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Old 04-07-2011, 08:11 AM
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Well, I knew my uncle had herpes once, that's for sure.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:14 AM
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Well, I knew my uncle had herpes once, that's for sure.
Viz, that's no secret my son.
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You always seem to pop up when I mention my uncle's antics, Killme.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:18 AM
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I'm here to help
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:19 AM
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Well, you should've been here that cold winter night when my uncle gave me herpes instead
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:20 AM
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I am female so your jokes all fail.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:22 AM
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I am female so your jokes all fail.
Do we care? Did you ask for your gender? Are you posting tits?

No.

So shut the fuck up and contribute.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:23 AM
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Listen I'll be there next time and stfu it doesn't get cold in mejico.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:24 AM
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I am female so your jokes all fail.
Weeeeeh Woooooooo weeeeeee woooooo female female! Holy shit female.

One of my family secrets and I've never shared this with anyone...my gpa built a time machine.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:25 AM
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It does in my hometown. Snows and shit from time to time. Why do I think I moved into the big, hot city? This place and the cold just reminded me of my uncle. I can't quite bare with those memories anymore.

EDIT: Killme, bullshit, your grandpa was NOT Emmet Brown.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:27 AM
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It does in my hometown. Snows and shit from time to time. Why do I think I moved into the big, hot city? This place and the cold just reminded me of my uncle. I can't quite bare with those memories anymore.

EDIT: Killme, bullshit, your grandpa was NOT Emmet Brown.
You poor baby you're haunted by the fact herpes is forever.
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Yeah, the blisters are a constant reminder. Better than having bronchitis though
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:31 AM
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Yeah, the blisters are a constant reminder. Better than having bronchitis though
Lol getting herpes around your asshole cos your uncle buttraped you is NOT better than bronchitis.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:34 AM
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^ Please ban this poster; that's personal info right there.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:35 AM
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Not if you post it everywhere!
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My uncle seems to have derrailed this thread
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Do we care? Did you ask for your gender? Are you posting tits?

No.

So shut the fuck up and contribute.
I'd say starting a thread = contributing
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I'd say starting a thread = contributing
It's clearly not enough.
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my family has a long history of bestiality
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Lol getting herpes around your asshole cos your uncle buttraped you is NOT better than bronchitis.
I had bronchitis once. Shit sucked.
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I guess that explains your avatar.
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I had bronchitis once. Shit sucked.
I have it right now. Shit does suck.
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