Lady Gaga to tour

Sir Cornwell · #1 03-02-2011, 07:52 AM

With the Goo Goo Dolls.

"The Gaga Goo Goo Tour 2011".

007GoldenShower · #2 03-02-2011, 11:11 AM

You mean the I Don't Actually Write My Own Music Tour

Dr Z Tream · #3 03-02-2011, 12:40 PM

I masturbated to a Lady Gaga video the other day.

Needless to say, I was pretty depressed after.

Sir Cornwell · #4 03-02-2011, 12:41 PM

I reco trying it to a Hannah Georges vid. Maybe feel better.

Full Frontal · #5 03-02-2011, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

You mean the I Don't Actually Write My Own Music Tour

Lady Gaga writes her own music.

constantinople · #6 03-02-2011, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ocular Gyric Crisis

Lady Gaga writes her own noises

It's not music.

Full Frontal · #7 03-02-2011, 10:15 PM

Cunto McFadyen · #8 03-02-2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

"The Gaga Goo Goo Tour 2011".

Excellent. I think you're finally ready to step up now to Knock Knock jokes.

Sir Cornwell · #9 03-02-2011, 10:50 PM

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Cunto"

"Cunto, who?"

"Cunto McFuckup!"

Cunto McFadyen · #10 03-02-2011, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Cunto"

"Cunto, who?"

"Cunto McFuckup!"

You're never an expert after just the first time.

Sir Cornwell · #11 03-02-2011, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunto McFadyen

You're never an expert after just the first time.

Ooooh! So you finally got to do "It"?

About time. Don't worry: if you ever get to do It again, you might begin to develop some skillz.

Do you think that he/she/it will let you do it again?

Cunto McFadyen · #12 03-02-2011, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Ooooh! So you finally got to do "It"?

About time. Don't worry: if you ever get to do It again, you might begin to develop some skillz.

Do you think that he/she/it will let you do it again?

I was referring to your first Knock Knock joke dimwit. Keep working on it. One day you'll maybe even get to Limericks.

Sir Cornwell · #13 03-02-2011, 11:06 PM

I was referring to your first sexual experience.

Cunto McFadyen · #14 03-02-2011, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

I was referring to your first sexual experience.

So long ago I can barely remember it. Then again, your mum did get me pretty drunk first.

007GoldenShower · #15 03-03-2011, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ocular Gyric Crisis

Lady Gaga writes her own music.

Yeah and my name's Ange Postecoglou.

Full Frontal · #16 03-03-2011, 07:19 AM

Well I'm afraid she does. Yes. I know it's hard to imagine that music that divine could flow through such a young lady.