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Old 02-22-2011, 10:39 AM
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Default Radiation from the sun will destroy technological civilization

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/1147...ne-katrina.htm


And unlike in the 1800s, there will be no way to replace all of those radios, power grids, cellphones and airplane computer systems. Night night. Chaos is coming. If you are a woman looking to escape the chaos you may come and live with me in my fortified hole in the ground under the condition that you squat that butt. That's all I ask of you.

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Old 02-22-2011, 11:52 AM
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Fuck off, asshole
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:55 AM
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There are ways to get through this. Many survivalists all over the World use faraday cages to protect delicate electronics and drive old Toyota 4x4īs that arenīt voulnerable like modern cars with electronic ignition.
Iīm considering a small faraday cage just for the most important appliances, like PMR radios, laptop and cell phone (just in case the net gets up and running again).

Also this measure is not solely against solar radiation (solar flares/storms) but just as important against EMP attacks.
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:03 PM
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Still, I think you are a genius for getting an old pre-computer car and using it to kidnap your slaves like you told me you would in that PM you sent me.
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:04 PM
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The ongoing switch to fiber optic Internet and telephone lines will help with that. They're far more resistant to EM radiation. I'm sure other solutions can be effected.

IIRC the economic collapse was meant to have happened by Christmas, Jim. What happened?
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:07 PM
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Idiot alert
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:14 PM
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IIRC the economic collapse was meant to have happened by Christmas, Jim. What happened?
You didn't answer my question. You said the majority of us wouldn't live to see 2011.
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:32 PM
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2012
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:35 PM
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What a dumb fuck, did this idiot forget that Christmas is in December or what? Did he forget what ducking year it is? God damn this guy has gone some inferior genetics, he's ugly as a bitch too, you should see him.
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:37 PM
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Nah dude, you were claiming we wouldn't live to see January 2011, like, six months ago. You only changed 'cos it became clear we'd all live to see January 2011.

I'll see you in January 2012, when you're claiming we won't live to see 2013.
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:43 PM
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No, we had the conversation to which you refer in January of 2011, you just fucked up and temporarily forgot what year it is. All that mephedrone you snorted couldn't have helped your already terribly shitty brain.
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Old 02-22-2011, 12:46 PM
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P.S. according to sciencists you WON'T see me in 2012, because you will not be on Zoklet, because your city's power grid will have failed by then.
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Old 02-22-2011, 01:39 PM
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On another matter, many people are going to die
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Old 02-22-2011, 01:41 PM
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On another matter, many people are going to die
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Old 02-22-2011, 01:42 PM
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Around 90% of the World's male population are praying for 'world's end' simply because they know they'll be able to go on a rape spree.
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Old 02-22-2011, 02:01 PM
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Around 90% of the World's male population are praying for 'world's end' simply because they know they'll be able to go on a rape spree.
I believe if a collapse does come, it will be good for males; patriarchy will reign full force over women as their legs are split apart and "oppression" comes roaring over their head like the man-trait it is. Women will be veiled and sold as property again; in times of war women will be taken as slaves and bondsmaids. Populist sentiment will rise, the way to fascism (real, national syndicalist and corporatist, fascism). We will come out of it as better men, nations and stronger in unity.
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Plus, sex!
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Not radiation from the sun! Shit, it's a wonder we've survived the sun coming up every morning and radiating itself all over our shit for the last billion years.
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Old 02-22-2011, 02:54 PM
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Old 02-22-2011, 03:15 PM
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Not radiation from the sun! Shit, it's a wonder we've survived the sun coming up every morning and radiating itself all over our shit for the last billion years.
The thing is that the Sun "pulses". There are short and long solar cycles where the Sun is less or more active in terms of sunspots, solar flares and storms. The short cycle seems to be around 7 years and there is no general consensus on the the long term cycles, but here are historical recordings of almost 200 years of major solar events. In modern terms we talk of "Solar max" as the most active time in the period and we are comming up on Solar Max 24

As far as I can tell some of the worst effects that could potentially damage modern society has been power surges. Some records tell of several hundreds of volts increase in power-lines. Depending on how it is received it could knock out powerplants and fry delicate electronics = internet. In Canada millions of people were without power for days in the 80's due to a solar storm. Worst case no internet and power, best case awesome aurora borealis!

By the way and mayby unrelated the northpole is currently movning at record high 60km a year.
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You people called me crazy. We'll see how smug you feel when all telecommunications on the planet cease to function. I will be angry if I can't get on youtube.
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dawg you a crazy delusional paranoid nikka^
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Ah, us humans always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.
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You mean like solar activity cycles? Those stupid scientists and their theories.
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