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So I figure I'll tell you guys this, considering I don't care to have too much information about myself released to other parts of the site.

My dad decided to drink again. When he drinks he doesn't stop until he either gets arrested or runs out of money. He's got a good amount of money so I don't see him coming back anytime soon. He left a few days ago so I went after him. I've been through this too many times to ruin myself over it again. I left a couple days later when he started to get out of control. I can't babysit him. I can't watch him, I just can't do it anymore. Its not my responsibility. Fuck, I wish I could feel something.
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I (thought I) woke up to a lucid dream. Loud saws were going. It was maybe 4-5am. Dawn was just starting to creep up. I heard a tractor, and men talking in my front yard. I walk outside to see a seam of people excavating the underground lines, cutting them out into short chunks, and throwing them into the back of a truck. I went to call the police, but the phones were dead, and there was no internet.

They were stealing my internets, IRL.
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Old 04-06-2011, 07:01 AM
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I (thought I) woke up to a lucid dream. Loud saws were going. It was maybe 4-5am. Dawn was just starting to creep up. I heard a tractor, and men talking in my front yard. I walk outside to see a seam of people excavating the underground lines, cutting them out into short chunks, and throwing them into the back of a truck. I went to call the police, but the phones were dead, and there was no internet.

They were stealing my internets, IRL.
And how does this make you feel?

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Old 04-06-2011, 07:09 AM
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Old 04-06-2011, 07:39 AM
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YouTube - I See You by Yes

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Old 04-06-2011, 08:42 PM
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I can't babysit him. I can't watch him, I just can't do it anymore. Its not my responsibility. Fuck, I wish I could feel something.
Dude, I don't even talk to my dad. You're right, it isn't your responsibility.

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Old 04-06-2011, 09:31 PM
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Funny how that song has been stuck in my head for a good minute now and I haven't listened to it in who knows how long.
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Old 04-06-2011, 09:53 PM
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Old 04-06-2011, 10:06 PM
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So I figure I'll tell you guys this, considering I don't care to have too much information about myself released to other parts of the site.

My dad decided to drink again. When he drinks he doesn't stop until he either gets arrested or runs out of money. He's got a good amount of money so I don't see him coming back anytime soon. He left a few days ago so I went after him. I've been through this too many times to ruin myself over it again. I left a couple days later when he started to get out of control. I can't babysit him. I can't watch him, I just can't do it anymore. Its not my responsibility. Fuck, I wish I could feel something.
Dude what is it with you and telling stories that are around 90% synonymous with things in my life?! This is like the third time lmao
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And the arrow point back to its origin..


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Dude what is it with you and telling stories that are around 90% synonymous with things in my life?! This is like the third time lmao
Really? Well, this is real stuff going on. Not just me, all of us. As for time... well, fuck if I know how it works.
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Old 04-06-2011, 10:12 PM
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The fuck is a roho?
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Old 04-06-2011, 10:21 PM
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How do I change the tags?
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how do i change the tags?
the fuck is a roho?¿?¿?¿?
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the fuck is a roho?¿?¿?¿?
What?! I don't know!

Oh, I guess it means soul or spirit.
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I like what you guys are doing in here.
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Old 04-07-2011, 06:48 AM
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YouTube - Yes: "Universal Garden"

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Archie Comics have warped my mind.

I have been reading archie comic books since before I could read the words. I must have hundreds of them, mostly very ragged, most of them seem to have been made in the 70's and 80's judging by the fashion and slang used by the characters.

I fucking love these things. They are all over my place, every room has archie comics in it, I have a couple dozen of them in my bathroom. And despite my love for them, I realize they are pretty corny/unrealistic/full of christian morality and all that jazz. But I can't help myself. I read these comics everyday, and I cannot remember a time that I didn't.

My sister sent me this video and I thought it was amazing and hilarious:

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Old 04-08-2011, 07:05 PM
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Old 04-09-2011, 02:26 AM
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Have you ever heard of roller derby?

This is it:

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Old 04-09-2011, 02:39 AM
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Probably the best place to fuck yourself up is an island paradise, only every motherfucking doctor here is a scam, luckily I got out of paying because we called their shit, but a few anxious moments when the cops were after us. They gave up though, after about 10 minutes and went back to collecting fines off of tourists without helmets. After seeing a guy's skull cracked open and bleeding all over the road, I reckon a helmet is the way to go. But now I'm basically doing nothing for two weeks while I heal, hence checking in here. Send some healing prayers my way. What's new anyway?
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Old 04-09-2011, 02:46 AM
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Are you still in your home continent? Catch any pokemon? Will keep you in my thoughts, hope you feel better soon. Not much is new really. ArmsMerchant is throwing in the towel in a couple of weeks.
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Old 04-09-2011, 02:51 AM
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Nah I'm in Thailand. Sucks a bit about Arms. I caught a doduo, so things aren't so bad. At least when the heads agree with each other. I actually downloaded pokemon for something to do while I heal between that and lazing around I've glimpsed the atrocity that is fox news. I hope to god that all your media isn't like that. 20 seconds of it gives me a headache.
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It is. I don't suggest ever watching it again. You'll end up picking the phone up to dial them in anger, then realize what you're doing and know its playing into their trap. Thailand eh? Sounds awesome.
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Yeah it's awesome. Not so many tourists because it's low season, and its cheap as chips. Of course you can always spend more if you want luxury, but that's not the way I'm going.
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WTF? Fuck your own face. I'm going to a roller derby next week.
And I'll be sitting here jealous.
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Hey, i'm surprised that not a lot of meditative monk like work isn't posted here...

let me be the first to start of with poi... give me some time to find a good video though because I am in RND with a new product...


What it is... Colorful smoke on a large staff that burns for a few hours on 6 inches... I think this will make martial arts fun as hell!

And obbe damn in that video he mentions flippin and stuff... anyways my dance is gettin hecktic I jump around not like flips yet but I can see my self gettin there. Jumpn jacks that are super fast though to some crazy DNB works on vertical hops, same with squating... man I get to use my friends buster sword pretty soon now ahhh yeah.
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I've heard of poi. looks to be as much fun as any other art form in that style. (read: flag twirling)

That's a good question. Why don't we ever actually have conversations about stuff? We should... converse... and not... do what it is we do...


full size buster sword replica/working model?
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Alan Watts on Symbolism and Meanings:

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Fuck guys.

I was electricuted today. Not badly though. Felt 120 V flow through my hand, through my thumb and index finger.

Reminded me of this:

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Here's a recipie you guys might want to not try. The 100% Meat, Turtle Burger:

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Do you hear them? The shithawks, I mean. Screeching, swooping down, shitting on you? I can hear them.

The shithawks are coming for you.
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