For Fuck's Sake Now I Seemed to Have Lost The Ability To Speak German!

jackketch · #1 03-08-2009, 03:24 PM

You'd have to be German to understand just how painful this was.

I have just caught myself uttering the following verbal perversion:

"Dem John hab' Ich eine Karte gemoonpigged"

This is what happens when you spend too long in the diaspora. It's bad enough that I now, when I speak English, call a Cash Machine an 'ATM' and a mobile a 'cell'.

Excuse me while I go shoot myself.

OneSadisticFucker · #2 03-08-2009, 04:38 PM

Перейти себя ебать

rabbitweed · #3 03-08-2009, 04:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3JIyxdCgGg

Does this help?

dephdiddy · #4 03-13-2009, 07:52 PM

Me llamo dephy deph yo no tengo co-ki-een-ya, put it en la bolsa andale before tu feinda.

cronic5 · #5 03-13-2009, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackketch

You'd have to be German to understand just how painful this was.

I have just caught myself uttering the following verbal perversion:

"Dem John hab' Ich eine Karte gemoonpigged"

This is what happens when you spend too long in the diaspora. It's bad enough that I now, when I speak English, call a Cash Machine an 'ATM' and a mobile a 'cell'.

Excuse me while I go shoot myself.

Of course you wont tell us non German speakers what it means. Because we're inferior to you, for not knowing the language.

Also, calling it a "cash machine" or a "mobile" is really stupid.

Dumb Britards.