Ode to &T (Particularly Carnality)

[Transparent]

Ode to &T (Particularly Carnality)

&T, particularly Carnality

Was the place to be

Bad ideas, bad intentions, Affections

Sex, drugs, and love connections

Silverfuck, Jackketch, Ripstick,

And all the others of relationships

Taught us that impreg-a-nation is a no-no

So when you're bout to blow

Pull out and unload your load

We've got the Metaphysicist

An open book of information and intelligence

Stupidnoob, booze, boobs

All part of Carnality

A subsect of &T

Mescaline, heroin, MDMA, and methamphetamine

Make up a chemist's dreams

Just a few of the many things

That ring

The nostalgic bell

Pickwick huffin' his Jenkem

Xxombie

Was she a lesbian?

Penis in a toaster

Roasted

Enter, handing out the bans

Transformin to a Wo Man

The good people of Bad Ideas providin

Me with tips on fake identification,

Certainly helped me out during vacation

castrations, and other forms of torture

Morbid? Perhaps, but most certainly

A life skill, how to kill

And any other information brought up

By the will of your fingers

Coolheadedness of the mods

The bods of the &T calender

Pictures of scrawny, acne-ridden kids

Often bringing me to laughter

Black, Whites, Asians, all types

Guys, girls, and transvestites (Enter)

For the most part in harmony

Jackketch with the wisdom of age

Able to advise on the specific problem of the page

This wonderful place of rants, raves,

Banter, and chatter

Terminated by the decision of Jeff Hunter

After twenty long years

Many tears

Make the migration to Zok's

From the place that made us

Who we are

This be the end of greatness

Through the eyes of a lurker.

[the beat]

Touching.

[colorsoc]

Originally Posted by the beat

I'm Touching Little Boys.

lolwut?

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by the beat

Touching.

Thanks. Just a little bored. If someone wants to rap this out that'd be awesome.

[MartialShot]

Originally Posted by Transparent

Thanks. Just a little bored. If someone wants to rap this out that'd be awesome.

Your an idiot....

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by MartialShot

Your an idiot....

I think I'll just leave this quote here. It'll speak for itself. I still don't even know who the fuck you are. I never saw you on Totse.

[Cliche Guevara]

cool.

[MartialShot]

Originally Posted by Transparent

I think I'll just leave this quote here. It'll speak for itself.

Yes because grammar measures someones intelligence, I am not wasting an extra second to right click in Firefoxe's grammar check But if you want to wait while I right and Ode to Transparent I'll quickly kiss your ass too that way you did Jacketch Silverfuck and Ripstick

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by MartialShot

Yes because grammar measures someones intelligence, I am not wasting an extra second to right click in Firefoxe's grammar check But if you want to wait while I right and Ode to Transparent I'll quickly kiss your ass too that way you did Jacketch Silverfuck and Ripstick

I'm not going to get into an e-fight with you. You're apparently butthurt about something I said, so I'm sorry.

[MartialShot]

Originally Posted by Transparent

I'm not going to get into an e-fight with you. You're apparently butthurt about something I said, so I'm sorry.

Aww you said your sorry Alright I'll stop
Cheers

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by MartialShot

Aww you said your sorry Alright I'll stop
Cheers

Alright an end to the battle.

[Agent 008]

You were obviously not paying attention, if you believe "pulling out" to be a method of contraception.

[MartialShot]

Originally Posted by Agent 008

You were obviously not paying attention, if you believe "pulling out" to be a method of contraception.

It isnt???

[stripped]

Originally Posted by Agent 008

You were obviously not paying attention, if you believe "pulling out" to be a method of contraception.

96% effective if you know your body Condoms are only about 98% effective and a whole lot more expensive.

[Obelisk]

Needs more murder\suicide

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by Agent 008

You were obviously not paying attention, if you believe "pulling out" to be a method of contraception.

Yeah yeah, I just said that for the sake of the poem/whatever the hell it is.

[Warped Mindless]

Originally Posted by Obelisk

Needs more murder\suicide

This.

Also, this thread is useless without pics.

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

This.

Also, this thread is useless without pics.

I'm sorry, I didn't save the pics of that one guy who stuck his penis in the toaster.

[Warped Mindless]

Originally Posted by Transparent

I'm sorry, I didn't save the pics of that one guy who stuck his penis in the toaster.

How could you not save that?

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

How could you not save that?

It hurts my penis just to think of it, how could I save a picture?

[Warped Mindless]

Originally Posted by Transparent

It hurts my penis just to think of it, how could I save a picture?

C'mon now, we all know chicks like toasted sausage.

[Vizier]

Dolphin Sex.

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by TheVizier

Dolphin Sex.

Is slippery.

[Bender]

Wow, your poem is strikingly similar to mine...

http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=1882

[Transparent]

Originally Posted by Pandoras Assassin

Wow, your poem is strikingly similar to mine...

http://bbs.zoklet.net/showthread.php?t=1882

Not at all. I didn't even realize you posted a poem. The only similarity I see is the title.

Plus your poem is a little on the goofier side, where I was trying to sound sincere.