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Old 01-19-2011, 12:21 AM
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http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...27s+News+US%29

Oh Shit Nigga! This be badder than leroy on a crotch rocket headed fo glaveston yall!

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The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed 50.55 points higher, or 0.43%, at 11837.93, with Caterpillar and Boeing making up more than half of the measure's climb. Boeing rose 3.4% after saying it expects to deliver its first 787 Dreamliner in the third quarter. Caterpillar climbed 2.8%, while Alcoa, another proxy for views on global growth, rose 1.9%.
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Manufacturing has seen pretty good gains here over the last six to eight months, so I think just continuing with the trend shows the good sectors of the economy are still rolling," said Todd Colvin, vice president at MF Global.
I was involved in the whole manufacturing business in 2009. Didn't turn out the way I wanted but it's good to see that they're coming back up.

I've also decided to invest in coke bottles as I'll be using them to collect JFLC pussy juice and market it as "fine fragrance"
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Old 01-19-2011, 12:43 AM
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More evidence that humanity can learn from their mistakes and rise to the challenges of tomorrow. The future is bright.
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Old 01-19-2011, 12:46 AM
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Is that a threat?

Let me know where you live, Borat. My cameraman and I would like to have a word with you.
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Old 01-19-2011, 12:59 AM
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Is that a threat?

Let me know where you live, Borat. My cameraman and I would like to have a word with you.


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Old 01-19-2011, 01:45 AM
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More evidence that humanity can learn from their mistakes and rise to the challenges of tomorrow. The future is bright.
Don't make me laugh. A consortium of plutocrats shuffling money around is no indicator of economic health. The fact that neoliberalism is entrenched in nearly every affluent country in the world is proof enough that no one cares about stepping up to solve anything.
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Old 01-19-2011, 02:21 PM
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from the article:

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Boosting materials and industrials, the Federal Reserve Bank of New York survey of regional manufacturing activity showed improvement in January, coming in just below economists' forecasts.



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don't let this puppet show fool you. None of us own anything of globally recognized value. The dollar is being destroyed, and the ones that are making all of the money (litterally, huge printing presses) are the ones with all the actual gold.
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:32 PM
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Some of the most evil corporations are making more money. Yay, that means Jim was wrong about the collapse of civilization. Weeeeeeeee
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:00 AM
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None of us own anything of globally recognized value.
You say that like it's a terrible thing. All it means is that we will have a currency that is domestically valuable which will mean it will be more expensive to import things. We aren't going to quit buying anything overnight, which will mean that the shortfall will be picked up by domestic manufacturing which will greatly improve the economy anyway.

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The dollar is being destroyed
So where exactly is the hyperinflation? 2010 prices only inflated a measly %1.5. Stop listening to Alex Jones.

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lol goldbugs
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:28 AM
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are you ignoring the horrific amount of debt that our country is still in?
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Old 01-20-2011, 04:07 AM
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are you ignoring the horrific amount of debt that our country is still in?
Outstanding debt means absolutely nothing, only the ability to pay the interest and to show investors you have a robust enough economy to pay it off.

And why do you mention the debt at all given that inflation has been so low? Inflation is low. Period. Spouting off talking points about the economy authored by neoliberal whores invested in the wholesale destruction of the government doesn't make you look smart.
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:30 PM
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Just watch. Most jobs will end up going to India in the next 10 years, and you'll see that economic collapse.
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:20 AM
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lol don't you get it???

there's NO way to pay back the debt that we owe.

In order to get more money to pay it off, we have to litterally buy dollars from the federal reserve and promise to pay back interest, (something like 1 cent per dollar or something). Now how the fuck is that going to work??

It doesn't.
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:17 AM
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hahahahah I knew JFLC would be mentioned in the OP
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:28 AM
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Outstanding debt means absolutely nothing, only the ability to pay the interest and to show investors you have a robust enough economy to pay it off.
Tell that to Argentina

They were having the best economic times of their history when their debt came-a-knockin.
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lol don't you get it???

there's NO way to pay back the debt that we owe.

In order to get more money to pay it off, we have to litterally buy dollars from the federal reserve and promise to pay back interest, (something like 1 cent per dollar or something). Now how the fuck is that going to work??

It doesn't.
That logic would mean that you could never pay your car loan off. Economics, how does it work? The way you pay off a loan is to take the principle and make more profit than the interest. It can easily be done for the American public debt if we gave a shit about it.

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Tell that to Argentina

They were having the best economic times of their history when their debt came-a-knockin.
And if you knew what you were talking about you would know that Argentina couldn't service its debt because its interest rates were very high and then it killed its economy by selling off its industrial base. It's money was overvalued, so it's real GDP to debt got a massive bump and then it killed its ability to service any further debt due to deindustrialization, which lead to even more inflation.
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That logic would mean that you could never pay your car loan off. Economics, how does it work? The way you pay off a loan is to take the principle and make more profit than the interest. It can easily be done for the American public debt if we gave a shit about it.
So what exactly is being done(or what could we do) to make more money than the interest to pay off our debt?
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