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Old 02-10-2011, 12:44 PM
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30 of us friends went into BB together, just to screw with the staff, me, about 20 niggers and 9 other white (mexican/brit/whatever) or other nationality guys, all in big sweapants and stuff, looking really shady.

We all went in (everyone was wearing the same sweatsuits, bought from Wal*Mart yesterday, so it looked like we were in uniform) and acted as shady as possible, looking at the cameras, glancing around, basically looking like we had something to hide.

Then, we took it upon ourselves to individually creep the fuck out of the employees:

So imagine a little 16/17 yr/o girl, and by "little", i mean petite sized, those really fucking tiny, skinny ones. Now imagine imposing men walking around, tailing her at EXTREMELY close range from behind, in a pack. She stops, we stop. She asked us "May I HELP you?" and we're all "Nah, we're doing some grocery shopping and looking for stuff we might need."

After We had harassed EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE like this, we started blocking aisles with high traffic. Then we started stuffing everything we needed in our pockets, as conspicuously as possible, like we were about to seize the entire fucking store. Then we walked up to the counter, paid for our groceries (no stealing) and left

While we walked out, we saw 6-8 police cars directly outside the door. We all got into our respecctive cars and went our own ways
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Old 02-10-2011, 12:53 PM
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Then we walked up to the counter, paid for our groceries (no stealing) and left
Groceries at Best Buy eh? This is getting interesting.
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Old 02-10-2011, 01:02 PM
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Yeah I'm sure your loser ass has thirty friends.
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Old 02-10-2011, 01:13 PM
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Groceries at Best Buy eh? This is getting interesting.
Thats what I thought, best buy in the UK is an electrical retailer
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Old 02-10-2011, 01:27 PM
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In Pakistan, it's a big department store
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Old 02-10-2011, 01:54 PM
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I thought Best Buy was an electronics store? That's where I buy my TV's and video games and shit
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Old 02-10-2011, 02:42 PM
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IM IN PAKISTAN
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Old 02-10-2011, 02:51 PM
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Methinks Captain Falcon has watched a few too many Michael Moore movies.
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Old 02-10-2011, 07:48 PM
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You should have recorded it, it would have made an awesome video.
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Old 02-10-2011, 09:19 PM
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You should have recorded it, it would have made an awesome video.
YouTube - Improv Everywhere: Best Buy


Didn't know there's any blacks in Pakistan outside of the US Forces stationed there.
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Old 02-11-2011, 04:46 PM
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Actually, we have a lot of blacks in islamabad. It's actually quite ethnically diverse. They're not all afromerican, though, they are also mostly just plain african and SOME afromericans.
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that's lame, man. the poor girl was probably just trying to earn money for her car, and gas and stuff and she probably has to deal with black/other difficult customers all day, on top of her boss making her suck up to them. she could probably do without some guy who has an unfair size advantage acting like he's going to rape her
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Old 02-11-2011, 05:20 PM
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Thirty guys with unfair size advantages, and it's every employee in the store
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yeah, sounds like you had great fun !!
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So imagine a little 16/17 yr/o girl, and by "little", i mean petite sized, those really fucking tiny, skinny ones. Now imagine imposing men walking around, tailing her at EXTREMELY close range from behind, in a pack. She stops, we stop. She asked us "May I HELP you?" and we're all "Nah, we're doing some grocery shopping and looking for stuff we might need."
if you were'nt such a dick you might have ended up bangin her instead.
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This thread fucking sucks. Pakistan who the fuck cares?
You walked around looking sketchy, then paid for stuff. FUCKING SWEET DUDE YOU'RE SO HARDCORE
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