emotionally destroying a co-worker.

[J.P.W]

This guy has gone too far, if I want to keep my job I can't do anything physical.
That's why I want techniques on how to emotionally drain and/or destroy this person.

He's a student-superior (a middle aged man who doesn't have the capacity to get much further than this in life) so I have to listen to this guy.
He's been working there for 15+ years and the higher ups only keep him around because the clients love him.

The guy is a psychophant* and a liar, I've never hated a person in my life as I find it a waste of energy to actually hate a human-being, untill I met this person.

I need to tick him off without risking my own job, I've been slowly working towards making him worry about his shit by coming in at work just a few minutes before they expect me to be there, just so he has atleast a few moments to feel scared of me not showing up.

I've been thinking and planning with other co-workers, to tell him why he wasn't responding the first 3 times when I adressed him. I'm sure that after some time he'll be questioning himself.

I do want more tips and tricks on how to get this asshole to doubt his sanity, so I turn to you.
Fuck-ups, give me some pointers.


*- http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Psychophant

[Tachosomoza]

Spread rumors about him. Make it something that could potentially ruin his reputation with the people that he seeks to win the favor of. Or, you and another enemy of his could conspire to put him in a compromising position that will cause him to lose his job.

[senshido]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

This guy has gone too far, if I want to keep my job I can't do anything physical.
That's why I want techniques on how to emotionally drain and/or destroy this person.

He's a student-superior (a middle aged man who doesn't have the capacity to get much further than this in life) so I have to listen to this guy.
He's been working there for 15+ years and the higher ups only keep him around because the clients love him.

The guy is a psychophant* and a liar, I've never hated a person in my life as I find it a waste of energy to actually hate a human-being, untill I met this person.

I need to tick him off without risking my own job, I've been slowly working towards making him worry about his shit by coming in at work just a few minutes before they expect me to be there, just so he has atleast a few moments to feel scared of me not showing up.

I've been thinking and planning with other co-workers, to tell him why he wasn't responding the first 3 times when I adressed him. I'm sure that after some time he'll be questioning himself.

I do want more tips and tricks on how to get this asshole to doubt his sanity, so I turn to you.
Fuck-ups, give me some pointers.


*- http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Psychophant

Just track him down and beat him up after work while in disguise, take his belongings so it looks like a random mugging.

[Michael Scott]

piss in the coffee pot

[ObscuredByClouds]

theres lots of things you can do, but we need more info about the situation... What kind of work is it? How many people do you work with at a time? Is it desk work, or are you mostly on your feet? Do you want this to be secret or is it cool if he knows its you?

Also i recommend not talking to your coworkers about this, you have no idea who'll go running to your managers and stab you in the back

[felonious_monk]

I had this co-worker before i recently quit that job, and she was this highly annoying girl who looked like a guy and acted like a guy on purpose. She thought she was the SHIT! she is still the newest employee, and she bosses ppl around. even the managers! and she gets away with it because the main manager hates problems, lol so she just goes into the office when people start arguing...Anyways...other than that her personality is just horrible. most annoying and retarded, ignorant fatass pig you'll ever meet.

I found out everything she hates and started doing that and it rly got to her i would do the opposite of what she said and laugh in her face when she got mad at me. I'd sit there and laugh at her and look her in the eyes when her anger was obviously building. One time I noticed when she was really mad at me I saw that her eyes were starting to get red and teary so I know when someone gets that worked up, I've done well

[J.P.W]

seems like he cracking down already and doesnt need my help. He just sent 4 people home 4 hours before their shift ends. Im still figuring out why though.

Fuck yeah for digging his own grave.

[Mashleshmash]

JPW get on msn and tell me about this co-worker.

[Tokerface]

Drug the cunt. Slip something trippy in his coffee, such as pcp or ketamine. Film him acting fucked up and get him fired for showing up to work whilst under the influence.

/thread.

[Obbe]

[Dick]

No send him to the k hole!

[virgil caine]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

seems like he cracking down already and doesnt need my help. He just sent 4 people home 4 hours before their shift ends. Im still figuring out why though.

Fuck yeah for digging my grave.

hes clearing out the office so he can make it look like an accident or digging a hole in the basement to hide your mutilated corpse

youve gone too far this time

[Usama Bin Laden]

Your coworkers hate him too? Get a nigger to set him up to look like a racist or have one of the women set him up for sexual harrassment.

[Vampyro]

Also post pics

[1983]

Rim his coffee cup with some acid so every time he takes a sip he takes a hit.

If he's a smoker and always bumming smokes empty one out mix in some Salvia with the tobacco then remake the cig and save it just for him.

If you know he went on vacation somewhere find some local man on boy porn and photo shop his head in and have it dropped somewhere at work.

Just be creative with your shit man it's not all that hard.

Al

[senshido]

Originally Posted by 1983

Rim his coffee cup with some acid so every time he takes a sip he takes a hit.

If he's a smoker and always bumming smokes empty one out mix in some Salvia with the tobacco then remake the cig and save it just for him.

If you know he went on vacation somewhere find some local man on boy porn and photo shop his head in and have it dropped somewhere at work.

Just be creative with your shit man it's not all that hard.

Al

This or leave behind some porn on his desk for others to see....

[J.P.W]

Im playing the part of a naive guy who "accidentally" make him look bad. Today some shit happend and he was walking with our main man in the office. I called thr main man and said i wanted to talk to him privately. The looks om that pile of shit's face was priceless. Sweating like the pig he is because i was about to call him out on his bullshit. Main man knoww about his bullshit for a long time ( he doesnt know) hes unable to fire him though but it was funny looking him get nervous.

[Vampyro]

You gonna get yourself fired.

[is all mememememe with me]

your playing with knives there, you retarded idiot. this guy as you said has been there 15 years and they keep him because he is popular with the customers, he's an assett to the company, he makes them money. so the company will most likely get rid of you long before they get rid of this guy. whats probably likely is your some smart-assed, thinks he knows it all, thinks he's better than anyone else kid who is just lazy, wants to be payed for doing fuck all and resents anyone asking him to actually do something to earn the wages you get payed. anyway, carry on as you are, i guarantee you'll be looking for a new job real soon, only with the reference from hell from this company.

kids like you need to understand that when you go to work, the people there are running a business, they have responsibilities. to their staff, the company and customers. this is peoples livelyhoods. they have overheads and bills to pay as well as trying to make a profit. that money doesn't make itself you know. they are not going to pay you to come in and slack around, why should they? its not a fucking playground. so grow up you fucking idiot, because you'll be the one who loses out in the end, there are a million imigrants that will happily jump in your place now.

[SIdt]

Lol, kids.
Just do the opposite of what he tells you, but in an innocent "I thought that's what you meant" sort of way. If he thrives on manipulation like you think he does, he will soon get pissy and people will see him for what he is.
Then, when he tries to bully you, tell his superior, he will probably act out in front of them due to fifteen years of going unchallenged.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

your playing with knives there, you retarded idiot. this guy as you said has been there 15 years and they keep him because he is popular with the customers, he's an assett to the company, he makes them money. so the company will most likely get rid of you long before they get rid of this guy. whats probably likely is your some smart-assed, thinks he knows it all, thinks he's better than anyone else kid who is just lazy, wants to be payed for doing fuck all and resents anyone asking him to actually do something to earn the wages you get payed. anyway, carry on as you are, i guarantee you'll be looking for a new job real soon, only with the reference from hell from this company.

kids like you need to understand that when you go to work, the people there are running a business, they have responsibilities. to their staff, the company and customers. this is peoples livelyhoods. they have overheads and bills to pay as well as trying to make a profit. that money doesn't make itself you know. they are not going to pay you to come in and slack around, why should they? its not a fucking playground. so grow up you fucking idiot, because you'll be the one who loses out in the end, there are a million imigrants that will happily jump in your place now.

More and more people are getting sick of his bullshit each and everyday, you're jumping to conclusions kid. I'm still doing my job, hell, I'm doing it better than him. The guy is starting to lose grip on his shit, getting caught in a web of his own lies.

My references will be bad? I think not, I've been working there for almost 3 years now and I had a meeting last januari where it says on paper that they have nothing but good things to say about me and my work.
I'm not afraid of losing this job and even if I do lose it, I'll have something else in no time.

[is all mememememe with me]

well its your job/life, you do what you like. just cut it out with the kid, im 38 ffs.

[J.P.W]

You started it bro, I'm not a kid either. Though much younger than you, I don't see myself as a kid at the age of 23.

I just got a call from a friend, also co-worker, yesterday the moron told me that our planning guy had a cremation. She called me up to tell me that that was a lie after talking to one of our superiors.

We both have the same hate towards this fucker and its time to play aggressive.

[SBTlauien]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

, I've been slowly working towards making him worry about his shit by coming in at work just a few minutes before they expect me to be there, just so he has atleast a few moments to feel scared of me not showing up.
*- http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Psychophant

WTF, I do this regularly. Are you for real? Why would you ever show up 5+ minutes early?

I was always told "The first thing you do is clock in and the last thing you do is clock out".

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

You started it bro, I'm not a kid either. Though much younger than you, I don't see myself as a kid at the age of 23.

I just got a call from a friend, also co-worker, yesterday the moron told me that our planning guy had a cremation. She called me up to tell me that that was a lie after talking to one of our superiors.

We both have the same hate towards this fucker and its time to play aggressive.

well this will only end in tears for you. what do you think will happen when this guy gets fed up with your antics? he'll go and have a quiet word, and youll be sacked. so its up to you.