I got some good news and some bad news.

[Actor]

Bad news - Theres gonna be a big nuclear war.

Good news - You'll be just as screwed as everybody else.

[Dr Z Tream]

Originally Posted by Actor

Bad news - Theres gonna be a big nuclear war.

Good news - You'll be just a screwed as everybody else.

I can't wait until I'm a screwed.

[Sir Cornwell]

Yeah. Did you mean Nuclear Whore?

Because I'd sure love a girl-bot that just wouldn't quit. One that could go as long as I could and not complain.

[Dr Z Tream]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Yeah. Did you mean Nuclear Whore?

Because I'd sure love a girl-bot that just wouldn't quit. One that could go as long as I could and not complain.

You remind me of moonmeister.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

You remind me of moonmeister.

Yeah, funny that.

[Dr Z Tream]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

Yeah, funny that.

Is it true? Say it ain't so, Joe!

[Sir Cornwell]

Is it too much to ask that just because I long for the true fecund promise of technological sexification that I not be accused of being some kind of moon-age madman?

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

I'll probably be screwed either more or less than a lot of people- depending on how you look at it.

I'm in a major city at the moment. If there's a nuclear war, its gotta be top 10 on the board. Maybe 15.

Anyway, there's a whole bunch of people not living in major cities, ya know? Who's really gonna fire a nuke off into the sticks of northern Maine? Minnesota? Alabama? The jungles of the Amazon? Sudan? etc etc etc

So they'll be all JFLCing it out in the woods and my spirit will be...wherever. Ya dig?

[Sir Cornwell]

In the backwoods they're too dumb to worry about fallout radiation and everyone knows that what you don't know can't hurt you.

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

I reckon I could survive a nuke. I'll just tense up my body tight as ya like, really grit my teeth, and let the blast wash over me. How badly can a wall of nuclear fire really hurt you? I can just hold my breath so no radioactive dust gets inside me.

[Issue313]

I'm looking forward to it.



You see, unlike the rest of you, I'm not going to be a passive observer in the fun. I'm planning on getting my hands dirty and joining in the fun. Anything less would just be a waste of a good nuclear war.

[Cunto McFadyen]

Originally Posted by Issue313

You see, unlike the rest of you, I'm not going to be a passive observer in the fun. I'm planning on getting my hands dirty and joining in the fun.

So you're gonna play with a piece of pipe spray-painted silver. Hard. Fucking. Core.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Originally Posted by issue313

i'm looking forward to it.



you see, unlike the rest of you, i'm not going to be a passive observer in the fun. I'm planning on getting my hands dirty and joining in the fun. Anything less would just be a waste of a good nuclear war.

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT please protect us from this TERRORIST