Breaking News!!! Price of oil skyrockets over 100 dollars! Economic crisis coming!

[Struwwelpeter]

The time to evacuate from the cities is now, go buy cheap fuel while you can! This is it!!!

http://www.nbr.co.nz/article/oil-ris...arrel-ng-84841

If the Suez Canal is shut down your ass is going to starve to death.

[White Jesus]

Its been above $100 a barrel before
Sure it'll hit harder because your economy is in shambles but it wont lead to violent rapings in the street

[Nero]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

The time to evacuate from the cities is now, go buy cheap fuel while you can!

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

1.) I own an automobile; that is a vehicle that is typically powered by a combustion engine or an electrically powered motor, or a combination of the two, which typically has two or four wheels and is powered by a fuel derived from petroleum (just in case you don't know what an automobile is).

2.) These machines called automobiles can carry a person or person(s) a great distance and at relatively high speeds with minimal application of physical force from human being to machine, making them an extremely efficient form of transportation.

3.) Using this machine I can travel from point A to point B with maximal efficiency, in this case from my house (point A) to this fictional location you refer to as "the woods" (point B) in a matter of hours.

4.) This means that when news of a stock market crash or a food crisis or some such event that precedes civil unrest comes to my attention (thanks to our many 24 hour news broadcasting networks to choose from), I can get in my car and travel from my home (point A) to this fictional location you refer to as "the woods" (point B) very quickly, i.e. less than 24 hours.

You idiots catching on to this yet? Let's see if I have to break out my fucking flashcards this morning. I'm thinking I'm probably going to have to make illustrations for you in MS Paint. That's how stupid I think some of you are. Maybe forced sterilization isn't such a bad thing after all!

lmaolmaolmaolmao

[Struwwelpeter]

Bino the economy very nearly collapsed in 2008 when oil was above $100. With the turmoil in Egypt the sky is the limit. The price could jump over $200 before you know it. You are going to get fucked in your ass, little child!!!

[Irukanji]

lol the troubles in Egypt are just a ploy to raise oil prices. The oil companies will pay the government of Egypt to step aside when oil hits $115/barrel.

[Struwwelpeter]

Everything that hurts me is a rich white man elite Jew conspiracy to hurt poor people!!!!!!

[Struwwelpeter]

Gravity is a rich man's conspiracy to keep us from flying.

[Shrike]

Breaking news! I don't give a fuck!

[Township Rebellion]

This thread fails.

[Struwwelpeter]

SMD, SMD, SMMFD

[Mr.Happy]

Originally Posted by Irukanji

lol the troubles in Egypt are just a ploy to raise oil prices. The oil companies will pay the government of Egypt to step aside when oil hits $115/barrel.

What, because oil companies want the price of their product to fall?

[Struwwelpeter]

Get the fuck out of my thread, dipshit.


To all you other fuckheads, the usual suspects who like to post your fucking bullshit, stay out of here.

[Baliente]

Yknow, you are just a very peculiar species of troll.

Maybe I've just been successfully trolled, but I think you really truly believe this economic collapse bs. But you pile onto it gay rape and all sorts of clearly trolling material.

If you hate living in such an industrialized fashion, move to the mountains and grow your own food. If you hate living in this country, leave it. Yeah yeah, with the economic collapse you can't afford to blahblah.

Just jump the borders illegally, you'll only have to evade the authorities long enough for the economy to collapse, right?


Or just find some new material.

[Township Rebellion]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Get the fuck out of my thread, dipshit.


To all you other fuckheads, the usual suspects who like to post your fucking bullshit, stay out of here.

Yeah, this is gonna deter me

[ObscuredByClouds]

shit better happen soon or i'm gonna be pissed

[Nero]

Originally Posted by Township Rebellion

Yeah, this is gonna deter me

As awful as his posts are, he still outranks you by far. You get all your political opinions from Rage Against the Machine songs. Why do you exist?

[Struwwelpeter]

It is very difficult to grow vegetables in the fictional place you refer to as "the mountains". Typically people who live on rugged mountainous terrain must sustain themselves on animal meat and, weather permitting, the gathering of various wild plants and seeds. If someone wanted to grow vegetables, they would want to move to a flat area with arable soil and lots of rain. Shows how much you know about the world. What a dumbass.

Originally Posted by Baliente

Yknow, you are just a very peculiar species of troll.

Maybe I've just been successfully trolled, but I think you really truly believe this economic collapse bs. But you pile onto it gay rape and all sorts of clearly trolling material.

If you hate living in such an industrialized fashion, move to the mountains and grow your own food. If you hate living in this country, leave it. Yeah yeah, with the economic collapse you can't afford to blahblah.

Just jump the borders illegally, you'll only have to evade the authorities long enough for the economy to collapse, right?


Or just find some new material.

[Struwwelpeter]

What kind of name is "Baliente"? Somebody ban this Wexican.

[beefymcmanstick]

Originally Posted by Godfrey

The amount of gay rape is directly related to the amount of oil cost, especially during these trying economic times.

Thats my new sig lol

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

Originally Posted by Baliente

Yknow, you are just a very peculiar species of troll.

Maybe I've just been successfully trolled, but I think you really truly believe this economic collapse bs. But you pile onto it gay rape and all sorts of clearly trolling material.

If you hate living in such an industrialized fashion, move to the mountains and grow your own food. If you hate living in this country, leave it. Yeah yeah, with the economic collapse you can't afford to blahblah.

Just jump the borders illegally, you'll only have to evade the authorities long enough for the economy to collapse, right?


Or just find some new material.

So I take it you weren't around when every topic of jim's posting was about niggers or other non white races. Or when he suddenly changed to chiming about economic collapse...

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Bino the economy very nearly collapsed in 2008 when oil was above $100. With the turmoil in Egypt the sky is the limit. The price could jump over $200 before you know it. You are going to get fucked in your ass, little child!!!

Im in Australia
Ill be just fine jim
However I hope you've been working on clenching your sphincter

[Miaow]

"Sky rockets" is really an over-exaggeration...

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Bino 101

Im in Australia
Ill be just fine jim
However I hope you've been working on clenching your sphincter

Australia will be one of the hardest hit nations as it has a serious water supply problem. The Australian government has looked at recycling sewage for drinking water. The process is very oil intensive. Don't even get me started on food prices. And, as an albino, you are going to be severely fucked.

Lovecraft, no it is not. Wow, I am really getting tired of posting here. You people are fucking retarded.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Australia will be one of the hardest hit nations as it has a serious water supply problem. The Australian government has looked at recycling sewage for drinking water. The process is very oil intensive. Don't even get me started on food prices. And, as an albino, you are going to be severely fucked.

Im betting on global warming taking care of that.
More fresh water in the ocean equates to higher rainfall.
Besides i've lived a decent existence and am quite happy to kill for supplies

[testerman]

When Diesel fuel was $5/gallon they still paid it to deliver twinkies.

[Struwwelpeter]

You could not kill a termite. You lack the psychological capacity to approach someone and kill them. Due to your psycho-testicular inadequacy, it is very likely you will be killed immediately. The effects of global warming will be reversed after the economy collapses due to the immediate and substantial reduction of greenhouse gasses.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

You could not kill a termite. You lack the psychological capacity to approach someone and kill them. Due to you psycho-testicular inadequacy, it is very likely you will be killed immediately. The effects of global warming will be reversed after the economy collapses due to the immediate and substantial reduction of greenhouse gasses.

Wow you seem to know me quite well
Could you explain exactly where those gasses already in the atmosphere are going to go?
And how do you plan to ride out this economic crisis?
Plus we're moving away from the main point here. The increase in oil prices is directly linked to the goings on in Egypt and once that settles the price will fall back into its usual pattern.

[Struwwelpeter]

The gasses will be absorbed by the organic lifeforms in the atmosphere and converted in to oxygen. You need to get your sloppy anatomy and your low testosterone levels checked out. Eat a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches with granulated garlic powder.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

The gasses will be absorbed by the organic lifeforms in the atmosphere and converted in to oxygen. You need to get your sloppy anatomy and your low testosterone levels checked out. Eat a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches with granulated garlic powder.

Care to answer my other points?
Your an incredibly selective poster

[Rocko]

Oil prices have rocketed to their highest in two years with speculators clocking up unprecedented trading volumes as the Egypt crisis intensifies.

This is why prices are going up. There is no real problem of supply, it's just the same greedy Wall Street speculators that ran the price up in '08.

[White Jesus]

We should have a JFLC mega sticky linking all his threads on the impending economic doom together

[Mr.Happy]

It's a good thing some corporate researchers have come out with a genetically engineered microorganism that produces hydrocarbons as a waste product, and that another set of researchers have come out with a hydrogen-based hydrocarbon substitute that works in standard petrol engines.

[hoose]

u know, i kinda like you jim. you seem coherent and intelligent, ur pretty good at counter arguements, notwithstanding the fact ur full of shit, but i like it.

id like to pick ur brain

[Rocko]

Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

It's a good thing some corporate researchers have come out with a genetically engineered microorganism that produces hydrocarbons as a waste product, and that another set of researchers have come out with a hydrogen-based hydrocarbon substitute that works in standard petrol engines.

It would be nice if any of that were true.

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

The Australian government has looked at recycling sewage for drinking water.

Fucking sick...

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[CountBlah]

[Township Rebellion]

Originally Posted by Chi

As awful as his posts are, he still outranks you by far. You get all your political opinions from Rage Against the Machine songs. Why do you exist?

Nigger I've been around longer than all of you. Jim ain't got shit on me, hell even a band like RATM have more credible opinions than you guys do, and they're just a bunch of neo-hippies from California.

Lets get down to business: you're just mad because I know better than you too, and you hate to concede to anyone with a name like mine.

Here's the funny part: JFLC is hyping up the collapse of the economy as a bad thing. It isn't. It'll be the best thing to happen to us. We can drop that shit like a hot potato and mankind can learn to move on without it. After all, we created the economy, but we've only convinced ourselves it's a self-sustaining entity thats greater than we are.

It isn't.

[Baliente]

Originally Posted by Erich Von Mangstein

So I take it you weren't around when every topic of jim's posting was about niggers or other non white races. Or when he suddenly changed to chiming about economic collapse...

I just got back.

@Jim
Mountains, plains, whatever. You got the point and decided to nit pick the least relevant part of it. You are somethin' else. If you're not a troll, you are just of absolutely no use to the world.

And then he makes fun of my name, what are you, 12? If you don't like posting here, then stop posting. You won't be missed.