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Suppose you were going on holidays for a couple of weeks in south america and wanted to bring a little sniff home with you. Bringing it home through airports is obviously the most dangerous aspect of doing this but what if some material was removed from the inside of a tampon and then you could fit an 1/8th in there no problem. All you have to do then is insert the tampon and get ready to board the 747?

Obviously you'll have to be a girl or have a girlfriend to do this but apart from that I see no major issue's
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:51 AM
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An 8th?

Ya, no issues at all.

Except for that whole risk/reward thing...
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:55 AM
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I'm pretty sure that if a dog can smell cocaine up someone's ass it would be able to smell cocaine up somebody's vagina. Unless it was one really smelly vagina. But in that case, why are you even bothering with some gross broad who doesn't practice basic hygiene? Loser.
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:58 AM
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An 8th?

Ya, no issues at all.

Except for that whole risk/reward thing...
Ya but I dont really see any risk in this so it seems like its all reward

Can they see foreign objects like tampons in those new body scanner thing at airports? And what about dogs , if you get unlucky enough and theres dogs there will they smell it

**edit** I see the poster aboves comments about the dogs, any way to get around it?
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:59 AM
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This is hardly different than stuffing a highlighter (lol) with cocaine and putting it in your backpack. Dogs will sniff it out right away. Back the drawing board, buck-o.
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:59 AM
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1) Dogs could smell it.

2) Customs have seen everything. I doubt it would fool them if they decided to give you a strip search.

But getting drugs through customs is so much easier than people think. I walked through customs with 2 baggies of weed and hash in my pocket coming back from Amsterdam.
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:01 AM
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Plus, what if the dog gets aggressive and tears your girlfriend's vagina up? Then what do you have? 10+ years in prison and conjugal sex with a girl who has a gross smelling vagina that's all mangled up with scars and shit. Sounds pretty shitty brah.
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:03 AM
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But getting drugs through customs is so much easier than people think. I walked through customs with 2 baggies of weed and hash in my pocket coming back from Amsterdam.
Yeah I know people that have come through airports with some stuff on them and they never got unlucky enough to meet dogs.

This is looking like a bad idea now though
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:03 AM
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1) Dogs could smell it.

2) Customs have seen everything. I doubt it would fool them if they decided to give you a strip search.

But getting drugs through customs is so much easier than people think. I walked through customs with 2 baggies of weed and hash in my pocket coming back from Amsterdam.
How did you get past the dogs?
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:04 AM
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Plus, what if the dog gets aggressive and tears your girlfriend's vagina up? Then what do you have? 10+ years in prison and conjugal sex with a girl who has a gross smelling vagina that's all mangled up with scars and shit. Sounds pretty shitty brah.
I am a girl, but thanks for your concern
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:05 AM
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Do it, It'l give it whole new meaning when you tell your buddies to smell your fingers.
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:06 AM
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:09 AM
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There werent any dogs. I would have stank so bad anyway, along with everyone else, that dogs would just go crazy.
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:09 AM
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The scanners would most likely see it anyway. If I'm not mistaken, liquids show up greenish, and something else(gel, powders?) show up reddish. I'm usually barred OUT when I fly
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:10 AM
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Impossible.
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:11 AM
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It was kinda sketchy walking past a line of cops though, I wouldnt do it again cos it could have gone bad. But I just had to do it, one of those things, wouldnt repeat it. If anything id post it back.
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:12 AM
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No its nawt silly
There's only one way to prove it.

You know what to do. Tits or GTFO
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:15 AM
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The scanners would most likely see it anyway. If I'm not mistaken, liquids show up greenish, and something else(gel, powders?) show up reddish. I'm usually barred OUT when I fly

Its a pitty they're checking for shit like this at airports now. I just wanted to have a little fun but now im to paranoid.

You could buy good stuff out there too for like a few quid
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:20 AM
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You know what to do. Tits or GTFO



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Old 02-08-2011, 01:21 AM
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:26 AM
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Default Re: Cocaine in tampons?

I had this "dream" when i was going threw airport security i had a half oz of "ya yo" and next thing i look up and there is two fucking cops with two bomb/drug sniffing dogs my heart stoped... i was wearing boxer bref's they didnt smell shit...
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Its a pretty good idea. At first I was like "they're gonna see its two different types of wax if they look at the candle" but then when he put the sticker back on It looked pretty decent.

Pitty it would show up on a scanner too though
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:28 AM
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I had this "dream" when i was going threw airport security i had a half oz of "ya yo" and next thing i look up and there is two fucking cops with two bomb/drug sniffing dogs my heart stoped... i was wearing boxer bref's they didnt smell shit...
Your boxer briefs must have been manky with poo then.
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Also most dogs they have are just for intimidation/public order, not to sniff out drugs.
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:31 AM
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You know, you can opt to not do a full body scan because it is an invasion to personal privacy. However, if you decide not to do a full body scan, you will be pat down.

So here is your solution. Get one of those smaller candles, do the candle trick, and stick the candle into your vagina/asshole.

Dogs won't smell it and you've opted out of the body scan. Problem solved.
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Also most dogs they have are just for intimidation/public order, not to sniff out drugs.
At an airport?

Wait...what?
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Dogs aren't nearly as good as people make out.

My only experience with dogs is either total incompetency or foiled by a baggy inside hair gel (and that's cannabis too). If it's sealed properly, with no contamination outside it, it should be fine.
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And, if everything looks shitty, you could do the candle trick and mail it to yourself if you're too scared to try to get through an airport with it.
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You know, you can opt to not do a full body scan because it is an invasion to personal privacy. However, if you decide not to do a full body scan, you will be pat down.

So here is your solution. Get one of those smaller candles, do the candle trick, and stick the candle into your vagina/asshole.

Dogs won't smell it and you've opted out of the body scan. Problem solved.
Yeah but why does it have to be a candle and not a tampon? Its one of the better idea's so far though.
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Dogs aren't nearly as good as people make out.

My only experience with dogs is either total incompetency or foiled by a baggy inside hair gel (and that's cannabis too). If it's sealed properly, with no contamination outside it, it should be fine.
Yeah but I seen those shows on tv and when they scan stuff like gels and shampoos you can see the stuff inside.

How about if you just held a bag in your hand while walking through an airport and throw it away if you see dogs coming idk lol
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Of course, I'm not suggesting you do that- it's just an example of how they probably won't be able to smell anything.

I always wondered if a condom up the arse would work against dogs.
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Its a pretty good idea. At first I was like "they're gonna see its two different types of wax if they look at the candle" but then when he put the sticker back on It looked pretty decent.

Pitty it would show up on a scanner too though
I know, right? I only figured this out because my deodorant was flagged and I had to spend 5 minutes digging around . I was smiling again, though, when a Middle-Eastern man was pulled out and turned down the booth for a search, because he "knew the drill".
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At an airport?

Wait...what?
Yea.

If its an alsatian or whatever it wont be there for drugs. If its one of those small dogs with cute ears its either there for explosives, drugs or large quantities of money.
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Of course, I'm not suggesting you do that- it's just an example of how they probably won't be able to smell anything.

I always wondered if a condom up the arse would work against dogs.
The condom up the ass is along the same lines..has anybody here tried that?

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Yea.

If its an alsatian or whatever it wont be there for drugs. If its one of those small dogs with cute ears its either there for explosives, drugs or large quantities of money.
Yeah thats true but flying home from south america you're gonna meet lots of small cute dogs too Id imagine. Maybe its only luck on the day if you dont meet the dogs but its a shitty risk to have to take
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They only do the dogs down in luggage, no? To avoid a panic. I've crossed more than a few borders, and a couple oceans. Never seen a doggy.
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They only do the dogs down in luggage, no? To avoid a panic. I've crossed more than a few borders, and a couple oceans. Never seen a doggy.
Ive seen a dog once in Poland, going around the bags in the carousel when you collect it on arrival.
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Soak your T-shirt in a cocaine paste. To get it out wash your shirt with ammonia and then add hydrochloric acid to the solution.
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the easiest way to take weed with you when you are travelling is this...

go to the store and buy cigarette tubes and a cigarette machine...





make some smokes filled with pot, put a few packs in ur luggage or a carton, they don't usually care if you are taking a carton with you, as long as you aren't bringing shit back...
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No; the easiest way is to just put it in your pocket.
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