I'm back in school

[i poop in your cereal]

I actually like this shit. I get to sit on my ass all day with a laptop and listen to some dude/dudess speak, and occasionally write stuff down. And I get fucking paid by the government to do this.

I am pleased.

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

jolly good show

[Bleeding Kansas]

And your grades don't matter because you're already in a university!

Fuck yeah!

[Wolf]

Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal

...And I get fucking paid by the government to do this.

How??

I'm getting screwed here.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by Wolf

How??

I'm getting screwed here.

Step 1: Be a Danish citizen

Step 2: There is no step 2, you're shit out of luck

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Didn't you join the Army, or was that someone else?

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by The Spirit Of Jazz

Didn't you join the Army, or was that someone else?

Danish Army only binds you for 4 months basic training. After that you can choose whether you want to stay or leave.

I left.

[Bleeding Kansas]

Originally Posted by Wolf

How??

I'm getting screwed here.

• Be born American at least 17 years ago.
  
• Fill out massive FAFSA sheet online, try not to kill youself.
  
• Be sure to put the schools you intend to attend on the sheet when it asks you.
  
• Get paid a maximum of like $6000ish to go to a college or university.*

*you have to be dirt fucking poor to get that much.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Bleeding Kansas

• Be born American at least 17 years ago.
  
• Fill out massive FAFSA sheet online, try not to kill youself.
  
• Be sure to put the schools you intend to attend on the sheet when it asks you.
  
• Get paid a maximum of like $6000ish to go to a college or university.*

*you have to be dirt fucking poor to get that much.

So much for that plan.

[Bleeding Kansas]

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

So much for that plan.

Yeah, you're not going to get shit. hahaha

Why the fuck aren't you in school?

[SHARP]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

Step 1: Be a Danish citizen

Step 2: There is no step 2, you're shit out of luck

That was funny!

But ok, on the other hand we do pay a fuckload of tax, so it comes at a price.

Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal

Danish Army only binds you for 4 months basic training. After that you can choose whether you want to stay or leave.

I left.

What the fuck!? When did they change that? When I was in to pick a number I could only have gotten off with four months if I volunteered as guard on an air base, other than that they could've kept me for up to 18 months...

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Bleeding Kansas

Yeah, you're not going to get shit. hahaha

Why the fuck aren't you in school?

I am in school.

[Bleeding Kansas]

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

I am in school.

Oh.

ooh.

Yeah

So, uhhhh, what do you study?

[Sir Cornwell]

Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal

Danish Army only binds you for 4 months basic training. After that you can choose whether you want to stay or leave.

I left.

Do you feel a duty to do well, graduate and be a credit to your country?

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by SHARP

That was funny!

But ok, on the other hand we do pay a fuckload of tax, so it comes at a price.



What the fuck!? When did they change that? When I was in to pick a number I could only have gotten off with four months if I volunteered as guard on an air base, other than that they could've kept me for up to 18 months...

Yup. It's down to 4 months for the Army.

The only two places where they keep you longer than that period, is at beredskabsstyrelsen and that silly place where you ride horses...

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Do you feel a duty to do well, graduate and be a credit to your country?

I feel a duty to do well and be a credit to my family. I couldn't really care less about my country.

[Morb]

Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal

I feel a duty to do well and be a credit to my family. I couldn't really care less about my country.

That's pretty much how a lot of people feel.

Which is music to the ears of people who want to control us all.

Think about it.

[Sir Cornwell]

Originally Posted by Morb

That's pretty much how a lot of people feel.

Which is music to the ears of people who want to control us all.

Think about it.

Do you mean the ones that feed us drugs to keep us all dumbed down?

It's time those Fat Cats had a heart attack.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by Morb

That's pretty much how a lot of people feel.

Which is music to the ears of people who want to control us all.

Think about it.

Morb, I'm proud of you for restraining your opinions about publicly-funded higher education in this thread .