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Old 01-08-2011, 06:59 PM
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so theoretically somebody i know has fucked up bad and needs to be taught a lesson. he drives a pretty decent car( tiburon he paid 5k for) and lives in a suburban area, so what are some quick, easy, quiet and creative ways i can do some major damage to his car?

im not putting anything in the gas tank, and i already plan on "removing" all of the windows before i split
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:19 PM
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He drives a Tiburon? leave him alone it'll fuck up on its own.

On a serious note break a window every so often, kick a panel that has a crease, key it.
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Old 01-09-2011, 06:06 AM
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he wouldnt make a claim, dumbass probably doesn't even have insurance\
im thinking about just removing all glass and giving it a bleach bath
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Paint stripper in a water pistol. Drive by and unload. Bonus points for writing PEDO. Triple score for it staying there and rusting into the metal
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