie's clunge-spadge
Only virgins use the word clunge.
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I beg your pardon?
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I said only virgins use the word clunge.
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Well I suppose I had better stop using it
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