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Old 03-18-2011, 07:21 AM
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Frown Please dont cry Naomi Watts when you masturbate :(

So I am watching 'Mulholland Drive', great fuckin movie btw...
and I am near the end...
Naomi Watts is thinking about her old girlfriend. She is masturbating, and crying ; she is grief stricken
But to see such a pretty woman cry while masturbating... I dunno, kind of sad.... and confusing
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Old 03-18-2011, 07:56 AM
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Mad Re: Please dont cry Naomi Watts when you masturbate :(

Sort of like eating your dinner while taking a shit-

The hot bowl nestled into your dick zone and frying your sperm as you spray sauce everywhere and slurp while a turd dangles from your pudding vent.
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Old 03-18-2011, 07:58 AM
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Sort of like eating your dinner while taking a shit-

The hot bowl nestled into your dick zone and frying your sperm as you spray sauce everywhere and slurp while a turd dangles from your pudding vent.
Do you cry when you wank?
Also, have you tried Benefiber?
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Default Re: Please dont cry Naomi Watts when you masturbate :(

That's how aussie chicks wank
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That's how aussie chicks wank
Something sexy about a crying woman.
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:50 AM
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Default Re: Please dont cry Naomi Watts when you masturbate :(

Especially when the crying is a direct result of physical abuse.
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Default Re: Please dont cry Naomi Watts when you masturbate :(

there has to be a video of this i searched google and nothing came up
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there has to be a video of this i searched google and nothing came up
just watch the movie on Megavideo, or download it... it's worth it ( there's also a hawt lesbo scene(s) )
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