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Old 03-02-2011, 05:34 AM
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Whats up zoklet? how high are you today? I was thinking today of when i used to jerk off on speed for hours on end only for it to sting really bad when i finish. Good times, it was weird though. Probably not healthy for my sex drive.towards the end i just wanted to get it over with.

Whats ur experiences jerking it on drugs?
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Old 03-02-2011, 05:37 AM
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best = mushrooms, probably. it was just an incredible tension exploding out of me, i felt like my entire being was the orgasm

worst = ecstasy. felt great and shit but didn't get to finish after four frustrating hours. couldn't touch my dick for days.
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worst = ecstasy. felt great and shit but didn't get to finish after four frustrating hours. couldn't touch my dick for days.
sorry your dick sucks, here lately I've made a habit of fucking for hours at a time on meth
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Old 03-02-2011, 05:55 AM
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Had some amazing orgasms after a couple bong hits and then jerking off, best one happened when I got some really good weed, felt like my head was filling with fluid and then it all came out when I had the orgasm.
On a recreational codeine attempt I was jerking off for maybe 4 hours, everytime I got close to coming I'd lose my hard on. It didn't feel all that great when I was jerking off though.
LSD was awesome, although it felt kinda weird watching a porno, it's hard to explain. The jerking felt amazing, but the orgasm didn't feel that amazing, but the bliss and relaxation after I had cum was incredible.
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:00 AM
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Percocet=worst
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:20 AM
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude............. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED................
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Default Re: Jerking it on drugs

for me its pretty much like this

opiate/opiod = can't finish nod out.
speed = hours and hours and then im in pain when im finally finished
weed = normal?
alcohol = sloppy and slow
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sorry your dick sucks, here lately I've made a habit of fucking for hours at a time on meth
lol well when you are rubbing it for like four hours with a raging fury only someone tweaking out can muster, your dick will be throbbing for days too

come to think of it it coulda been acid i remember getting distracted and forgetting what i was doing, which contributed heavily to the lengthy session
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The best orgasms of my life were on 2-CI.

To put into perspective, sober I almost never cum wearing a condom, but on 2-CI an orgasm wearing a condom is better than a sober orgasm jimmyless. A bareback orgasm on 2-CI is glorious.

Whenever I did the shit alone I always ended up masturbating like 4 or 5 times and I'm strictly a one time a day kind of guy normally.
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I fapped on some elves after smoking some DMT. Feels good man.
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I wouldn't even be able to find my dick on DMT let alone jerk it.
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Acid.

'Nuff said.
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Jacking off when stoned is good, but I find it pretty much sobers me up completely.
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Jacking off when stoned is good, but I find it pretty much sobers me up completely.
That's weird, it gets me even higher.
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It used to be the best when I first started smoking weed and would get ridick high and have insane orgasms that seemed to last for several minutes. Nowadays, I don't ejaculate (by choice) and have multiple full body orgasms.
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It used to be the best when I first started smoking weed and would get ridick high and have insane orgasms that seemed to last for several minutes. Nowadays, I don't ejaculate (by choice) and have multiple full body orgasms.
Shit, i wanna learn how to choose not to cum, i keep running out of kleenex
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MDPV=best orgasm evah
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Strangely enough, my favorite drug to wank on has got to be benedryl. You feel like you're cumming in gallons.

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Shit, i wanna learn how to choose not to cum, i keep running out of kleenex
The multi orgasmic man - mantak chia.
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touch self on heroin, fall asleep and forget world.
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lol. It's funny picturing someone doing speed, then spending their buzz just jerking off for hours straight.. but I can't make fun of anyone because I've done it. If you decide to check out any porn while on speed your night is over. You're not going to get bored.
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I can choose when to get off when on amps
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Best: JWH-018

Worst: DXM

Serotonin is involved in delaying orgasms. I was jackin it for four hours in DXM and gave up. Diphenhydramine does enhance orgasm noticeably. Nutmeg is also a good enhancer of orgasm.
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Best: weed. For some reason, whenever I smoke weed and lay down with the lights out, I always feel a succubus get on top of me and rape the living shit out of me. At first I wonder 'Is this just a really, really heavy body load?' but then I feel the hands and curves and... well you get the picture anyway... it's quite rough however.

Worst: weed. She doesn't stop after I'm finished and I usually just end up falling asleep or passing out...
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^Sounds like psychosis, bro.
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Best: weed. For some reason, whenever I smoke weed and lay down with the lights out, I always feel a succubus get on top of me and rape the living shit out of me. At first I wonder 'Is this just a really, really heavy body load?' but then I feel the hands and curves and... well you get the picture anyway... it's quite rough however.

Worst: weed. She doesn't stop after I'm finished and I usually just end up falling asleep or passing out...
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Lol dude sounds like some sort of rapist
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Maybe having actual sex on drugs is off-topic, but I recall one time when my first wfe and I were tripping, had sex, and she later told me that she stopped counting her orgasms after the first dozen.

Let's see, that was 1971, I think.
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Shit, i wanna learn how to choose not to cum, i keep running out of kleenex
Kegals learn it and love it. You will never have to worry about being a minute man ever again.

Also, 2c-t-7 was weird... After I would snort it and come down enough after the vertigo and vomit, I would be flooded with images and sensations... Honestly, normal touch felt better than any orgasm I've ever had and wanking was odd. I couldn't get hard, kept forgetting what I was doing, and it felt insanely awesome but I could never get hard... or orgasm.

Weed is always good and the synthetic cannabinoids are similar with some a little better and some a little worse.
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Megakush,

Nothing compares to smoking meth and jerking off while watching porn. I have been shaking my fucking stiff cock for 6 hours, it is getting stiffer and stiffer. Motherfucker,
there is one thing in my mind now, juicy pink pussy... simply hot!
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best = mushrooms, probably. it was just an incredible tension exploding out of me, i felt like my entire being was the orgasm

worst = ecstasy. felt great and shit but didn't get to finish after four frustrating hours. couldn't touch my dick for days.

most awkward = prison. jacking to the sound of my cell mate jacking was hot. Butt weird.
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Maybe having actual sex on drugs is off-topic, but I recall one time when my first wfe and I were tripping, had sex, and she later told me that she stopped counting her orgasms after the first dozen.

Let's see, that was 1971, I think.
Awww man! That bitch is play'n. She (your wife) told me the same fuckn thing. Although we were on PCP.
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Megakush,

Nothing compares to smoking meth and jerking off while watching porn. I have been shaking my fucking stiff cock for 6 hours, it is getting stiffer and stiffer. Motherfucker,
there is one thing in my mind now, juicy pink pussy... simply hot!
I agree. The best orgasms I have are when Ive been doing meth and flogging the dick for hours. Then if I can release it in a warm wet hole it gives my dick a burst of intense pleasure I didn't even know was possible
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