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Old 03-16-2011, 08:11 PM
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"The situation" fucking got self-pwned. Thats probably the first time in roast history that a guest almost got booed off the stage for sucking so hard.
I think Snoop Dogg was the funniest imo.

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Old 03-16-2011, 08:17 PM
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People actually watch those?

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"The situation" fucking got self-pwned. Thats probably the first time in roast history that a guest almost got booed off the stage for sucking so hard.
There was no way I was going to watch it because of that fuck, but holy shit

Snoop was fucking lol
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Old 03-16-2011, 08:41 PM
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That's painful to watch. Waaay out of his comfort zone.
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Old 03-16-2011, 08:54 PM
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who was that? the situation?
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Old 03-16-2011, 09:00 PM
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who was that? the situation?
It's a mystery. If only there was some kind of clue to his identity in the first two words of the OP.
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Old 03-16-2011, 09:01 PM
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I watched it just for the situation jokes, I'am glad someone finally commented on his greasy doughy ass face.

These roasts are always sad though, its nothing but no names and randoms roasting people they dont really know or care about.

The old dean martin era ones were a whole other story though
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Old 03-16-2011, 09:33 PM
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It's a mystery. If only there was some kind of clue to his identity in the first two words of the OP.
Yea it say's the situation I get that but who the hell is it
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Old 03-16-2011, 09:38 PM
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Yea it say's the situation I get that but who the hell is it
From what I gathered he's a faggot from jersey shore
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Yea it say's the situation I get that but who the hell is it
exactly
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Old 03-16-2011, 09:46 PM
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I'm embarrassed for him
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Old 03-16-2011, 09:52 PM
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For anyone that missed it here is a direct download of the roast

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M2A5ECOT
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Old 03-16-2011, 11:19 PM
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Yea it say's the situation I get that but who the hell is it
Never watched Jersey Shore?

It's funny.

The UK failed completely in emulating it with The Only Way Is Essex, which is just awful. Although it did introduce the world to the concept of the Vajazzle.
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Wow... why am I not surprised...

I love how Snoop lights up a blunt towards the end lol.
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Old 03-17-2011, 09:08 PM
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Anybody else think the irony of bragging about money acquired and white bitches fucked with Donald Trump and Snoop Dogg in attendance is just too much?
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Anybody else think the irony of bragging about money acquired and white bitches fucked with Donald Trump and Snoop Dogg in attendance is just too much?
Or that fact that he admitted he couldnt get laid before he got money
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if only Kayne West was there to make an appearance ...and make things right. lol

'imma let you finish, but you suck, and Beyonce does the best roast eva'

he sucked so bad that there were 'awkward silences' all through his speech. shit was so bad it embarrassed me.
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Old 03-18-2011, 12:01 AM
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The funniest part was Gilbert Gottfried's special appearance

equating Donald Trump to one of the 9/11 hijackers due to how he fucked up New York just like they did

I laughed my ass off

Gilbert is a god, from pwning Japan to the same day Greg Giraldo died he cracked jokes about him.

Loved seeing Gilbert make a special appearance
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The funniest part was Gilbert Gottfried's special appearance

equating Donald Trump to one of the 9/11 hijackers due to how he fucked up New York just like they did

I laughed my ass off

Gilbert is a god, from pwning Japan to the same day Greg Giraldo died he cracked jokes about him.

Loved seeing Gilbert make a special appearance
still weird that Greg Giraldo just up and died like that. he wasnt that old.
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Old 03-18-2011, 12:03 AM
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still weird that Greg Giraldo just up and died like that. he wasnt that old.
lol you need to be old to die of a drug overdose?
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Old 03-18-2011, 12:06 AM
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lol you need to be old to die of a drug overdose?
shit. you know what i mean. his death was just sudden and a bit wierd. maybe he sold his soul to the dEvil for fame and his time was up.
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Old 03-18-2011, 12:10 AM
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The funniest part was Gilbert Gottfried's special appearance

equating Donald Trump to one of the 9/11 hijackers due to how he fucked up New York just like they did

I laughed my ass off

Gilbert is a god, from pwning Japan to the same day Greg Giraldo died he cracked jokes about him.

Loved seeing Gilbert make a special appearance
He's always one of the funniest at those roasts.

I wish Norm MacDonald showed up more often, he cracks me up too.
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Old 03-18-2011, 12:16 AM
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jeezus that was terrible..
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Old 03-18-2011, 12:36 AM
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this will ease your pain. watch this video at least twice.

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Old 03-18-2011, 12:58 AM
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LOL Ice-T's face at 2:09 is priceless.
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:10 AM
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The Situation is still better and more relevant than 90% of the so called "celebrities".
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:23 AM
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You idiot.

Snoop Dogg.
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:49 AM
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Gilbert is a god, from pwning Japan to the same day Greg Giraldo died he cracked jokes about him.
Greg Giraldo died September 2010
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The Situation is still better and more relevant than 90% of the so called "celebrities".
I'm probably getting trolled, but how the fuck did he prove he was better in any way? You think its cool to take steroids, talk in the third person, and apply spray tan every day??
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:31 PM
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Greg Giraldo died September 2010
yea Gilbert Gottfried got a bunch of shit when Greg died he twittered on same day cracking jokes about him

http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/29/greg-g...roast-twitter/

Gilbert twittered as soon as he heard Greg had died that if Greg is cremated will that be the Greg Giraldo roast?


lol Gilbert is god of trolls
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:04 PM
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I can't wait until those guys all get skin cancer at the age of 30.

Anyway, they're apparently making a "Geordie Shore" .
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is donald trump really running for president
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yea Gilbert Gottfried got a bunch of shit when Greg died he twittered on same day cracking jokes about him

http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/29/greg-g...roast-twitter/

Gilbert twittered as soon as he heard Greg had died that if Greg is cremated will that be the Greg Giraldo roast?


lol Gilbert is god of trolls
That's fucking great....!
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is donald trump really running for president
I don't know if you watched the roast, but at the end there was definitely a serious cut-away Trump monologue that seemed pretty indicative of TRUMP 2012.
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The saddest thing is that with $7,000,000,000 a Trump presidency is not impossible.

My prediction is that he does somewhere between poorly and mediocre in the first few primaries and drops out around Florida, like Giuliani did in 08. Or better yet, we'll see a Fred Thompson-esque performance. Good luck selling Trump in Iowa.
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shit i didnt even know gottfried was in this one. now i may have to watch it....

he was definitely the funniest one in the hasselhof roast, by far. in fact, he's really the only reason to watch this pathetic excuse for a show.
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