Hypothetical animal fights

[nutsack]

Originally Posted by ratfrink

Oooh bump.

Dimetrodon vs. Saltwater Crocodile. Comparable size and weight (perhaps the croc is slightly larger), but Dimetrodon's sail might give it an initiative advantage in cool weather/early mornings. Plus it just looks so badass prowlin' under the red sky of the primeval world:

Croc wins. Really big males can be 6 metres long and weigh 1300kg, and I'm sure there's a reason why they have existed relatively unchanged since similar times. Dimetrodon they reckon grew up to 4m. Croc would probably see that big sail and ambush it if he was hungry enough.

[virgil caine]

Originally Posted by Ryan1711

Tyson could take a chimp.
I could probably take a chimp if I kept up (grappling) martial arts for a few years.

a chimp will literaly rip your arms off never mind they are much faster than humans

http://www.esquire.com/features/chim...-attack-0409-3


the only way a person is going to win against a chimpanzee is if they shoot it or manage to beat the fuck out of it with an impact weapon before it gets them

[ratfrink]

^ that's impressive. Why can't he walk though? Brain damage?

I wonder if a person would have more of a chance against a Bonobo. They're a bit shorter and much less stocky than common chimps.

[felonious_monk]

wuts goin on in this thred guise???