Archived: Celebrities we find beautiful thread

[Vizier]

Well, in your case I guess it would be something like the best of both worlds

[faggot]

[Jay]

Originally Posted by faggot

Makes sense, given your name and all.

[The Cheshire Cat]

Originally Posted by Captian Spectacular

Lights

She's astounding...

[southernsun]

^ Morena Baccarin

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by Ryan1711

posting because it's a fucking travesty it hasn't been said already:



Maybe not so much now, but SMG was the fittest thing on the planet back in the day. I can't remember doing so, but I bet as a child, I must have spent many happy hours touching myself over thoughts of her.

How the fuck did i miss that one, cruel intentions still sends shivers down my spine she was the pinnacle of sexiness in that film

[Vizier]

Harder than the fist of a mighty God.

[Tunicate]

mhm she's nummy

Originally Posted by Vizier

Well, in your case I guess it would be something like the best of both worlds

yup

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by Tunicate

mhm she's nummy




yup

We should rope her into a threesome.

[Tunicate]

haha with the power of... drugs?

edit: or I'll hold her down for yeh. Ionno, she seems like she'd have crazy vampire hunter strength.

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by Tunicate

haha with the power of... drugs?

Definitely, we'll do a small mountain of cocaine and mephedrone and test my sexual endurance to it's limits.

[Former_Member]

Hold the phone. I proposed her, therefore I get first dibs.

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by Ryan1711

Hold the phone. I proposed her, therefore I get first dibs.

No chance

I'll let you wank me off when we are all finished with the orgy, maybe.

[Former_Member]

Well firstly, how to you propose to win her over to the idea without my handsome looks and witty, British charm?

[Tunicate]

hold on a second... we do need people to hold her down, if we're kidnapping her. I think she'd kill me.

edit: oh c'mon, Ryan, isn't biscuit british too?

edit again: and I DID say drugs.

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by Ryan1711

Well firstly, how to you propose to win her over to the idea without my handsome looks and witty, British charm?

Err, i'm handsome, witty and british.

Plus i'm really good looking

[Former_Member]

While we're on women who primed in the 90's, let's not forget Jennifer Aniston.


Or, Sophie Marceau for her ridiculously sexy performance in that james bond film. Fuck, the ice cube scene. damn.

[Tunicate]

I call this one "Magnum"

"There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman." lol relevant?

But eh, I've always thought Jennifer Aniston looked funny. Maybe it's the way her lips are all pinched. Everyone likes her, but I just don't see the big deal.

[Captian Spectacular]

do playmates count as celebrities?

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by Ryan1711

While we're on women who primed in the 90's, let's not forget Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer aniston is still smoking hot dude, the things i'd do to her

[Former_Member]

Originally Posted by Tunicate

but I just don't see the big deal.

She used to be very girl next door. Girl next door with incredibly nice body and legs.

[TCO420]

[Tunicate]

I thought that was the point of "girl next door". They look pretty much normal, just really fit. So like... the pretty girl at your school that you could never have unless you grew up next door and knew things about her that no one else did.

edit: ew, Miley Cirus

[Former_Member]

well yeah, that look she had throughout the first few years of friends pulled that off really well.

[TCO420]

Originally Posted by Tunicate

I thought that was the point of "girl next door". They look pretty much normal, just really fit. So like... the pretty girl at your school that you could never have unless you grew up next door and knew things about her that no one else did.

edit: ew, Miley Cirus

Shes sexy

[Vizier]

She's fugly at best.

[poast-bortem!]

[Hydroponichronic]

^Audrey Hepburn. Good like finding risque pics, though...

Originally Posted by sourdough

[Vizier]

Lol, is that really her?

[Hydroponichronic]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Dunno. I would.

Same. She seems like the type that would be into really kinky shit.


^Alizee (french celebrity)

[TCO420]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Lol, is that really her?

Answer this

[Hydroponichronic]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Lol, is that really her?

Originally Posted by TCO420

Answer this

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=111270

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by Hydroponichronic

Same. She seems like the type that would be into really kinky shit.


^Alizee (french celebrity)

Yeah dude, she's pretty damn hot.

[hooloovoo]

Jennifer Aniston and Sarah Michelle Gellar are actually a similar type:

[Vizier]

Well shoop or whatever, looks good.

[Hydroponichronic]

Originally Posted by fuckbiscuit

Yeah dude, she's pretty damn hot.

Music vids on youtube. She starded with a hit called 'moi lolita' when she was like 16.



EDIT:

Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

French singer Alizée, shes so sexy.



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looks like 4j beat me to it.

[Tunicate]

mhm yes

[hooloovoo]

As long as we're going back in time-

[Tunicate]

[Yggdrasil]

Marlon Brando, yes please