Archived: Thinking about leaving.

Death_Merchant · #1 01-04-2011, 09:20 PM

She's planning the wedding, I'm thinking of leaving. It's pretty much all planned, but I haven't proposed yet. Lately I've been thinking of taking the money I have for the ring to cover her losses, and break up. Tired of her complaining, and a few other things. I hate whining. Emotional bullshit is not my thing. Considering just moving on, maybe just staying single.

The Backdoor Man · #2 01-04-2011, 09:31 PM

damn that sucks man
but if you want to avoid a life sentance, its best to get out while you are ahead,

also how did this get archived right away lol?

shopping cart for brains · #3 01-04-2011, 09:31 PM

Sell ring, move to Key West, mac bitches all day every day.

zhn0k · #4 01-04-2011, 09:42 PM

can you record her reaction when you tell her you're dumping her and share it with us?

Alejandro Calvert Gálvez · #5 01-04-2011, 10:28 PM

Do it. It's for the best of you both.

Death_Merchant · #6 01-04-2011, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Backdoor Man

damn that sucks man
but if you want to avoid a life sentance, its best to get out while you are ahead,

also how did this get archived right away lol?

My phone gave me only the option to archive it in order to post.

nshanin · #7 01-04-2011, 10:41 PM

Did the complaining start after she realized she had you in the bag?

TCO420 · #8 01-04-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by nshanin

Did the complaining start after she realized she had you in the bag?

and do what's good for you dude, feel bad on how fast it went down the drain :|

Tommy Lund · #9 01-04-2011, 10:49 PM

I would imagine getting the fuck out is something most people in a relationship on one time or another. I know I have.

Marriage is not something that should be taken lighly, but neither is breaking off a (what I would imagine) long relationship.

I can`t direct you in any way here. I would just stress that you are completely sure before you do anything.

Vizier · #10 01-04-2011, 10:58 PM

Women want a wedding, NOT a marriage.

That's why they go nuts when preparing the church and the dinner and the family and all that bullshit.

If you're tired of her right now, you better leave asap. It will get worse after the wedding. Happens all the fucking time. Besides, chances are you are probably still young (mid 20s or something) so enjoy life instead of commiting for someone you are not even sure of. You can think about settling down when you're a little bit older, have the money and find a woman with whom you won't take any bullshit from and emotional stress.

Godspeed.

Jubal Harshaw · #11 01-04-2011, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Death_Merchant

Tired of her complaining, and a few other things. I hate whining. Emotional bullshit is not my thing.

Sounds like you'll never get married.

I feel similarly though and I'm starting to think that relationships are just not for me. Hopefully I'll meet a girl that makes me think otherwise.

TCO420 · #12 01-04-2011, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jubal Harshaw

Sounds like you'll never get married.

I feel similarly though and I'm starting to think that relationships are just not for me. Hopefully I'll meet a girl that makes me think otherwise.

Whenever i see you post i think of that old fucking man saying these things lol

**water bottle** · #13 01-04-2011, 11:19 PM

If I were having any doubts like those I would probably end it before it became a big legal procedure to do so. Take the money and run

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**water bottle** · #14 01-04-2011, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TCO420

Whenever i see you post i think of that old fucking man saying these things lol

I've never read the book so I always picture an old Jew with a big ol' Jew beard and a sizeable 401k

Jubal Harshaw · #15 01-04-2011, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TCO420

Whenever i see you post i think of that old fucking man saying these things lol

I'll take that as a compliment.

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Originally Posted by water bottle

I've never read the book so I always picture an old Jew with a big ol' Jew beard and a sizeable 401k

I have a perpetual stubble beard, but no 401k. Maybe some day though.

N0 W4RN1NG · #16 01-04-2011, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by nshanin

Did the complaining start after she realized she had you in the bag?

This.

Was everything great before you guys started talking marriage?

Also, I think marriage should be like, a last resort.

I'm all for marrying someone who you know for a fact isn't going to drive you insane.

Good luck finding that person though.

Nolte · #17 01-04-2011, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by N0 W4RN1NG

I'm all for marrying someone who you know for a fact isn't going to drive you insane.

Too much of anyone eventually drives me insane. That's why I don't plan on ever marrying.

The Greek · #18 01-05-2011, 02:07 AM

Lol leave her at the alter. Thats the classy thing to do. And make sure your mate video tapes it.

Jubal Harshaw · #19 01-05-2011, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Greek

Lol leave her at the alter. Thats the classy thing to do. And make sure your mate video tapes it.

1)Use the ring money for a down payment on a band new car.
2)Install an airhorn on said car.
3)When the wedding is going on drive up to the doorstep of the church.
4)Blast the horn until she comes out.
5)Get out of the car, flip her off, scream "FUCK YOU, you whiny bitch. Enjoy the rest of your life. Do you like what I did with the money I was going to use for the wedding???"
6)Point out the car.
7)Do a burn out and speed off into the sunset.

The Greek · #20 01-05-2011, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jubal Harshaw

1)Use the ring money for a down payment on a band new car.
2)Install an airhorn on said car.
3)When the wedding is going on drive up to the doorstep of the church.
4)Blast the horn until she comes out.
5)Get out of the car, flip her off, scream "FUCK YOU, you whiny bitch. Enjoy the rest of your life. Do you like what I did with the money I was going to use for the wedding???"
6)Point out the car.
7)Do a burn out and speed off into the sunset.

All wrong. What he needs to do is bribe a local media outlet to come and film the wedding and broadcast it on some shitty channel.

Then, when people are wondering where he is, and if hes going to show up, his mate goes up to the front of the hall, and plays a video on a tv.

The video is a recording of the OP explaining why he won't marry her, and it should go something like this.

"There are many serious flaws in our relationship... And I will briefly go over them in order of prominence. Your...... Your vagina..... FUCKING STINKS!!!! Its disgusting. I swear to god you've never cleaned it once. One time I was going down on you and found what appeared to be a mixture of after birth and cottage cheese! You need to Listerine that mofo out pronto. Theres probably some new diseases being bred down in that stink trap.

Secondly you just whine too much, but honestly, I could tolerate that if your vagina wasn't so horrifying putrid. You should work for the military. Next time some sand nigger doesn't wanna talk they should just stuff his face in your muff. He will be giving up the enemy locations in seconds, without a doubt.

Goodbye, I hope I never see you again.

Sincerely Death_Merchant

P.S. I sold your ring and your dog for gambling money. "

lol that shit would be all over the media. It would be epic.

bandawg · #21 02-11-2013, 02:36 AM

You must let her know that you don't want marriage ... immediately.
Sounds almost as though you were kind of railroaded into this, and now it's gotten out of control.