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Well, I don't know if this is possible but maybe you could somehow bring up boxers in a conversation with a girl you could maybe either score points or get humiliated) and describe them to the point where the girl just asks you to see them or something, but before that leave your dick out the hole of the boxer and pull your pants down and yeah. Lie and say you didn't know or something lol

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what is the point of doing this? to make everything 100 times more awkward?
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LOL thats funny. Make sure you get an almost complete boner so you dick looks bigger
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what is the point of doing this? to make everything 100 times more awkward?
Not if you know she wants it.
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Not if you know she wants it.
Then quit being a pussy.
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Not if you know she wants it.
lol why would you have to trick her then?
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Old 02-06-2011, 04:57 AM
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Then quit being a pussy.
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lol why would you have to trick her then?
Idk I really haven't thought of a good purpose for this.
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Old 02-06-2011, 04:58 AM
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You can play it off as an accident if it goes wrong
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Old 02-06-2011, 05:02 AM
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I could see some idiot doing this then having a boner spring out of there and hit her in the face. Followed by premature jizz-in the-face
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Old 02-06-2011, 05:04 AM
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Lol but the girl wouldn't care about seeing them if she wasn't interested.
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Old 02-06-2011, 05:05 AM
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I could see some idiot doing this then having a boner spring out of there and hit her in the face. Followed by premature jizz-in the-face
^ Loves the cock
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idk im not a girl but that would be pretty weird i think
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Old 02-06-2011, 06:14 AM
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I prefer to just sit in the bathroom at a party and wait for a chick to knock on the door to pee, as I'm furiously jerking it in the bathroom... then I just yell "COME IN!" and they come in and see me jerking it full force.
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I prefer to just sit in the bathroom at a party and wait for a chick to knock on the door to pee, as I'm furiously jerking it in the bathroom... then I just yell "COME IN!" and they come in and see me jerking it full force.
And how does that work for you?
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Old 02-06-2011, 06:28 AM
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And how does that work for you?
The plan works great, almost 100% of the time... its what happens afterwards where the results vary.
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Lol but the girl wouldn't care about seeing them if she wasn't interested.
Them?
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Yeah... I'm gonna recommend nobody actually try this. Something along those lines happened to me (unintentionally), and I spent a night in jail. They made me watch Nancy Grace for 18 hours. NANCY FUCKING GRACE.
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Old 02-06-2011, 08:43 AM
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Women aren't really interested in dick unless they already feel like having some object in their cunts. And there are plenty of other objects they'd rather have stimulate them aside from a dick. The only other reason they might seem interested in your dick is if they want to sexually stimulate you into giving them fancy jewelry and clothes and shit. The only exception to this rule would be in the case of gargantuan black dick, which all women crave.

Presenting your dick to her isn't going to do anything but make things awkward once you're out of your stupor.
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Old 02-06-2011, 01:56 PM
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Women aren't really interested in dick unless they already feel like having some object in their cunts. And there are plenty of other objects they'd rather have stimulate them aside from a dick. The only other reason they might seem interested in your dick is if they want to sexually stimulate you into giving them fancy jewelry and clothes and shit. The only exception to this rule would be in the case of gargantuan black dick, which all women crave.

Presenting your dick to her isn't going to do anything but make things awkward once you're out of your stupor.
Lol just lol. Idk man, if you're so awesome think of a good purpose for this.

I thought it was pretty lulzy.

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Them?
As in... The boxers?
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Old 02-06-2011, 02:03 PM
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I was talking to some dood with Assburgers (total sexual predator and uncomfortable to be around) and he said he went to get an Asian message place and he dropped his towl trying to make it look like an accident. It didn't end in him getting any action.
Idk if it's gonna work with a total stranger or someone who works at an Asian massage place.
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Old 02-06-2011, 02:18 PM
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It really depends on the situation. I've shown my dick to a few girls: some random, some not. Sometimes it just seems appropriate.

In the fall when I was still at college I was shirtless one night after a shower and a random girl and some dude saw me and started making cat calls. After some shouts exchanged through my open window the (chubby...) chick was on her way up to my apartment. I dropped my pants to show her my dick, as promised and she showed me her titties complete with pierced nipples.

She gave me her phone number, I never called her.

There are other times too, however none as interesting so I won't bother going into details.
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it seems that no matter what topic is discussed, you have some super awesome anecdote to regale us with. i know you want to be like some guru of this forum and i really hope your tryhard ass does not get made a mod. in closing fuck off.
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A friend of mine, B, asked a girl for a cig at a party.
She says "Show me something I have never seen before"

Now, B has a MASSIVE dick, and hes a white dude, so this girl was in for it.

B slams his cock down on the table (which made a very noticeable THUD), and the look of shock and awe I saw on that girls face will never leave me. She gave him the whole pack of cigs and walked off.
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Honestly, this thread is fucking awesome. It in some ways even reminds me of totse (the first half or so). I fucking lol'd.
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I did this with my lil sis once it was soo funny and she enjoyed it
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it seems that no matter what topic is discussed, you have some super awesome anecdote to regale us with. i know you want to be like some guru of this forum and i really hope your tryhard ass does not get made a mod. in closing fuck off.
Having experiences I wish to share does not make me a try-hard. Someone has to try and deal with the topic at hand instead of merely exchanging insults and memes.
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what a well thought out and adult response. you are so mature and wise.
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That's more like it.
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Tell her you have a polka dot dick. When she says she doesn't believe you, offer to show her. When she says it's not polka dot, tell her "You have to get it wet first."
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Just pull your cock out and show her. Why waste time talking about underwear like chicks talk about underwear? You a faggot?
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Old 02-06-2011, 09:29 PM
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Just pull your cock out and show her. Why waste time talking about underwear like chicks talk about underwear? You a faggot?
This, I think it might get weird if you keep turning the conversation to vivid descriptions of your underwear...she might get the idea that you have rape in your heart.
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This, I think it might get weird if you keep turning the conversation to vivid descriptions of your underwear...she might get the idea that you have rape in your heart.
dood your doing it wrong its supposed to be in your pants
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well considering that most girls find the penis ugly, (unlike a guy who would get a raging hardon if a girl "accidentally" exposed herself) she would probably just be creeped out and turned off
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Nah, I'm not a faggot and I don't think I'll ever try it either. It is pretty funny though.
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LOL!
This shit is hilarious.....
You can't get in her pants any other way so you just talk about your boxers....
The funny part is that it just might work....
If not right then and there, then some other time in the future.
She will be all
"He showed me his cock, what a wierdo, but it was big so...."

Lol.
Everytime.
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When I was a toddler everybody in my court used to assemble into a single-file line and, one at a time, look down this one kid's pants as he held them open. Seeing his dick became a rite of passage in my neighborhood. We're all in our twenties now, though I doubt he still does this.
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When I was a toddler everybody in my court used to assemble into a single-file line and, one at a time, look down this one kid's pants as he held them open. Seeing his dick became a rite of passage in my neighborhood. We're all in our twenties now, though I doubt he still does this.
WTF???
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I'm loling too hard.
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I'm loling too hard.
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