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to the delivery guy who didt show up with my fucking bucket of kfc chicken o what happend to you. did you die in a car accident or just didt want to drive into the area where i live. did you jerk off in my chicken then decide it was immoral o wut happend. maybe you felt you deserved the chicken more than i did an ate it i wonder i wanted my chicken but had to settle for pizza o pizza you where very tasty. wuts happend to my pizza..... Oo pizzaa.....
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:50 AM
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This is neither your blog nor the Craigslist Missed Connections section, so shut the fuck up, because nobody cares about your shit.
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:54 AM
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This is neither your blog nor the Craigslist Missed Connections section, so shut the fuck up, because nobody cares about your shit.
i was complaining about not getting my fucking KFC does complaing not belong in her RETARD fuck i hate your life
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Old 03-14-2009, 10:08 AM
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i was complaining about not getting my fucking KFC does complaing not belong in her RETARD fuck i hate your life
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Old 03-14-2009, 10:12 AM
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shut the fuck up already nigger
im not black
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Old 03-14-2009, 10:13 AM
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Old 03-14-2009, 06:20 PM
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Wait, kfc delivers?
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Old 03-14-2009, 06:45 PM
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KFC delivers now? WTF

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Old 03-14-2009, 07:34 PM
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OP, you need to clarify. Now I'm all hot and bothered by the faint chance I can have chicken delivered.
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Old 03-14-2009, 10:47 PM
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Are you high? Because I am high. You sound high. I am high.

Maybe the KFC guy decided he wanted KFC too? Or maybe you are not worthy of KFC.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:35 PM
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Are you high? Because I am high. You sound high. I am high.

Maybe the KFC guy decided he wanted KFC too? Or maybe you are not worthy of KFC.
Were you talking to me? Dude, it sounded like you were talking to the other guy? Wait.
Were you talking?
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Old 03-15-2009, 02:51 AM
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Old 03-15-2009, 06:46 PM
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Does kfc fucking deliver or not?
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Old 03-15-2009, 07:02 PM
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faggot to the op go buy chicken its easyyyyyy
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:12 AM
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faggot to the op go buy chicken its easyyyyyy
maybe i didt have time to cook or maybe its cold in canada
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:16 AM
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The nigger probably fufilled two stereotypes at once, by stealing his chicken, then by eating it.
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OP, you need to clarify. Now I'm all hot and bothered by the faint chance I can have chicken delivered.
KFC delivers i have gotten it and it was good
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:03 AM
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I estimate 98% probability that the OP is overfed, and benefited from not getting his fried chicken carcass when he wanted it.
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I estimate 98% probability that the OP is overfed, and benefited from not getting his fried chicken carcass when he wanted it.
HAHAHHAHAH Wrong. If anything im underfeed.
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Old 03-18-2009, 10:22 AM
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Whatever you say, Fat Albert.
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Old 03-18-2009, 10:29 AM
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Wait, kfc delivers?
yeah some of the stores in my area actually do deliver

The op is a complete retard

This aint no personal blog

No go drink a bottle of draino
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:37 PM
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ITT: What happens when a nigger doesn't get his chicken.
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:02 PM
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ITT: What happens when a nigger doesn't get his chicken.
Make a rap video, or rape a white girl.
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:13 PM
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Huff raid and die!

And your chicken was good, Thanks!

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Old 03-18-2009, 09:59 PM
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So can or can't you order a bucket of golden brown Col. Sanders chicken to your home?
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This is neither your blog nor the Craigslist Missed Connections section, so shut the fuck up, because nobody cares about your shit.
This pwns you.
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:17 AM
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So can or can't you order a bucket of golden brown Col. Sanders chicken to your home?
Aparantly yes, some do.
I called the one near my house, the convo went as such;

Kfc- hi, this is kfc
Me- delivery please
Kfc- sorry, we don't deliver
Me- bullshit, I just read you do
Kfc- I'm sorry sir, our location doesn't deliver
Me- so, because I'm white, you don't deliver to me?
Kfc- no, no, we don't deliver to anyone, I'm sorry.
Me- you think your fucking funny, depriving me of chicken, right?
Kfc- did you have any other questions sir?
Me- ya, why are you being a fag?
Kfc- (hangs up)
Me- (sad face)
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:53 AM
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I did not realizt KFC meant so much to so many
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I did not realizt KFC meant so much to so many niggers
Fixed.
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:35 PM
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I did not realizt KFC meant so much to so many
I hate it.
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Aparantly yes, some do.
I called the one near my house, the convo went as such;

Kfc- hi, this is kfc
Me- delivery please
Kfc- sorry, we don't deliver
Me- bullshit, I just read you do
Kfc- I'm sorry sir, our location doesn't deliver
Me- so, because I'm white, you don't deliver to me?
Kfc- no, no, we don't deliver to anyone, I'm sorry.
Me- you think your fucking funny, depriving me of chicken, right?
Kfc- did you have any other questions sir?
Me- ya, why are you being a fag?
Kfc- (hangs up)
Me- (sad face)




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Old 03-19-2009, 06:22 PM
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Aparantly yes, some do.
I called the one near my house, the convo went as such;
Call whatever they call Dial-A-Bottle in your town, they'll deliver anything.
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yeah some of the stores in my area actually do deliver

The op is a complete retard

This aint no personal blog

No go drink a bottle of draino
i not blogging im just telling peeps that i didt get my chicken. but it was written in such a way that it looks like a blog
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This pwns you.
not one bit
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This was the post with the most win in this thread.
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