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Old 03-23-2011, 11:31 PM
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Default *NSFW NSFW* Magic Trick goes horribly wrong!

http://www.heavy-r.com/video/105284/...rs_assistance/

You know the classic magician trick of cutting a person in half? Well, the assistant (also his wife) ends up gettin killed by a chainsaw to the throat.
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Old 03-23-2011, 11:41 PM
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http://www.heavy-r.com/video/105295/...her_black_ass/
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Old 03-23-2011, 11:45 PM
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Man, that's truly sick shit. Fucking bozos.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:14 AM
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That woman must have been fucking terrified right before death. Do you see her fucking hands trying to signal him? My god. . .
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She should have shit her pants and let out a big gagger. He might have smelled it and figured something was wrong.
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:29 AM
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Gonna have to call for fake on this one. After an intensive Internet search, nowhere does it even mention the name of either the magician or the assistant who supposedly died. Something this big would have been sure to have mentioned somewhere, but it's not. Also, nowhere in the vid itself does the commentator name any of the subjects involved, and merely refers to the assist as his "companion", and yet he goes into unnecessary detail mentioning they were "only married three months". On top of that, placing a cloth gag on the victim makes no sense... unless you want to give the impression that she is not able to call out. Being able to call out or not has nothing to do with the premise of the trick. Another big tell that it's fake is that you never see the blade of the chainsaw after the head is "cut off", because he deliberately bends down with it and tries to hide it behind the coffin. Even after he "sees what happened" he is still holding the chainsaw blade out of sight, but in reality, he would have dropped it the second he saw her in there dead. Good fake, but too many holes in it to be believable. There would have been a LOT more blood than the little squirt we saw there.
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:35 AM
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Default Re: *NSFW NSFW* Magic Trick goes horribly wrong!

that video was intense.

especially when she was like freaking squirming in the box...eeeeeeeek


prolly fake though, idk
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:40 AM
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That may have been the most metal thing I have ever seen.
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Fake for the reasons pointed out above. If there was blood squirting everywhere, maybe I would have believed it, but then it would still have to be backed up with multiple reports via Google.

Reminds me of this:[YOUTUBE]SWTaVjX9TR4[/YOUTUBE].
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Yeah I call fake too but you gotta love the screams in the crowd. Reminds you of some 30's horror movie scream or something.
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:45 AM
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Gonna have to call for fake on this one. After an intensive Internet search, nowhere does it even mention the name of either the magician or the assistant who supposedly died. Something this big would have been sure to have mentioned somewhere, but it's not. Also, nowhere in the vid itself does the commentator name any of the subjects involved, and merely refers to the assist as his "companion", and yet he goes into unnecessary detail mentioning they were "only married three months". On top of that, placing a cloth gag on the victim makes no sense... unless you want to give the impression that she is not able to call out. Being able to call out or not has nothing to do with the premise of the trick. Another big tell that it's fake is that you never see the blade of the chainsaw after the head is "cut off", because he deliberately bends down with it and tries to hide it behind the coffin. Even after he "sees what happened" he is still holding the chainsaw blade out of sight, but in reality, he would have dropped it the second he saw her in there dead. Good fake, but too many holes in it to be believable. There would have been a LOT more blood than the little squirt we saw there.
That would have to be a very elaborate fake accident.

Of all the things you (supposedly) believe. . . and you choose to call BS on this. . .
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:48 AM
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He wouldn't have used a real chainsaw for the trick anyways, because nobody from the audience actually checks it. Magicians aren't going to place an extra element of danger into the situation if there's no need, and there was no need here on this one. What also makes me think it's fake is that, instead of the magician himself throwing down the chainsaw when he saw blood on it and ripping open the case, he just stands there shocked while his off-stage assistants do all the uncovering. I mean, it's supposed to be his new wife, so I hardly think he would just stand there for 30 seconds holding the chainsaw just staring. Just doesn't add up at all. None of it.
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maybe the trick was to pretend to cut her head off and then have it really kill her accidentally, only for her to come back to life in the final trick?
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:02 AM
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Yet another thing was, if you looked closely and zoomed in, she wasn't even really trying to pull her head out of the front part of the box. All she was doing was shaking her head from side to side frantically. The trick supposedly involved the girl pulling her head out of the top part of the box and a fake head goes in its place, but I don't see any struggle to pull the head out at all... just the side-to-side motions... no force into the box. I know if that was me in there I'd be stretching my neck an extra 12 inches just to get some play going on in there.
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That magician and his wife probably trolled the audience hard... and if that wasn't the case and the accident was real.. then hellooooo Darwin.
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:21 AM
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Default Re: *NSFW NSFW* Magic Trick goes horribly wrong!

I too feel its fake. Although I've never seen someone die by a chainsaw to the throat, I'm sure they would put up a little more fight than this. I don't see how someone can die instantly like that.
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that may have been the most metal thing i have ever seen.
el oh fucking el!!!
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:39 AM
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I too feel its fake. Although I've never seen someone die by a chainsaw to the throat, I'm sure they would put up a little more fight than this. I don't see how someone can die instantly like that.
Yep.. with that clean of a cut the arms would have flopped for at least another 20 or so seconds. If you've ever seen a chicken running around the henhouse spraying blood all over the place, banging into walls, getting up again no problem and bashing into another wall, you know what I mean.
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:53 AM
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If it is fake then I've lost all respect for the internet's ability to filter these things. Or at least heavyr.com
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Of course it is fake. When he places the metal divider in place - he would have cut her throat or at least have realized that she was not positioned properly for the illusion.
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Well if this is faked then hopefully the Cartel vid is too.
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Oh, no. The Cartel one was real as all hell. Nobody could fake the chicken like that guy did.
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Why the fuck isnt it working
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Why the fuck isnt it working
Works for me. You must have some blocker or firewall on.
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Of course it is fake. When he places the metal divider in place - he would have cut her throat or at least have realized that she was not positioned properly for the illusion.
This.

Also, it's "accidents" like these that make me want to be a magician.
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Chainsaws are not toys, children, states Rolf, who must also mention that said video is fake.
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