Rolf has hacked Captain Falcon, Rolf states

[Captain Falcon]

Rolf has hacked the account of Captain Falcon, states Rolf, because he was acting in a way, says Rofl, rather homosexual. Are my actions not noble? Asks Rolf.

[docus]

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by docus

Rolf is the most original contributor to Zoklet, states Rolf

[Frankeh]

chrome approves

[BITCH TITZ]

captain falcon wishes he could make posts as good as rolf. not that's saying much

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

captain falcon wishes he could make posts as good as rolf. not that's saying much

Captain Falcon will never equal Rolf, states Rolf, because he no longer possesses this persona, Rolf states.

[matt110]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Rolf is the most original contributor to Zoklet, states Rolf

Rolf always uses punctuation correctly.

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by matt110

Rolf always uses punctuation correctly.

Rolf = Homosexuality

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by pill popper

Rolf = Homosexuality

i love you pill popper

[pill popper]

This message is hidden because BITCH TITZ is on your ignore list.

Thank fucking god

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by pill popper

Rolf = Homosexuality

You must be jealous of Rolf, extrapolates Rolf. Perhaps Rolf may be benevolent to you in the future, states Rolf.

[BITCH TITZ]

pill popper and i took business 101 this semester. he's actually intelligent, he had the highest grade in our class

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

pill popper and i took business 101 this semester. he's actually intelligent, he had the highest grade in our class

Yet he is still not as intelligent as Rolf, states Rolf.

[Former_Member]

this is shit.
you don't come close to being a convincing rolf.

rolf is possibly the only ridiculous persona I actually enjoy here, at least he's clever.

[Rolf]

The Pig Bird is naught but an irradiated Japanese imitation of the Grand Duke of Rolfheim, said bird shall be remembered forever for being mercilessly annihilated by the relentless Blood Falcon of Rolf, conquerer of Big Blue and ravager of lamenting women, proclaims Rolf.

[Dionysus]

I would give my life for Rolf, Grand Duke of Rolfheim, slayer of upstarts, violator of comely wenches, benevolent yet appropriately wrathful ruler of the peasantry, wearer of vestments of the finest gilded metals, wielder of swords as strong as diamonds, carving his enemies in twain using his left hand, vocalizing mighty proclamations in a commanding projection reminiscent of Mel Gibson at his most heroic, states Caesar.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Rolf

The Pig Bird is naught but an irradiated Japanese imitation of the Grand Duke of Rolfheim, said bird shall be remembered forever for being mercilessly annihilated by the relentless Blood Falcon of Rolf, conquerer of Big Blue and ravager of lamenting women, proclaims Rolf.

Of numerous ways, Rolf has revealed Rolfself, states Rolf, in a way only one such as the Grand Duke of Rolfheim could imagine. The Most Serene Grand Duke of Rolfheim has countered the hack of the account of thou, proclaims Rolf, for a mighty warrior from the golden shores of Rolfheim must not allow an assault on said mighty warrior to go unpunished, states Rolf. As the tactical genious of Rolf has conquered the account of said Pig Bird and said Pig Bird has cowardly besieged the account of Rolf, the Mighty Grand Duke Rolf XXVI of Rolfheim suggests a trade: the shining account of Rolf for the meagre account of the Pig Bird, offers Rolf.

While the account of Rolf is far superior, it is too mighty for mere mortals to control, Rolf states that it is in the best interest of the Pig Bird to return said account to the magnificent one, known to lesser beings as Rolf, for the Ducal Guard of the Magnificent Grand Duke will only offer said Pig Bird naught but the blade of the axe of said Ducal Guard, proclaims Rolf.

[zombo.com]

so... someone should just ban both accounts you say?

[pimpstrocity]

Originally Posted by Ryan1711

this is shit.
you don't come close to being a convincing rolf.

rolf is possibly the only ridiculous persona I actually enjoy here, at least he's clever.

Not even close. Shit is old after the 5th post when you realize speaking in the third person and trying to use an 17th century vocabulary just isn't that funny.

Fuck even abbod was a better gimmick.

[pimpstrocity]

Originally Posted by pill popper

Rolf = Homosexuality

Thank you so fucking much.

[Former_Member]

Originally Posted by pimpstrocity

Not even close. Shit is old after the 5th post when you realize speaking in the third person and trying to use an 17th century vocabulary just isn't that funny.

Fuck even abbod was a better gimmick.

If you read his posts, intelligence shines through. At the very least, he's slightly intelligent but quite skilled with words.

There's a certain poetry about the way he floats around and hides things to humorous effect.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Take it to Bat Country, ass-grabber.

Rolf hast raped thy mater, states Rolf, and Rolf has revealed Rolfself to be thine father, Grand Emperor General of the Grand Duchy of Rolfheim, Rolf says. Are thou denying thy existence as the female dog of Rolf? Inquires Rolf.

[zombo.com]

i like rolf, but falcon fails.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by zombo.com

i like rolf, but falcon fails.

Of course thy praise lies towards The Grand Archduke of Rolfheim, states Rolf; the Pig Bird who hath besieged the shing account of the personnage of The Bringer and Satisfier of Lust hath been beautifully routed by the conquest of his own account by The Grand Archduke of Rolfheim. Rolf hath left the shores of Rolf's golden Grand Duchy to personally obliterate the Pig Bird.

Thy hate towards the Pig Bird is a welcome yet feeble attempt to please Rolf. The Grand Duke of Rolfheim is amused.

[zombo.com]

see, your just making up pompous sounding nonsense, Sir Rolf Hath a structure, even a poetry to the words which doth flow from his golden tongue.
Tis true enough, there's few in this heathen clime that can recognize the greatness of Sir Rolf.
You sir are a cur and a charlatan. Not fit to shine sir Rolfs boots.
Fie upon you knave, and all your misbeggotten lies and slurs upon the character of the good Sir Rolf.

I demand satisfaction sir.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by zombo.com

see, your just making up pompous sounding nonsense, Sir Rolf Hath a structure, even a poetry to the words which doth flow from his golden tongue.
Tis true enough, there's few in this heathen clime that can recognize the greatness of Sir Rolf.
You sir are a cur and a charlatan. Not fit to shine sir Rolfs boots.
Fie upon you knave, and all your misbeggotten lies and slurs upon the character of the good Sir Rolf.

I demand satisfaction sir.

The Golden Ruler of Rolfheim is displeased at your insolence, cur, states Rolf, for while you praise Rolf, you also attempt to insult Rolf, and for that, Rolf says, there is naught but vengeance that shalt be wreaked upon you, after The Grand Duke hath recaptured Rolf's account from the Pig Bird.

Pig Bird! Reveal thyself to this insignificant blemisher of Rolf's grace!

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

*loads up 12 gauge with red shells*

Rolf commands thee thee to proceed to the annihilation of the Pig Bird, orders Rolf.

[Former_Member]

lol, this is awful.

[Clover]

Rolf is annoying as fuck, but 10000X better than Dfg. What a homo.

[Cunto McFadyen]