i got arrested last night

[Nerd Fangs]

when wil the police realize I'm a nice person?

[PirateJoe]

Maybe next time you'll get him something nice for your anniversary.

[007GoldenShower]

lol quoinsland poloice

[Nerd Fangs]

the officer who arrested me was a fucking degenerate too. I'll quote him; "If your mother and father wouldn't approve then it's probally illegal.", "You'll go to prison and get anally raped and get three meals a day." and "You only have two rights in Australia; the right to remain silent and the right to do whatever you want as long as your not imposing your will onto others."

[007GoldenShower]

So what happened after you sucked him off?

[GoodbyeSoberDay]

Should have looked him in the eyes and said "My moms dead"

[007GoldenShower]

He did look him in the eyes but unfortunately his mouth was full of queensland police cock.

[GoodbyeSoberDay]

Put both your palms on your mouth and blow as hard as you can.

I bet thats how the bj went down.

[Nerd Fangs]

I only got thrown up against a wall once without provocation, that was the only physical contact we had. And he said that every QLD police officer is lazy and then essentially gave me the choice of giving my details to the bouncer or being put under arrest.

[constantinople]

Wow sounds like a real shit-hole. Most cops won't fuck with you here if you aren't speeding or causing a disturbance in public.

[Nerd Fangs]

This country is the only one in the first world not to have a bill of rights.

[007GoldenShower]

I've gotta be honest, I've only ever come across one stuck-up copper. He was a plain clothed one in an unmarked car and he pulled me up for a RBT. Maybe he was just pissed off to be working at 3am.

All the pigs are in Brisbane

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

That is a cool story bro.

[007GoldenShower]

I thought so too. Your input is appreciated and I do hope you remain a longstanding member of this forum.

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

That's so good to hear.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by ZeppelinRules

i got arrested last night

You know you're not allowed within 500 meters of a school, dude, not any more.

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

this site is slow.

[SHH]

Originally Posted by ZeppelinRules

I only got thrown up against a wall once without provocation, that was the only physical contact we had. And he said that every QLD police officer is lazy and then essentially gave me the choice of giving my details to the bouncer or being put under arrest.

So you didn't actually get arrested?