I stole a handbag last night

[stunned cunt]

A women left it on the bench in the E.R while she went up to talk at the desk, I saw it and and I took it, and there's about 100 canadian dollars which I've already spent on alcohol. There's also some credit cards, which I should use up asap before they get cancelled.

What should I buy with them before I run out of time?

[Ravan]

Haha, wow, that's terrible.

Going to the E.R. for some reason and getting your bag stolen in the same night... That's gotta feel shitty!

[Death Snuggle]

Well, good for you admitting to something you didn't do just to get banned. lol

[Reefer]

Originally Posted by Stunned Cunt

What should I buy with them before I run out of time?

A decent lawyer.

.........Shit even a decent lawyer can't help you if you go admitting to it......dumb mother fucker.

[DestroyedMatter]

i heard reading/hearing about petty crime, that most of the time stealing purses if there are no witnesses they mostly get away with it.

but regardless yea... good job, you should learn to swim...

[Rimbaud]

Stunned Cunt PM`d me and told me he stole that handbag moments after analy raping a 6 yr old boy in the back seat of a stolen car which was filled with syphuned gas.

after that he set the car on fire with the boy in the trunk.

He went to the hospital cuz he burned his hand and wanted a doctor to check it out...

but he made a pit stop before the hospital at a 7-11 where he held up the guy behind the counter. he got away with cigarettes and malt liquor. which is bad cuz Stunned Cunt is under 21.

there was a taxi outside, which he also held at gunpoint and ordered the driver to take him to the nearest Taco Bell, he was drinking the stolen malt liquor in the cab all the way there. he forced the cab driver to order 2 quesadillas and a large diet pepsi, then drove off with out paying. And they drove through the suburbs, forcing the cab driver to run over cats, and steal peoples mail.

I worry for Stunned Cunts future, please help him.

[Mor3BL7]

better off playing the lotto no homo

[Benjamin Linus]

Also, hospitals have impeccable surveillance to protect themselves against liability claims. They'll just watch the tapes to track you back to the reason you were there. Expect a knock on the door in the next few hours or minutes. You are truly fucked. Dumbass.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by Rimbaud

Stunned Cunt PM`d me and told me he stole that handbag moments after analy raping a 6 yr old boy in the back seat of a stolen car which was filled with syphuned gas.

after that he set the car on fire with the boy in the trunk.

He went to the hospital cuz he burned his hand and wanted a doctor to check it out...

but he made a pit stop before the hospital at a 7-11 where he held up the guy behind the counter. he got away with cigarettes and malt liquor. which is bad cuz Stunned Cunt is under 21.

there was a taxi outside, which he also held at gunpoint and ordered the driver to take him to the nearest Taco Bell, he was drinking the stolen malt liquor in the cab all the way there. he forced the cab driver to order 2 quesadillas and a large diet pepsi, then drove off with out paying. And they drove through the suburbs, forcing the cab driver to run over cats, and steal peoples mail.

I worry for Stunned Cunts future, please help him.

[senshido]

I wish the forum had less of the OP's type.