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Well I ate 2 fried chicken sandwiches, then I got carried away and fried and ate some batter. A few hours later and my stomach is gurgling and I feel pretty sick. Do you think a shot of vinegar would help dissolve some of this shit?
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Default Re: What to do if you get sick from eating too much grease?

you could try some baking soda or tums or alka seltzer or some other antacid(base), but by now its probably too far through your system and whatever you eat now will never catch up. anything to relax and settle your stumach in general woud help.
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Well I ate 2 fried chicken sandwiches, then I got carried away and fried and ate some batter. A few hours later and my stomach is gurgling and I feel pretty sick. Do you think a shot of vinegar would help dissolve some of this shit?
I'm from here, and even I facepalmed when I saw your location. No wonder everyone thinks were so fat.
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You need another sandwich to show your stomach who's boss.
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LOL!!

U so fat bro!!
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The thought of food makes me sick.
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Swallow a shotglass of poprocks, chug a can of coke and sprint down the street.
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Old 03-06-2011, 10:00 AM
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Half a bottle of coke light/mentos. You'll be fine.
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Old 03-06-2011, 10:44 AM
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milk is the only cure it works when i have terrible heartburn the next day from drinking too
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stick your tongue down your throat to make yourself throw up then feel bad for eating such terrible fith
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You FRIED BATTER AND ATE IT?????

If that's the way you treat your body, you deserve being a fat fuck and I don't give a shit about how you're feeling.
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:45 AM
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Drink a cup of dish liquid to break up the grease.
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Drink some milk. Baking soda is good too, if you're getting acid.

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Default Re: What to do if you get sick from eating too much grease?

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You FRIED BATTER AND ATE IT?????

If that's the way you treat your body, you deserve being a fat fuck and I don't give a shit about how you're feeling.
so what would you do? ..boil it? ..its called pancakes or yorkshire pudding. not something most people eat on its own but theres nothing to say you cant.

a cup of tea is the best thing after eating greasy food. washes it all down nicely.
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:07 PM
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Yeah it was like a funnel cake. I had some serious farts but it all passed eventually. Im not doing that again for a while.
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:13 PM
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Default Re: What to do if you get sick from eating too much grease?

Yeah, it's not pretty... I eat pretty healthy and I still like some fast food/super greasy crap. My best advice is to eat a lot of fiber and spoonful of baking soda in a glass of warm water.

It makes things go a bit more smoothly and not so explosive.
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so what would you do? ..boil it? ..its called pancakes or yorkshire pudding. not something most people eat on its own but theres nothing to say you cant.

a cup of tea is the best thing after eating greasy food. washes it all down nicely.
Dammit, mixed batter with butter. Now I get it. I wasn't even sure how it was possible to fry butter.
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i fry batter with butter
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Drink a gallon of poison, so we don't have to hear any more of this stupid shit...
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Old 03-06-2011, 09:55 PM
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Roll up some good and spark that shit, haven't met a stomachache I couldn't beat that way.
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Well I ate 2 fried chicken sandwiches, then I got carried away and fried and ate some batter. A few hours later and my stomach is gurgling and I feel pretty sick. Do you think a shot of vinegar would help dissolve some of this shit?
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