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Old 01-03-2011, 11:41 AM
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this is good advice y/n
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:41 PM
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I voted No because I always ask
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:11 AM
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Maybe I should try asking, I'll be honest my success rate with the surprise ramming method is pretty low.
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:20 AM
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Grin Re: always try to put it in her butt

doesn't always work you have to kind of figure out the girl

some girls just never ever want it in the butt and if you try to putt it in their butts sometimes they get all bitchy and you don't get to put it anywhere

some girls are open to taking it in the butt but you need to approach it right and be real smooth like lubed silk

some girls love it in the butt... use a rubber on those girls

one dude at uni kept trying to put it in my housemate's butt but she never let him and she ended up cutting off his access to the poon and he got a nickname
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Old 01-04-2011, 07:42 AM
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Thanks captain obvious!
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Old 01-04-2011, 07:58 AM
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They can't tell the difference
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Old 01-04-2011, 08:01 AM
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anal = poo= gross
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:07 AM
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ANAL IS BEAUTIFUL AND ROMANTIC AND l WONT HAVE YOU DISPARAGE IT GOOD SIR
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:47 AM
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Anal = Bum Trip to Bliss
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:13 AM
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anal = poo= gross
learn to love it.
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:34 PM
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I have a friend who told me a few things about his ex-wife concerning anal sex. One was - He once put in, went deep and when he pulled out he had pooh on the end of his penis. He had to run to the toilet, stifling vomit, to wash off the excrement.

He also said he traded the chance to name his second Son for anal sex. When I asked him why he decided it was a worthy trade he told me because there are two types of anal. "Slow and steady", and then there's what I like to call baby naming anal, "Straight in there, there fucking about".
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one dude at uni kept trying to put it in my housemate's butt but she never let him and she ended up cutting off his penis and he got a nickname
...would have been a better story.
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:56 PM
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...would have been a better story.
gee sorry my life experience doesn't match up to your idea of a great story

jeez some people

oh soj once I found a bit of poo on the end of the condom when I finished but I was drunk so I just turned it inside out when I took it off and threw it in her bedroom bin.
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Old 01-04-2011, 01:17 PM
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He also said he traded the chance to name his second Son for anal sex. When I asked him why he decided it was a worthy trade he told me because there are two types of anal. "Slow and steady", and then there's what I like to call baby naming anal, "Straight in there, there fucking about".
This is a good story.

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one dude at uni kept trying to put it in my housemate's butt but she never let him and she ended up cutting off his access to the poon and he got a nickname
This story is incomplete.
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:16 PM
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once I found a bit of poo on the end of the condom when I finished but I was drunk so I just turned it inside out when I took it off and threw it in her bedroom bin.
Now that's what I call a better story. Consider me satisfied.
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:26 PM
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''you're in my anus ''
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He also said he traded the chance to name his second Son for anal sex. When I asked him why he decided it was a worthy trade he told me because there are two types of anal. "Slow and steady", and then there's what I like to call baby naming anal, "Straight in there, there fucking about".
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I voted I'm a girl/I love it in the butt. but only bc im a girl

anal sex is gross and painful
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Old 02-22-2011, 10:20 PM
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I voted I'm a girl/I love it in the butt. but only bc im a girl

anal sex is gross and painful
you know you love it. you all do. deep down.
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Default Re: always try to put it in her butt

okay. you're constipated: imagine taking a shit that wont come out. and then goes back in again once you get it out. a bunch of times, but with force

that's buttsecks

granted, some girls do love it but for the life of me i can't imagine them loving it bc of how it feels
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okay. you're constipated: imagine taking a shit that wont come out. and then goes back in again once you get it out. a bunch of times, but with force

that's buttsecks

granted, some girls do love it but for the life of me i can't imagine them loving it bc of how it feels
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okay. you're constipated: imagine taking a shit that wont come out. and then goes back in again once you get it out. a bunch of times, but with force

that's buttsecks

granted, some girls do love it but for the life of me i can't imagine them loving it bc of how it feels
It stops feeling like that once you relax and get into it. Really, it's one of the best feeling ever..
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i dont think i could ever relax for fear of shitting myself
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slutmeup should have a third arm where her butthole is
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Lol. Try an enema?
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I never imagined you being such a prude, smu. Try nitrites, too.
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Im not a prude, i just dont like anything about it. i'd be a prude if i said that without giving it a go first
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A dude has to be gentle

Not go at it like he's mental.

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My ex used to love getting fingered in her ass, so I'm voting for her...
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My ex used to love getting fingered in her ass, so I'm voting for her...
this is the reason she left you
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:44 PM
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nah she left me because she didn't love me anymore...
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nah she left me because she didn't love me anymore...
Because you didn't finger her in the ass right.
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^ she left him for me 'cos I was willing to use both fists.
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No we still do that, she just doesn't love me when we do it though...
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^ she left him for me 'cos I was willing to use both fists.
have you ever thought of using both fists on two different girls?

one on each hand like mittens

maybe that's the key, Axiom. try it on the next two girls
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Three girls!

A bird on either hand while you're jammed in the bush of the third.
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have you ever thought of using both fists on two different girls?

one on each hand like mittens

maybe that's the key, Axiom. try it on the next two girls
One on each hand like boxing gloves, then you walk around town punching people with your lady-mitts.
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Three!

Two in the stink and one in the pink!
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