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Old 03-26-2011, 04:52 AM
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It seems to me after doing some experiments, that I am so fucking tired at school if I jack of the same day. I tried laying off for 4 days and I feel great, and have lots of energy. I looked up on google, but all I hear is that it is a sin, and you go to hell... so not really much help.
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Old 03-26-2011, 04:58 AM
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If you jerk it for over 15 mins a day you will get Scurvy...and sometimes Bird Flu...
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Old 03-26-2011, 04:59 AM
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You go to hell.

But you also decrease energy. Look up Cultivating (or is it harnessing?) Male Energy. Some tantra book you can read online. It has everything you ever wanted to know, and more!
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Old 03-26-2011, 05:01 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

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Old 03-26-2011, 05:02 AM
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Huffing raid will negate any negative effects and generally enhance virility.
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Old 03-26-2011, 05:07 AM
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Jacking before school??
That's a sure fire way to never have enough motivation to get a girlfriend.

Seriously try this.....

JAck it and give yourself blueballs, and go to school.
Dude your fucking amped like shit.

Like a natural amphetamine, no joke...
Just put your boner facing up towards your chin, in your waistband.
Don't hug any girls.

And if you absolutley have to hug a female, do it from behind, so she feels it real good.
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Old 03-26-2011, 05:21 AM
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Old 03-26-2011, 05:22 AM
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I thought that was a guy blowing smoke.

Itz a penor..
Gross....
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Old 03-26-2011, 05:39 AM
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An increasingly deranged sexual appetite.
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Old 03-26-2011, 06:32 AM
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Jacking before school??
That's a sure fire way to never have enough motivation to get a girlfriend.

Seriously try this.....

JAck it and give yourself blueballs, and go to school.
Dude your fucking amped like shit.

Like a natural amphetamine, no joke...
Just put your boner facing up towards your chin, in your waistband.
Don't hug any girls.

And if you absolutley have to hug a female, do it from behind, so she feels it real good.
I thought I was the only one who knew about that

The tricky part is trying not to finish the job.
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I thought I was the only one who knew about that

The tricky part is trying not to finish the job.
me too!
LMFAO!!!

SO TRUE!!!
Hahahahahaha!!
you really gotta build it up until right before like as its coming out

then you stop and your juiced

But after the first few times you realize how great of a natural energy burst it is,so its easy to not just nut.....and doing this daily is one way to make yourself last longer during sex...

another way, that hurts like blueballs, that will make you last longer is when you piss, dont let it all rush out, let it go for a second and then stop and then go again for a few seconds and stop..
this makes you last wayyy longer...

i used to bust quick ones, now i get my cock in all diiferent positions....
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Old 03-26-2011, 07:35 AM
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you get a curved dick if you dont switch hands every once in a while
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Old 03-26-2011, 07:38 AM
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Old 03-26-2011, 07:51 AM
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Read this: http://www.thehansonso.com/search.ph...erbating+a+sin
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Old 03-26-2011, 07:53 AM
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This thread needs more advise on lotion.

I prefer cocoa-butter.

And i use the classic peter north stroke, sometimes leftie.
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Old 03-26-2011, 08:25 AM
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In 2009, the UK Government joined the Netherlands and other European nations in encouraging teens to masturbate at least daily. An orgasm was defined as a right in its health pamphlet. This was done in response to data and experience from the other EU member states to reduce teen pregnancy and STIs (STDs), and to promote healthy habits.[27]
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Old 03-26-2011, 12:24 PM
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In 2009, the UK Government joined the Netherlands and other European nations in encouraging teens to masturbate at least daily. An orgasm was defined as a right in its health pamphlet. This was done in response to data and experience from the other EU member states to reduce teen pregnancy and STIs (STDs), and to promote healthy habits.[27]
Masturbate as often as possible => lack of energy, passivety => not causing the government any trouble.
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Old 03-26-2011, 12:30 PM
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Masturbate as often as possible => lack of energy, passivety => not causing the government any trouble.
The government also doesn't like giving out welfare checks to single teenage mothers.
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Old 03-26-2011, 12:50 PM
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The government also doesn't like giving out welfare checks to single teenage mothers.
Maybe if they didn't do that in the first place, teenage girls would think twice before getting knocked up by some asshole.
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Maybe if they didn't do that in the first place, teenage girls would think twice before getting knocked up by some asshole.
Maybe if assholes had some method of controlling their hormones or wearing a fucking condom there wouldn't be a bunch of pregnant teenagers ruining the welfare system.
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Hairy palms and blindness.
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lol what the fuck manson, you beat yourself off and tease yourself from the money shot for a natural high?

Just drink a redbull or something you big weirdo.
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lol what the fuck manson, you beat yourself off and tease yourself from the money shot for a natural high?

Just drink a redbull or something you big weirdo.
haha all the kids are doing it
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Maybe if assholes had some method of controlling their hormones or wearing a fucking condom there wouldn't be a bunch of pregnant teenagers ruining the welfare system.
Why should they? They get to spread their seed around, and the society finds that acceptable and pays for it.
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lol what the fuck manson, you beat yourself off and tease yourself from the money shot for a natural high?

Just drink a redbull or something you big weirdo.
lol i think thats what gg4 does
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Why should they? They get to spread their seed around, and the society finds that acceptable and pays for it.
Sorry I thought we were talking about people with morals. You're right, we should put negligent fathers in prison. They are ruining the economy and produce gang members because their sons never had a daddy.
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Old 03-26-2011, 09:38 PM
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i only jerk off on speed
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I made this thread days a go. Come up with your own ideas you fuckers.
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I have no studies to prove it, but I really think that going a few days without jacking it gives me way more social energy.
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I made this thread days a go. Come up with your own ideas you fuckers.
Yea, you accuse everyone of that. Get over it, this isn't a "think of an original thread" competition.
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I have no studies to prove it, but I really think that going a few days without jacking it gives me way more social energy.
This is true.

Although to long gets frusterating, I find it best to go once every few days. Unless you have someone to fuck on a daily basis. Then forget everything I said.
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Old 03-27-2011, 06:13 AM
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I also hear there are effects of your skin when you do and dont jack off... and there are also some unconcious responses you get from women if you jack it too... from what I hear at least. When I do jack off girls seem less interested in talking besides the ones who talk to me all the time
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Default Re: What are the side effects of jacking off?

well, if you spank your monkey too often it can be a bad thing. especially if you have a girlfriend. healthy masturbation for a male is 2-3 times a week. if you have a girlfriend then jerk off only 1 or 2 times a week because if you do more than that you wont be able to get off when she's sucking you off... i learned this because me and my girlfriend were messing around one day and she sucked my dick for 40 mins and i still didnt get off... i later figured out itwas becasue i jerked off like 5 times that week... like every day after school. howeevver, this can be a good thing too. if you want to last longer during sex than have your girlfriend suck you off like 25 mins before ou do it. or you can just jerk off too.
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